7 Series by ALCatLover
Listing Series
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can you cuck someone with the version of them that exists in your mind (and guest stars!) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
13 May 2026
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy | Herman
- Flambae | Chad/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Phenomaman | Katon-Ur/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Galen/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Sonar | Victor/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Royd/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
- Phenomaman | Katon-Ur (Dispatch)
- Galen (Dispatch)
- Sonar | Victor (Dispatch)
- Royd (Dispatch)
- Herman | Waterboy has a Big Dick
- Macro/Micro
- Shrinking
- Open Relationship
- Jealousy
- Masturbation
- Flirting
- scraps of watermechabae
- Semi-Public Sex
- top or bottom doesn't really apply here but it's Robert getting shrunk.
- implication of Herman being free use for Robert
- we get freaky in this one
- Clothed Sex
- Urethral Play
- Exhibitionism
- Herman has a safeword he just never uses it
- psychologically incapable of not calling my written subs good boys
- is this technically docking? is there no technically about it?
- Established Relationship
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Freak cubed
- bc flam is here
- an obscene amount of emphasis on cum drinking really
- unbeta’d we die like Robert Robertson the first
- Dirty Talk
- descriptions of mouths
- herman gets weird with it but that's canon
- a hint of versatileness to their dynamic
- which of these tags put this into the bdsm one
- this isn't even a scene
- somehow still sub Herman
- Safe Sane and Consensual
- That Fic that Literally No One Asked For
- Magic Onahole
- voodoo sex
- Now you're thinking with portals
- lowkey a sequel to my previous watermecha fic
- lowkey robert dom drops
- yet another smutty oneshot maybe eventually I'll actually go back to my multi chapter
- talk to me about it on my Tumblr the inspiration for it fucked me hard then hung me out to dry
- Sexting
- in a way. might be more phone sex adjacent
- porn no plot
- Unbeta'd
- Fisting
- is - Freeform
- Sexual Bullying
- a tag???
- an attempt at humor
- Waterboy | Herman is a Pervert
- so is Robert to be fair
- Character Study for five seconds
- Bottom Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Top Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- Robert "Robbie" Robertson | Astral Mecha Man's A+ Parenting
- Alien Sex
- not like suuuper in detail but phen IS long enough to reach 2nd ring territory
- Anal Sex
- Anal Fisting
- Multiple Orgasms
- mentioned animal death
- POV Third Person
- But also
- POV Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- Emotional Baggage
- a touch of whump
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Open Relationships
- Masochism
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- sex as self harm
- Oral Knotting
- but a weird version you'll just have to see
- oh and
- Blow Jobs
- running a train
- (orally)
- No Aftercare
- Aftercare
- it's both
- different characters do different shit
- Under-negotiated Kink
- Bleeding As A Result Of Sex
- Cock Warming
- Cock Slut
- Cock Stepping
- everybody else tops him
- Dick Gags
- (a dick gag MASK specifically...)
- Choking
- Size Difference
- Throat Goating
- but even the goat has limits...
- the ONLY reason Herman can even take ANY of these risks is because he has instant oral healing on hand literally 2 inches away 24/7
- Switch Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- I HAVE BEEN VERY THOROUGH.
