8 Works in Lukewarm (Porridge)
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A post-canon story told in correspondence involving a misdirected love letter that Fletch had been commissioned to write for a fellow prisoner's wife being sent to Godber in error. Obviously a laughable mistake that there could be no confusion about, except that he had also absent-mindedly written "Dear Lennie" at the top of said letter.
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Harris is blackmailing Godber over what Fletch believes to be ill-gotten smutty photos of Denise. They are, in fact, ill-gotten smutty photographs of Godber, which explains why he's been so reluctant to let Fletch help him get them back.
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Being asked to put up with a third cellmate was one thing. Being expected to tolerate the presence of the judge who put him in his cell sharing it with him was another. And as for keeping his hands off Godber in the sanctity of their own flowery dell indefinitely, that was quite the ask.
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Lennie kisses Fletch just before he gets out of Slade because he couldn't bear to have never at least tried being more overt about what he wanted, only to find out Fletch knew the whole time and had been manfully resisting his more subtle advances to avoid taking advantage. He then spends the next ten months doggedly trying to prove that he'd still want to kiss Fletch outside of prison.
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Five times people thought Fletch and Godber were shagging, and one time they did.
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Eventually, Lukewarm spoke up again, his voice soft, and sweet with understanding. The taste of it gave him cavities.
"I realised I am as I am when I were seven. Or rather, I realised I weren't quite regular – didn't know owt about the specifics of homosexuality until my late teens."
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Godber and Lukewarm have a conversation.
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Fletcher's life is complicated by Grouty's latest scheme, some questionable craft projects, the ill-advisedness of carnal thoughts in prison, and Godber.
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What Good Are Cupid's Arrows to a Fletcher Without a Beau? by SweetPollyOliver for Emma_Oz
Fandoms: Porridge (TV)
17 Dec 2023
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Due to renovations at Slade Prison, cell assignments have been moved around and Fletch is sharing a cell with Lukewarm. Which is fine, honestly, but he is a little worried about Godber being out from under his wing and off with a new cellmate, who Fletch suspects may have untoward designs on him. This concern is, of course, entirely platonic and not at all jealous in nature.