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It's not gay if it's with your homie, right?
Right?
Are Clutch and Soda falling in love over there, or am I just going crazy?
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Just breathe, dude.
I'm not Cartman.
((AKA- After growing up leaves the two all but physically separated, Kyle and Stan finally find something they can share with each other to feel normal again.))
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- Part 1 of Three Sides
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Bookmarked by zach (3awesome5u)
15 Oct 2025
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Believing Eric to be the troll behind skankhunt42, Stan, Kyle, Craig, and Clyde take him out to a cabin in the woods and murder him to end his reign of terror. Now living as a ghost, Eric wrestles with the urge to get revenge on the "friends" who killed him, while simultaneously trying to figure out how to get his body back. Thankfully, Kenny is there to help.
Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan struggle to deal with the blood on their hands, and find an unexpected source of comfort in Liane Cartman.
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Or, an au (set in high school) where the boys actually killed Eric instead of destroying his electronics in season 20. The events of this story will not follow canon. Focuses on Cartman's POV and Kyle's POV.Series
- Part 1 of House of Cards
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Bookmarked by zach (3awesome5u)
12 Oct 2025
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“Kyle,” Stan said, rummaging for Kyle’s phone on the night table. “Dude. You’ve got to get up.”
He found the phone finally and powered it on. It lit up immediately with alerts, still beeping frantically as if Stan’s heart wasn’t already racing with panic.
Shit. 40 and dropping.
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Or,Kyle has a hypoglycemic episode. Stan takes care of him.
Bad Things Happen Bingo Prompt #4: Trying to Wake Them Up
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- Part 4 of Bad Things Happen Bingo: South Park 2025
Bookmarked by zach (3awesome5u)
07 Oct 2025
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JEW BOX
Kyle stopped and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, he forgot about the pencil and dragged the box out from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty. He crouched over it on his knees, and he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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HUNTR/X has won, and Gwi-Ma is dead, but so is Jinu. Where does that leave the other members of the Saja Boys? With no master to serve, they decide to keep the group alive (meatphorically, of course) and continue the rise of the Saja Boys Empire. The problem? They're missing their leader, they're not a real group, and they have no idea how to live like normal humans. Not to mention, after so many years spent alone in the underworld, now they have to deal with each other, and all the emotions that come with it.
Oh, and some stuff is happening in the underworld, but nobody really cares about that.
Bookmarked by zach (3awesome5u)
24 Aug 2025