- Enthusiastic Consent
- stretching the boundaries for free use that your partner gave you
- Waterboy | Herman Has a Big Dick (Dispatch)
- Orgasm Denial
- Present Tense
- Herman | Waterboy's Partial Degree In Chiropterology
- Herman is playing as a cockslut because the idea of being one is hot to him
- everybody else is normal
- characters are tagged in order they appear
- relationships are tagged in order of their dicks entering herman's mouth
- Rare Pairings
- Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work
- idle horny dehumanization shenanigans
- Bad BDSM Etiquette
- I'm Bad At Summaries
- Walking In On Someone
- Sexual Free Use
- Not hardcore but like. the idea of it in the play is present
- Words:
- 22,587
- Works:
- 3
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just some dispatch stories and oneshots (with a focus on Robert Robertson the III) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
- Explicit, Mature, Teen And Up Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- M/M, Gen
- Series in Progress
13 May 2026
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Flambae/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- unrevealed for now
- Robert Robertson | Mecha Man & Z-Team
- Chase | Track Star & Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- Flambae | Chad/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- Prototype Flambae | Chad | Chadli/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- Waterboy | Herman & Z-Team (Dispatch)
- Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy | Herman
- Flambae | Chad/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Phenomaman | Katon-Ur/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Royd
- Galen/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Sonar | Victor/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Royd/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Flambae (Dispatch)
- Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch)
- Chase | Track Star (Dispatch)
- Z-Team (Dispatch)
- some hero ocs and expys
- and villain ocs
- yknow what just
- Original Characters
- Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
- Prototype Flambae | Chad | Chadli
- Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Prism | Alice (Dispatch)
- Phenomaman | Katon-Ur (Dispatch)
- Royd (Dispatch)
- Galen (Dispatch)
- Sonar | Victor (Dispatch)
- Alternate Universe
- Hook-Up
- Temperature Play
- a little bit of dubious consent HOWEVER that is because flambae is not informed on WHAT robert's powers are and would be down for it if he was told
- Demon Deals
- Blow Jobs
- Semi-Public Sex
- a little bit of gay flagging stuff but basically just enough for robert to communicate he's down for superpower shenanigans
- Switch Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- also dubious because they're both a bit drunk
- crackish
- Just 5k of straight up porn
- Anal Sex
- i guess
- Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Has Powers
- Bottom Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
- Character Death
- Body Horror
- Blood and Gore
- Transhumanism
- Dialogue Heavy
- POV Outsider on Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- soft danny phantom fusion for the powers
- Character Turned Into a Ghost
- Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Needs a Hug
- however nobody will hug him rn. sadly. too big
- Robert Robertson | Mecha Man-centric
- Character Analysis
- in a weird way. like we spend most of the time in-game not in the suit. it's flipped. yk.
- Superheroes
- There's certainly a ton alluded to from all sorts of settings!
- perspectives switch between characters a lot
- objectum/attraction to a machine
- Worldbuilding
- taking wild fuckin' swings in here about how the dispatch setting works
- never gonna be Paper People though that author's the goat ✌️
- Secret Identity
- ghost instincts?????????
- robert has a main obsession and a side obsession guess which is which
- No Beta
- I write what I like
- it's about time I tagged this with
- Slow Burn
- i think
- also
- Emotional Baggage
- Tension
- is it sexy tension or is it hate tension leaning sexy
- Crossovers & Fandom Fusions
- Fighting As Bonding
- One-Sided Attraction
- POV Multiple
- Mecha
- Pre-Canon
- at least vaguely so
- like between Chad joining the Phoenix program and Robert's mech blowing up
- Therapy
- Graffiti
- Character Study
- Vomiting
- at the start because chad triggers himself on purpose p much
- Panic Attacks
- Muses
- yes you saw that chapter total update correctly. ROBERT POV 2ND CHAPTER. THEY FUCKIN
- Hand Jobs
- Floor Sex
- Flambae's Name is Chad (Dispatch)
- reverse identity reveal from canon
- one fell first the other fell harder
- Obsession
- some shyness from flambae towards the guy he's kinda been restructuring his life around
- (genuinely he hopes he never finds him again and they both just kinda ignore each other. too late bae. you hooked him.)
