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    "Where is he?" he heard himself rasp, and thought drunkenly that he needed a drink of water, his voice was so dry.

    "Eddie?"

    Eddie sank back against Ben's chest as all his energy finally left him like so many tiny puffs of air escaping a flat balloon. Ben was talking. Eddie could feel him talking, the rumble of that deep, rich voice that Eddie had come to remember he'd forgotten. The depth to it he'd missed growing up, when they'd gone their own ways and forgotten their shared childhood. Ben was definitely talking, but staying awake was proving far too consuming for Eddie to really hear him.

     

    It failed to kill him, and he's found his way back.

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    “Aw, Eds,” Richie pouted, the corner of his lip twisting as he suppressed a teasing grin. “How can you say no to adorable, perfectly innocent red balloons?”
    “You’re sick,” Eddie huffed, crossing his arms across his sore chest as Richie placed the giant “Eddie-bear” teddy bear on one of the guest chairs.

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    A one shot fix-it where Eddie survived, but getting stabbed through the spine by a giant spider isn't something he managed very well.

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    “You grow out of it,” Richie mumbled, barely above a whisper.

    “I don’t believe you," his younger self spat back.

    “It was just a crush,” he insisted, lying through his teeth. “Puppy love. You get over it. Over him."

    The kid whirled around, eyes flashing with contempt.

    “I know what I feel! I can see how you feel. Fuck, I don’t get it. He’s even...he also likes…” he floundered, taking a step closer to Richie.

    “Why the fuck are you with that blond dude when you’re obviously still in love with Eddie?”

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    The thing was, when Richie hadn’t remembered the Losers, he had missed them. He had constantly felt like he was forgetting something, like he’d misplaced his keys or missed someone’s birthday. But then he remembered them, and Stan and Eddie’s losses ripped a hole in his chest.

    But then, in a way that escaped his notice until it was too late, Richie forgot.

    Or: Six months later, Richie forgets Derry. Then, slowly, he remembers.

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    Eddie didn't know his weird sex thing had an origin story until he saw Richie again.

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    “So,” Eddie starts. “Myra’s lawyers are probably going to subpoena you.”

    “What? Why?”

    Eddie is quiet for another long moment, then he blurts out. “They think we’re having an affair.”

    Richie forces out a laugh. “Why would they think that?”

    (In which the Losers' Club has to convince a divorce lawyer that Richie and Eddie aren't having an affair, which is a little difficult because they are in love with each other.)

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    “When Eddie wakes up,” Stan tried, lying down a two of clubs on a three of hearts. “Are you going to tell him?” 

    To which Richie said: "Go fish."
     

     

    [Or, neither Eddie OR Stan die and that, of course, changes things, because unlike Stephen King I am not a coward.]

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    Richie remembers a boy with brown hair and big eyes, scrawny arms and a huge forehead. But not a face, really, or a name. Just this lingering sense that there is someone, somewhere, that needed him once, maybe.

    And that’s really the fucking sad bit, that at forty, he’s still thinking about grinding his dick against an unnamed teenager, even though he knows it’s a memory from when he was a teenager.

    It would make great stand-up material, really, if it wasn’t so fucking sad.

    Everyone remembers their first love, right? How they smiled? How much you wanted to stick your cock in their mom? Anyway,

    He’s got a few ghostwriters now, and that’s maybe for the best.

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    They’re not looking at him, so Richie lifts his jacket and looks at his side, where the pain seems to be radiating from. On his side, ripped clean across through to his back, he’s got a gaping wound from Pennywise’s claw. It missed Eddie and pierced right through him, shredding his side when he rolled Eddie away and scrambled up after him. Richie feels woozy just looking at it.

    “My shirt,” Richie mumbles mindlessly. It’s the least of his fucking concerns, but he’s pretty sure his shirt looks a lot like the shirt the guy wears in A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge, and he was hoping someone else would notice someday. He was really hoping Eddie might be that someone.

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    Richie Tozier is a weak man.

    And if he has to fuck the love of his life to avoid having to confess his feelings, then so be it.

