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TASTE. by Shro_omiey
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Chuckle Sandwich (Podcast) - Fandom, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP
06 Nov 2025
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“You have to eat.” Ted whispers.
His voice curls into the empty darkness like a cloud and rises above the lump of man in the cot next to him. His breath puffs out in a smoke-like gush, and he wishes, more than anything, for one last joint.
Ted tries to keep his family alive. Really, he does. But things tend to go horribly wrong for him, anyway. When he comes face-to-face with losing them all… how far is he REALLY willing to go?
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- Part 1 of TASTE: a Chuckleduo Apocalypse AU.
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…and they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates) by agneslovestheinternet
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
06 Nov 2025
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the big guy has big feelings for you that he’s almost 100% sure are one-sided. but that’s alright, he’ll deal, it’s not like you guys live together….wait-you do??! fuck, this is gonna hurt.
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Refraction Point by UndersleptAndOverexposed
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, jschlatt - Fandom
05 Oct 2025
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“C’mon Schlatt, tell me. What’s your plan to become unfuckable?”
“Already achieved it. Grew out the mutton chops and gained some weight. And let me tell you it worked.” He adjusts his cap with a wide smile. “I wear a fucking headband now. Bingo. Nobody wants to fuck me.”
I drag my eyes over him. Slowly. Deliberately. “Really Schlatt…”
“What?” He straightens up, catching my look.
“You’re gonna have to try a whole lot harder than that.”
OR On the set of a Markiplier production, Jschlatt is confronted by a woman who knows how to take charge - and it’s enough to break a man
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Well Meaning Strangers by Anonymous
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Sep 2025
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Wilbur and Schlatt are childhood best friends, both in unstable home situations. Wilbur is in foster care and at fifteen years old he has to move again. At seventeen years old they meet again and old feelings come washing over both of them. Schlatt's parents are stricly religious and homophobic. Wilbur finds himself spiraling again as they try to work through their mutual feelings and issues.
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Friends to lovers Schlattbur :)
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A bitter Jschlatt reflects on how unkind history is while in limbo via a poem.
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Your unfinished symphony, my ruined presidency;
Is that how they will remember us- broken monsters in the dark?Series
- Part 9 of Nothing Breaks Like A Heart
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 624
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 40
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“Most fanfics of the two of you were surprisingly really serious and well-written, but I managed to find a couple silly ones that are both pretty short.” Schlatt watches as Tucker pulls up the first example from his bookmarks. Fuck. He’s read this one already. It was shit compared to most of the other ones online, don’t get him wrong, but he ran into it nonetheless. His heart sinks as he realizes that holy shit, maybe he’s read nearly all of them.
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Schlatt has a secret AO3 addiction.
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forest-friend (aka: that time will almost died & then got forcefully adopted by three birds) by buzzingmoth
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Oct 2024
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Startled, Wilbur opened his eyes to find two creatures crouched before him.
They were eerie things, ever-changing; he tried to move, but found himself frozen, stuck like stone before their otherworldly gaze. Their eyes, voidlike in appearance, void of anything and yet holding universes, pulled him towards them, mind stretching far, far away.
“Go back to sleep, little being,” the bird-things crooned, necks craning down to his own, stars and galaxies and life bursting into existence within the dark enclosures of their eyes, and all Wilbur knew was darkness.
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"...Do you have a name?" Wilbur asked.
It paused, face screwing up in concentration at his words.
"...Big... Big Tahm-ee," it settled on. Then it frowned, shaking its head no. "Big.. Tom-e! Tommy!"
Wilbur's eyebrows shot up in disbelief. He'd been expecting something unpronounceable, a swirl of clicks and caws. No, this red fluffy child was just Tommy.
"Hi Tommy," Wilbur whispered, a small smile teasing at the edge of his lips. "I'm Wilbur."
CHARACTERS NOT CCS. I DON'T SUPPORT WILLIAM GOLD.
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Thomas the Train’s Trans Son Gets Brutally FUCKED By an Alpha!? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
18 Jul 2024
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Now seeing him in the light, he recognized the messy brown hair, the half-lidded mocking eyes, the revolting smell of nicotine, the disgusting white streak, and it made him seethe.
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Wilbur, Quackity, and Schlatt become a toxic polyamorous relationship.
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jschlatt has had the worst luck his entire life and its not about to end
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I'm really bad at summarys
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They're Not Bad Kids (But They Had To Do It) (DISCONTINUED) by NightSkeel_2009
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
02 Mar 2024
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Tommy and Purpled shook hands, an act of tradition, a way of saying 'good luck, hopefully I won't be the one to take your life'.
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Tommy and Purpled are both forced into the Hunger Games angst pursue
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- Part 4 of Writing fics about blockmen go brrrrrrrrrr
- Part 2 of Golden boys brainrot
- Part 1 of If We Survive The Great War
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Waking up to two older men above you after drinking your brains out wasn’t your cup of tea for the start of a new “friendship”.
Or whatever you called it.Polly wants a cracker.
I think I should get off her first.
(Reading So Real is not necessary to read this.)
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- Part 2 of So Real
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don't like don't read. ty
Trust me worth your While
but this is a pretty long book so stay tuned, and still editing.
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When they sat me up on the couch my ears were muffled as if I had cotton balls in my ears. I tried saying something, but no words came out. No breath came from my mouth, except for some drool. They laid me down and put a nice soft blanket on me. They walked away for a second before coming back with a glass of water. They tried helping me drink from the glass, but I just laid there. I could hear my breathing so clearly, it blocked everything else out. I could also hear my heart beating, and every time it felt like thumping in my ear. -
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just came up w/ random sweaterduo angst on the spot. not canon dsmp au
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Jschlatt. In another world, a tyrant. An abuser.
But in this one, he is something else.
A teenage parent in a world that has been nothing but cruel to him.
This is the beginning of his story.Series
- Part 1 of Monsters Among Men
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“This is penance, Schlatt. You’re in no place to deny it, now are you?” Ted whispers. “This is what you need to do to be forgiven. God wants this for you.”
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“Schlatt-“
“Take him”
“What?”
“Connor- god damnnit- just take him please-“ schlatt swallowed, staring down at his friend. And it appeared he didn’t have a choice as Connor took the kid and watched as Schlatt left.Series
- Part 4 of A Guide on How to Live an Okay Life
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“Go on,” Wilbur says, knocking his shoulder against hers, his grin as brilliant as the star he points to. “It’s your birthday, isn’t it? Make a wish.”
What does Niki wish for? Spring is budding into bloom, and she spends it sitting in a beautiful clearing, dotted with dandelions and the remains of a picnic her two best friends put together specially for her. One of them is pretending that he’s not bringing a birthday cake over to them in secret, while the other offers her wishes on his favourite stars. What else is there? What else could she possibly wish for?
Niki closes her eyes, swathing the world around her in darkness - all but that bright, silver light - and thinks to herself, I wish for a million more moments, just like this one.
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Or, before countries, presidents, high treason and bakeries - there is Niki, Wilbur, and Schlatt.
This changes less than one might expect.
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"Things, objectively, are probably worse when it’s the two of them. Schlatt sure as hell hasn’t gotten any more cordial in his death. Wilbur hasn’t gotten any more fond of kindness, so it works out."