- Light Stalking
- VERY light and Robert is into it
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- I'm sorry i went insane chapter total update AGAIN
- Crossdressing
- robert scares the shit out of chad
- Tucking
- (the drag queen kind)
- cannot stress enough please don't follow these guys’ examples they're both freaks and bad at communicating
- POV Alternating
- vaguely cannibalism coded thoughts about fire
- Sexting
- chad isn't like. a full drag queen with shows i think
- he might qualify maybe but idk i just wanted to give him a fem persona he could go out to bars with alice as
- modern fantasy but that's just the dispatch setting
- anybody who's read anything from me shouldn't be surprised lol
- Dimension Travel
- Jealousy
- Complicated Relationships
- Pain
- Sexual Overstimulation
- Blood Kink
- is there a tag for fucking your subordinate's dimensional alternate so he'll make a move? no? well fuck me
- passing reference to fisting
- Speculation
- worldbuilding wise as always
- Enthusiastic Consent
- Requited Unrequited Love
- Flambae's just being a fuckhead and Robert's not making the first move because he's his dispatcher. he keeps dropping hints when will he make a move
- Threesome - M/M/M
- Oral Sex
- Dom/sub Undertones
- Possessive Behavior
- Robert this is the fucking greed that they talk about in the Bible
- Impact Play
- Chad is just into Robert so much it's not sweat kink or smell kink or whatever it's just Robert
- Multiple Orgasms
- Versatile Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- Modern Fantasy
- Fluff and Angst
- Medical Inaccuracies
- crackish and incoherent
- partial experiment in going back to writing past tense and it failed imo give me back my stream of consciousness
- slingshotting between silly and serioused
- Post-Canon
- vaguely
- Chronic Illness
- Self-Indulgent
- Herman | Waterboy has a Big Dick
- Macro/Micro
- Shrinking
- Open Relationship
- Masturbation
- Flirting
- scraps of watermechabae
- top or bottom doesn't really apply here but it's Robert getting shrunk.
- implication of Herman being free use for Robert
- we get freaky in this one
- Clothed Sex
- Urethral Play
- Exhibitionism
- Herman has a safeword he just never uses it
- psychologically incapable of not calling my written subs good boys
- is this technically docking? is there no technically about it?
- Established Relationship
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Freak cubed
- bc flam is here
- an obscene amount of emphasis on cum drinking really
- unbeta’d we die like Robert Robertson the first
- Dirty Talk
- descriptions of mouths
- herman gets weird with it but that's canon
- a hint of versatileness to their dynamic
- which of these tags put this into the bdsm one
- this isn't even a scene
- somehow still sub Herman
- Safe Sane and Consensual
- That Fic that Literally No One Asked For
- Magic Onahole
- voodoo sex
- Now you're thinking with portals
- lowkey a sequel to my previous watermecha fic
- lowkey robert dom drops
- yet another smutty oneshot maybe eventually I'll actually go back to my multi chapter
- talk to me about it on my Tumblr the inspiration for it fucked me hard then hung me out to dry
- in a way. might be more phone sex adjacent
- porn no plot
- Unbeta'd
- Fisting
- is - Freeform
- Sexual Bullying
- a tag???
- an attempt at humor
- Waterboy | Herman is a Pervert
- so is Robert to be fair
- Character Study for five seconds
- Bottom Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- Top Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- Robert "Robbie" Robertson | Astral Mecha Man's A+ Parenting
- Alien Sex
- not like suuuper in detail but phen IS long enough to reach 2nd ring territory
- Anal Fisting
- mentioned animal death
- POV Third Person
- But also
- POV Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- a touch of whump
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Cock Warming
- Large Cock
- passing out after sex
- Crying During Sex
- i'd tag this as cum inflation but robert only fantasizes about it
- Belly Bulge
- Top Royd
- Bottom Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
- Pain Kink
- that cock is bruising
- Orgasm Edging
- implied - Freeform
- Prostate Milking
- Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work
- Open Relationships
- Masochism
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- sex as self harm
- Oral Knotting
- but a weird version you'll just have to see
- oh and
- running a train
- (orally)
- No Aftercare
- Aftercare
- it's both
- different characters do different shit
- Under-negotiated Kink
- Bleeding As A Result Of Sex
- Cock Slut
- Cock Stepping
- everybody else tops him
- Dick Gags
- (a dick gag MASK specifically...)
- Choking
- Size Difference
- Throat Goating
- but even the goat has limits...
- the ONLY reason Herman can even take ANY of these risks is because he has instant oral healing on hand literally 2 inches away 24/7
- Switch Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
- I HAVE BEEN VERY THOROUGH.
- stretching the boundaries for free use that your partner gave you
- Waterboy | Herman Has a Big Dick (Dispatch)
- Orgasm Denial
- Present Tense
- Herman | Waterboy's Partial Degree In Chiropterology
- Herman is playing as a cockslut because the idea of being one is hot to him
- everybody else is normal
- characters are tagged in order they appear
- relationships are tagged in order of their dicks entering herman's mouth
- Rare Pairings
- idle horny dehumanization shenanigans
- Bad BDSM Etiquette
- I'm Bad At Summaries
- Walking In On Someone
- Sexual Free Use
- Not hardcore but like. the idea of it in the play is present
Summary
Some members of the cast grabbed me by the throat, okay. Robert’s everyman swag got to me.
