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Stanley just chewed his way out of the trunk of a car.
He should be dead.
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Everyone has moments that they would like to hide from everyone. Stanley Pines is no exception. Take a fascinating journey through his most embarrassing memories! Brought to you by: SHAME!
This is a translation of SHAME ™ which was originally made by Witxh_Ritxh so go give kudos to their fic
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I Never Understood You Then (And I Guess I Never Will) by Flawlesslogic5
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
12 Oct 2025
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“Useless, waste of space, weak! That’s it,” he cried, standing straight in front of Stan, looking like he was a hundred feet tall as he towered over his family. “Tomorrow, you’re both starting boxing. If you little punks can’t keep out of trouble, you’re going to learn to fight and win. I don’t want to hear about you two losing again.”
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Or, Stanley Pines breaks the cycle.
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Stan is walking around a town in the holidays and reflecting on his life just to get stabbed in an alley and remember times during Hanukkah. Then some random man tries to help, leading to a reunion no one was expecting.
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- Part 3 of Whumptober 2025
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The Dos and Don’ts of Vampirism by itS_JuSt_a_thought for 0MissE0
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
10 Oct 2025
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Don’t: Get turned into a vampire in the first place. But if you’re Stan Pines you’ve already screwed up that step.
Do: Try and get out of this cursed half life if you can. He hears there’s a vampire hunter up somewhere in Oregon. Surely that guy can help!
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Stan Pines has less than a year to live, there is no way around it anymore. He always knew that something would kill him but now he knows for sure. Some rare disease that was going to kill him, something almost everyone could get but don't.
Now he just has to live the rest of his short life trying to finish the task of getting Ford back, there was no other option for the rest of his life.Series
- Part 6 of Whumptober 2025
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In the summer of 2011, Stan learns he is dying. But with Ford still lost to the vastness of the multiverse, he can’t permit himself the indulgence of letting go.
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Stan Pines and good decisions go together like oil and water. His latest bad decision? Going home for Hanukkah. Blame it on a phone call, a guilty conscience, or just plain stupidity. Whatever the reason, Stan's rusty El Diablo is pointed towards Jersey, and there's no turning back now.
Snow's falling, tempers are rising, and Stan's stuck in the middle. Happy freaking Hanukkah.
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Stan's spent years on the streets, doing unspeakable things to survive. But the last two have been the worst yet, between the need for any kind of drug in his system to dull the pain and the constant need to run in case someone found him it's been a real shit set of years.
He's tired and done with it all, would it really be that bad if he died? It's not like anyone would really miss him.
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- Part 4 of Whumptober 2025
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Stan was on the run again, this time with someone he was starting to consider a friend. Together they managed to find some backwater town that was about to have some kind of celebration, hopefully they get out before anything happens.
The summary is bad im sorry :(
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2025
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He hadn't expeted to wake up in the middle of nowhere. He also didn't think he'd end up a parent at the young age of twenty or was it twenty three now?
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When his brother fell through the portal, Stan though it couldn't possibly get any worse. But then one night, during the middle of a snowstorm, a strange man hands him a boy before toppling over dead. But that's not the worst part. The worst part is that there's something wrong with the small child, and the boy would certainly die if Stan didn't act fast.
And oh boy did stan act fast.
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Fiddleford dies trying to save his son, mistaking Stanley for Stanford. And in turn, Stan obtains a child in one of the most traumatizing ways possible
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When you join a cult to survive but still end up dying by IMADOGPLEASEHURTANDPRAISEME
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
21 Sep 2025
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Stanley pines is so tired, he has been for years. He's tired of running, tired of lying and tired of people. He's decided to go into hiding, he here's rumors of a group of people who call themselves "Celestia's chosen". He's seen them before, pure white cloaks, walking the streets talking with anyone who would stop. He's decided to join cause what could he do. He's broke, scared and dirty. But what he didn't expect was being fed blood.
*(✿╹◡╹)ﾉʰᵉˡˡᵒ♡ 𝐼 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 ♡⸜(ˆᗜˆ˵ )⸝♡
𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑐 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ໒꒰ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩꒱ྀི১ 𝑚𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝐼'𝑚 𝑠𝑜 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑
It's very very oc
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°* /⌒つ ⊹O )⊹.°⊹.°* 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑜𝑐.
𝐵𝑢𝑡 ✌︎( •͈ ᗜ•͈ )✌︎𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑎𝑦
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PSA: don't try to restore the Interdimensional Portal on your own without first ensuring you have all necessary skills and safety equipment in place. Preferably, don't do it without supervision. Also: don't try to participate in any summoning rituals without first analyzing every possible consequence.
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- Part 26 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die
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"You know, I think you're one of the most caring people I know."
Stanley scoffs, taking another swig of whatever beer Fiddleford grabbed off the store's shelves earlier on their weekly grocery run. it burned going down but he drank enough until he could come up with an answer.
"yeah right. I don't care for no nothing."
The inventor watches Stanley intently, a man he's come to know after months of working together, his eyebrows furrowed but with a soft set to his face. "than why are you trying to rebuild the portal?"
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What if Stanley found out that another person helped build that portal? What if Stanley went to seek them out but they were nothing like he expected? What if while trying to get his brother back, he gains something else in the process?
What if, while Fiddleford was the middle of a mental spiral, someone was there to help him? What if instead of the constant urge to forget everything, somthing comes into his life which makes him want to keep remembering?
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Look, Stan didn't want to drive on the icy road after getting attacked. But since when was luck ever on his side?
Stan stared at the postcard on his dashboard, the hastily written ‘PLEASE COME!’ Stared back.
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- Part 20 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die
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"Que sera, sera" is an expression that represents a philosophical acceptance of the future's unpredictability and suggests that the future isn't ours to see and that some aspects of life are beyond our control.
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- Part 16 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die
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Stan really thought everything would get better one day, that sometime in the future he would be happy. And maybe for a different version of himself that was true, but not for him. Stan was tired and just wanted to be done with it all. Before he kills himself though, he wants to call someone and unfortunately his only option is Ford.
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- Part 2 of One Word Stan Prompts
- Part 4 of Only Hurty
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After escaping from the cultists, Stan flees west. He's stopped on the side of the road for the night, hoping to get some rest before hitting town early tomorrow.
What's the worst that could happen?
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- Part 10 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die