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    Or: Eddie gets into something he shouldn't. Richie helps him through it.

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    “Come on, Eds, I’m pretty sure Bill Denbrough was everyone’s first crush.”

    “Not mine.”

    The words are out of his mouth before he can stop them. 

    Silence engulfs the room and Eddie finds himself almost missing the tranquility of death.

    “Who did you have a crush on then?” Richie asks, his tone sharp, his face unreadable as his arm drops like an anvil from Bill’s shoulder.

    Suddenly, he’s barely a foot away, staring down at Eddie.

    Their eyes lock. 

    "Last time I checked this was your interview, Rich. Not mine."

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    “I’ve never orgasmed from having sex.” He blurted in the middle of the Forensic Files theme song.

    Richie reached for the remote and paused the episode. He slowly turned his head towards him, blinking a few times. “What?”

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    "What were you thinking about?"

    Richie thinks for about a millisecond, decides that the rewards of opening up about his fixation outweigh the risks, and touches his fingers to Eddie's lower lip. He tugs it down against his chin, and drags his thumb into the wet inner lip line to gather the pool of saliva there.

    "My lips?” Eddie frowns around Richie’s thumb. “They're non-existent. Man, you really are head over heels for me, aren't you?"

    It's a trap, no matter how Richie answers, and Eddie knows that because he’s a shithead.

    "Your spit, asshole.”

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    “Dude.”

    “Dude what? I just came out to you, man!”

    Eddie throws his hands in the air with misplaced indignation, his specialty. “I know you did, I’m— I didn’t expect— you did it in a really fucking stupid way!”

    “Oh, excuse me,” Richie yelps, his face flushing. “I’m sorry I didn’t hire a skywriter, but it was a bit spontaneous after my fucking ex showed up and shoved his happy little gay family in our faces.”

    “Your ex?” Eddie’s voice is hitting a frequency only dogs and Richie can hear, so Richie tries to shush him lest he spill the embarrassing tales of his childhood to the whole of this tiny Derry diner.

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    Or; Five Times Eddie Meets Richie's Exes... And One Time Richie Meets Eddie's.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak-Tozier decides enough is enough and takes the day off work in lieu of spending it with Richie. To neither of their surprise, it quickly heats up.

    (Originally How To Distract Your Husband From Shitty 2000s Movies: A Guide by Richie Tozier)

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    "...but I can't say 'you're controlling and smothering and I need to never see you again if I'm ever going to grow a spine,'" Eddie said, avoiding Richie's eyes. "So I just skipped ahead to the part where I told her I was gay."

    Richie, who had been using one large and one small french fry to stage a dramatic reenactment of the dissolution of Eddie's marriage, froze.

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    There’s a heatwave in L.A., the first time Richie sees Eddie naked.
     

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    One very hot year in the life of two idiots in love, working shit out.

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    eddie and richie take a shower after they kill the clown

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    “I can’t go to Europe,” Mike says, like ripping off a bandaid.

    Richie momentarily considers dropping his phone in the tub to kill it, and then he remembers that it is 2017 and phones are like, waterproof now. Steve Jobs might be dead, but Richie curses him regardless.

    “What the fuck, man?” he says, a little too high pitched. “Is it you Bill is divorcing? Are you his lawyer? How are these two related in any way? You can’t just—”

    “Bill needs me, Richie.” Mike’s voice is gentle but firm, like that makes any sense.

    “Dude, what am I going to do for 3 months? I’ve got no gigs coming up, no media appearances. Everything's on hold.”

    A pause. Then Mike says, “What are you talking about, man? Eddie is still going.”

     

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    Richie and Eddie try to collectively figure out their shit. In Europe!

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    Following his public breakdown almost two years ago Richie Tozier is back!
    For the final show of his comeback tour the comedian who has won his way back into the spotlight is here for your entertainment, now streaming on Netflix!
    Is there something for Richie to come out and tell us all?
    Who are the mysterious friends he seems to have reconnected with?
    Watch as Richie 'Trashmouth' Tozier reveals all in his best-selling tour "shut the fuck up trashmouth"!

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