That and the fact he's like if Comic Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Batman were thrown together and then promptly got their asses kicked into the Worm universe with no goddamn money. And I got a couple ideas.
If the ideas seem weird, sue me. I'm used to being in fandoms left without new content for so long we've started growing a mold culture. Each work should be considered as unrelated to each other, unless I make clear it's otherwise.
- Words:
- 93,205
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 15
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- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Barney Calhoun/Gordon Freeman
- Barney Calhoun
- Gordon Freeman
- Eli Vance
- Original Characters
- various resistance characters
- Judith Mossman
- (cameo) John Freeman
- various OCs
- Gordon Freeman's Father
- Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch
- references to slavery
- Trans Male Character
- Requited Unrequited Love
- Farmer's Market
- Hallmark movie tropes
- Suggestive Themes
- Disturbing Themes
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- Presumed Dead
- Dreams and Nightmares
- Identity Porn
- heavy au
- There are in fact satyr cow people
- don't look at me
- Masturbation
- Comments encouraged!
- Size Difference
- Porn With Plot
- Slow Burn
- REALLY slow
- according to writer friends at least
- Mute Gordon Freeman
- limited speech at the very best
- cow hybrids
- Fantasy Racism
- Attempted Murder
- of a child
- Murder
- of the person who tried
- Blood and Violence
- Past Child Abuse
- Child Abuse
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Words:
- 45,118
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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DSMP Bande AU by ALCatLover, orphan_account
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
- General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Gen, M/M
- Series in Progress
30 Mar 2021
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Eret & Wilbur Soot
- Eret & Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson
- Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson
- Eret & Wilbur Soot & Technoblade
- Eret & Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- none I'm not fuckign nasty
- except maybe chat/being creepy
- Technoblade/Sleep
- Jschlatt & Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- Schlatt/not getting his suit dirty
- Alexis | Quackity/Sapnap
- Alexis | Quackity & Sapnap
- Alexis | Quackity & Wilbur Soot
- Jschlatt & Wilbur Soot
- Jschlatt & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
- Connor | ConnorEatsPants & Jschlatt
- No Romantic Relationship(s)
- Dream/GeorgeNotFound
- Clay | Dream/Floris | Fundy
- (former)
- Clay | Dream & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF)
- Dream & GeorgeNotFound
- Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)
- Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
- TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
- Eret (Video Blogging RPF)
- Wilbur Soot
- Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
- Chat - Character
- but they're chat so they don't count
- Alexis | Quackity
- Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF)
- Wilbur is mentioned like twice
- Toby Smith | Tubbo
- Connor | ConnorEatsPants
- various cameos but I ain't saying
- Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
- GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF)
- Floris | Fundy
- (mentioned)
- Original Characters
- ranboo is... something
- why are there two identical tags for jschlatt
- tommy's goal is to fight god and win
- real names are not used bc this is based on their characters
- Alternate Universe
- Dream SMP Band AU
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Eret is Wilbur Soot's best friend
- Fluff
- Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
- Hurt/Comfort
- Hallucinations (?)
- Ghosts (?)
- Jschlatt trusts techno with his life
- he just refuses to say it
- Liminal Spaces
- i swear this is a band au this is all just set up
- unbeta'd but I refuse to die
- canon can suck my dick
- in this house dream's techno's forgotten rival
- techno and schlatt are qpps and their relationship is the definition of Salt Mates
- chat got on techno's last nerve lmao
- schlatt gets fireman carried half the chapter and it's so good
- I'm just fuckin goin wild in these tags huh
- for a slob schlatt cares about his clothing too much
- it's a rental
- fuck everything this was so hard to write
- just: fuck
- suggest some additional tags and maybe I'll add them idk
- techno @ chat: fucc u
- schlatt: I'm here too what the fuck
- techno: oh sorry
- techno @ chat: schlatt asked so i'll give in to ur demands but ur on thin fucking ice
- nearly had techno intimidatingly threaten to crush a doll head under his boot but it broke the tone
- should've put that first
- this whole au is crack treated seriously i stg
- techno is a dramatic bitch
- tbh so is schlatt but in a different way
- techno is batman schlatt is fuckin
- uhhh
- Looney Toons
- The Author Regrets Everything
- and nothing
- Author Is Sleep Deprived
- eventually techno's gonna snap jschlatt's spine in half and no one will blame him
- couldn't fuckin do a title for the longest time so I just settled on That
- the original was worse if you don't believe me
- what type of building do they live in? fuck you I'm not specifying
- my writing is all over the place
- but do i care?
