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Closeted men enjoying a good cuddling sesh
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Basically a Wild West AU version short story of the webseries Dick Figures, created by Ed Skudder and Zack, etc, with in-progress shots and plots written by two teenagers. Characters mentioned in the story BELONG to Dick Figures! There will be minor interactions with ocs just to fill the empty space.
To sum it up (for now), Two different colored cowboys and both are coincidentally sheriffs, protect the town as they always do, chasing down crime and fixing what's best for the future while also engaging in risky business and women. It's an adventurous, funny, cute story, and there are some moments that'll shake your socks off.
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To Save The Day! And a Treat to End the Night! by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dick Figures (Web Series)
04 Aug 2022
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Red is in his iconic, silly batman costume and with his companion, Bluiser, have yet to fight Earl Grey once again. This time, Earl Grey has another trick up his expensive brand sleeve, as he is planning another parade with his butlers, down the city they go. Actively making everyone's colors lost... Again.
Batman and Bluiser at that moment are stupid sensitive dorks who get distracted midway to fighting Earl Grey. Then at the end of the day, Red heavily implies he desperately needs reassurance from Blue after their fight-involved argument.
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Red's drunk.
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Pink and Blue are getting married, and Blue can finally, finally, live a normal, boring life like he always wanted to. Red has a way of worming into everything, though, and a road trip across the country is planned. This'll probably go great.
Now with more Canada!
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Blue an omega is in heat and is trying to take care of it but red his alpha roommate with so little self control is a dumbass and tries to drag blue to a party.
It escalates fairly too quickly into something else
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What could be better than an unstoppable depressive spiral? Someone to join you, of course! Doesn't matter if that someone is the bottle you're using to hide from your thoughts, or the strange dead man asking for blood through the other side of the vanity.
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Dick Figures Soulmate AU with angst, I don't know what else to say.
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"He recalls the feeling of Red’s hair under his fingers as he takes off his cap for him, digging his hands into his scalp and carding his digits through the messy mahogany hair. He recalls feeling the other’s uncontrollable trembling against him, desperate to hold on, even if there was nothing that could make either of them let go."
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When Blue tells Sarah Connors that he isn’t a virgin, a brief flash of his first time comes to mind with the familiar red-capped guy, pretending to be fuckin’ Arnold Schwarzenegger right now, beneath him. He squirms a bit at the memory but ignores it easily.
When Sarah Connors dies though, at least, he thinks she does, because of Red, the memory comes back again and he wails at it.
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LT groans.
Maybe he shouldn’t have done that French kiss shenanigan huh.
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Blue the bruiser. Blueser... He grins at the thought proudly. Although saying it sounds like Bloser, it’s not actually the real spelling and he suppose it’s why Red’s looking at him like he’s his entertainment of the hour. Blue thinks he’s always Red’s entertainment for every hour which is exhausting but nice, to some degree.
“You wouldn’t understand.” Blue says instead, following an exasperated sigh, the broken coffee mug in pieces on the floor. He wants to pick them up but doesn’t.
“You know what pronunciation you should use?” Red questions a moment later, smirking like he’s just found out he’s an unstoppable genius (but he pronounced pronunciation wrong) about to end the world. He slides himself slowly to close the distance between them.
Ah shit. Here we go again.
“What?” Blue asks. His breathing’s shallow at the gaze the other man is giving him. It’s familiar. He’s only ever seen it when they do things that are quite questionable but possible nonetheless.
“The Blowser…” He answers with a lick of his lips. Blue’s eyes widen, blood rushing to his cheeks that has Red feeling like he’s hit the jackpot.
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Red likes to be around lots of people, but sometimes he forgets that he really only needs one person. That person is Blue.
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Blue's exhausted.
He's had a long, long day, and all he really wants at this point is to relax, but unfortunately, his roommate's playing World of Warcraft.
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“Hey. Uh. Can you pick me up?”
Red’s voice echoed through the phone, sounding slurred, yet not at the caliber that it usually would be. The muffled sound of club music provided a distant background for his call.
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They were supposed to be best friends forever.
That was their plan, ever since the two had met two decades ago.
But times change, and...
Red doesn’t feel he has a purpose anymore. So he makes a choice, even if he doesn’t like it.
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fine.
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- Part 5 of Poems
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Blue is gonna marry Pink but he's a dipshit and fucks up, and now he has to struggle with self doubt and an annoying naggy roommate with a constant boner to find out if Pink is really what he wants.
Hint; She's not.