- no
- First Dates
- Quackity is awkward because emotions
- Sapnap is flirty don’t come for me
- they are in love
- they just don’t know it yet
- No angst here
- not in my good Christian bande au
- Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings
- Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
- Panic Attacks
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Self-Esteem Issues
- Self-Hatred
- Trauma
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Childhood Trauma
- Blood and Injury
- Vomiting
- Hospitals
- Hiding Medical Issues
- Alcohol Withdrawal
- 5+1 Things
- Angst
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Tommy and Tubbo are mentioned for like a single second
- surprisingly this isn’t a vent fic
- it took me about two week to write this help
- Mr Philz’s Minecraft is a good dad in this au
- Drug Use
- Drug Addiction
- References to Addiction
- Underage Drinking
- Gambling
- Child Neglect
- Past Child Abuse
- bande au
- Social Media
- Fluff and Crack
- some swearing but that's the internet babey
- Why is philza's tag his actual name
- hate that
- also this is so. many. memes.
- themes of depression
- Eventual Medical Emergency
- Slow Burn
- Mental Health Issues
- Disabled Character
- No Smut
- at least not yet
- Band Fic
- dream has trust issues
- dream has violin trauma
- dream is their band manager
- they're in highschool
- eventually a brief
- Alternate Universe - Summer Camp
- before we go back to the usual
- eventual
- Sickfic
- fundy thinks that because dream trusts sapnap with whatever happened to his eye
- fundy should get to know about it too
- and he decided that he needed to know for dream's "medical wellbeing"
- like fuck off with that fundy he's functioning perfectly fine thank you for asking
- Sapnap and Dream are Childhood Friends
- I might eventually have to move the rating from Teen to Mature
- george plays the drums
- their band name is the DR34M T34M
- yes the name was inspired by the end credits of heat waves what of it
- anyways let's get into the actual story
- i'll get back to these tags later
- I forgot to mention they're seniors- sksksksk
- the title is from lemon boy
- 's good
- How Do I Tag
- I'm Bad At Tagging
- I will go down with this au
- This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think
- Don't Try This At Home
- Don't Judge Me
- idk how many chapters each will take up
- Dream Team SMP - Freeform
- Dream Smp — Freeform
- These are the characters not the people
- I hate that the tags aren't just their gamertags
- who uses their names?? cringe
- anyway enough reading about me rambling in these work tags GO READ MY FIC ALREADY
- Musicians
- I'm Bad At Summaries
- I'm Going to Hell
- I'm Not Ashamed
- Words:
- 17,373
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Alexis | Quackity & Wilbur Soot
- Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit
- Alexis | Quackity & TommyInnit
- Alexis | Quackity
- Wilbur Soot
- Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
- TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
- Philza (Video Blogging RPF)
- The Dream Team (Video Blogging RPF)
- briefly
- Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements
- Homeless Tommy
- before he drops the physical world anyways
- tommy's just a human kid
- both wilbur and quackity are Little Folk
- Dimensional Travel
- the forest is watching and it does not like
- Raccooninnit
- Hobbitish Opinions On The Matters Of Food
- no beta we die to technoblade
- the wild hunt
- The Old Rules
- The Author Regrets Nothing
- I'm Gonna Die And It's Worth It
- GRAB THE CHILD
- I HAVE THE CHILD
- Childhood Trauma
- yeah people were mean to bby tommy and he decided fuck work
- and left for the nevernever
- he's not stuck with the folk
- they're stuck with him
- based off the size changer mod video
- will I manage to fit this in 3 chapters?
- probably not
- am I going to change the total chapter amount?
- no because it soothes my anxiety
- they're found family your honor
- chat giveth and chat taketh away
- sike I changed the total chapter amount
- I didn't mean for it to get this big what teh fuck
- had to change to teen after I started working on it again after a month
- because of a new chapter
- lemme know if it needs to go up
- fuck man I don't know where this plot is going but it's fun
- Names
- Mentions of Myth & Folklore
- I'm Bad At Summaries
- the original chapter was gonna be more graphic but I changed it ur welcome
- only added like two more weeks to working on it
- when ur being sold off piece by piece because ur bad at wording your deals
- Sensory Weirdness
- tell me what u like in the comments
- love u guys
- sm
- Words:
- 8,562
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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i had a name, once by ALCatLover
Fandom Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
- Explicit
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
- M/M
- Series in Progress
22 Jul 2021
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Karl Heisenberg/Ethan Winters
- Karl Heisenberg
- Ethan Winters
- Rose Winters (Mentioned)
- Anal Fingering
- Glove Kink
- Metal Restraints
- Dubious Consent
- at first
- and then
- Enthusiastic Consent
- Topping from the Bottom
- A little
- Ethan's fucking kinky
- so's karl tho
- thank you warehouse discord for dragging me onto this bandwagon
- to everyone who subbed to me for other works
- I'm so fucking sorry
- no beta we die like ethan did
- I wish all heisenberg enjoyers a very pleasant evening
- ;)
- Ethan's Ungodly Ass
- Karl's Gonna Fucking Die
- I REGRET NOTHING
- unconventional lube
- aka oil
- machine oil or otherwise? who knows certainly not ethan
- thank you 10-in-1-slut for pointing out the lack
- i better see y'all in that fucking comments section
- also Ethan's ass fucking claims Karl's glove at one point but Karl gets it back out
- smug and cheeky boi
- the sheer aggression of these lads
- written in like a week so it's very chaotic and not very good i'm afraid
- crack(?)
- wildly ooc on all sides
- Rough Sex
- [in a future chapter two
- if not chapter one]
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Anal Sex
- Monsterfucking
- Molded Ethan
- Biting
- Crack
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Karl destroyed on the floor: a surprise to be sure
- but a welcome one
- Ethan with his hands covering his face: WHY
- Karl: passes the fuck out
- Ethan: internally screaming and externally screaming into his hands
- Temperature Play
- chain play
- Dom/sub Undertones
- safe kink
- Scene Discussion
- disgusting amounts of trust and domestic fluff
- ethan went back to being a systems engineer
- karl orders parts for his projects online sometimes
- Porn with Feelings
- Porn With Plot
- is it still pwp if the plot is literally setting up for the sex scene?
- I dunno y'all tell me
- wrote this in a week and skipped over a couple hard parts
- then sat on the nearly completed work for like a month
- Anal Play
- karl considers himself a mitigating influence on ethan's slutty ways
- they're in Love and they are also Kinky
- Karl only uses the best stuff for Ethan
- bc he wants him to be safe and enjoy himself
- he puts so much thought into their scenes
- it's cute
- Kink Negotiation
- Praise Kink
- Pet Names
- ethan's ass is STILL a vacuum
- if you're wondering if Karl came
- the answer is yes
- ethan just didn't notice it in the moment
- the title makes me laugh
- tempted to tag as crack but honestly not sure if this is crack anymore or ever was
- Post-Canon
- sequel to vacuum ass if you want it to be
Summary
Works about Ethan Winters, usually has Heisenberg involved somehow. Unrelated, unless said otherwise. Posted: kinky 2 parter. karl/ethan temperature kink fic. Planning on posting: long, Ethan-centric survival-based fic, more to come maybe
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- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Hatake Kakashi/Momochi Zabuza
- Hatake Kakashi
- Haku (Naruto)
- Momochi Zabuza
- Uzumaki Naruto
- Haruno Sakura
- Uchiha Sasuke
- KakaZabu Week 2018
- Domestic Fluff
- Top Hatake Kakashi
- Bottom Momochi Zabuza
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- 2
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