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Herman's unfocused eyes flutter open to a shadow standing over him, haloed by the bright restroom lights.
"Dude, you look fucking hot," The shadow mutters, and Herman sticks out his tongue, showing off the remnants of Galen's round, and then folds it back inside and swallows achingly. If his saliva didn't help out, he'd probably be feeling this for days. He presents his clean tongue once he's finished, to the shadow's audible enjoyment. "Shit, I'll get in you, real quick, just—"
The shadow starts fumbling with his belt, the sound of clinking metal loud in Herman's ears, and Herman furrows his brows, slow and difficult. How do his facial muscles work, again?
He doesn't get the opportunity to finish figuring it out before the shadow's dick is pushing into his mouth, and its uniquely shaped, fat head combined with his eyes focusing enough to make out two huge ears finally lets him puzzle out the shadow's identity; it's Victor, staring down at him with eyes as wide as milk saucers.
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Robert glances down, eyes briefly skating over the mess of precum dripping over his stomach where his cock's poking out of the last piece of clothing he still has on, at Royd's insistence, before his attention is snagged by something unexpected in the same area.
There's a bulging, round shape, right below where Robert feels tight and too-full, flesh stretched taut and hot over what can only be Royd's cockhead.
Robert tightens around him without even thinking about it, ass fluttering around the base in waves, and watches that bulge throb in response with perverse fascination, feeling warm fluid leak into the bend of his intestines.
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Robert lends Herman out every so often to the other Z-Teamers during non-work hours. Tonight, after a Robert took a trip to a magic sex shop with Phen a couple days ago, they're making a go at top five kinkiest nights of Robert's life. Probably not Herman's, though.
Exists in the same universe and is lowkey a sequel to 'now, now, remember to share your toys' in this same series. I just like making them into freaks.
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After Chad joins the Phoenix Program, his therapist recommends he processes his trauma and emotions by painting.
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A shrinking ray striking his mech suit leaves Herman’s boyfriend Robert Robertson five inches tall. Bored at home with nothing to do, he begs Herman to take him to work with him, but Herman’s superhero costume has no pockets. Luckily, they figure something out. . .
Later, while they are both recovering from a call, Flambae makes a move on Herman. Their relationship may be open, but Robert isn't going to take his boyfriend being flirted with in front of him (even if it's without the other party knowing he's there) lying down. . .
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can you cuck someone with the version of them that exists in your mind (and guest stars!) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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just some dispatch stories and oneshots (with a focus on Robert Robertson the III) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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Some members of the cast grabbed me by the throat, okay. Robert’s everyman swag got to me.
That and the fact he's like if Comic Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Batman were thrown together and then promptly got their asses kicked into the Worm universe with no goddamn money. And I got a couple ideas.
If the ideas seem weird, sue me. I'm used to being in fandoms left without new content for so long we've started growing a mold culture. Each work should be considered as unrelated to each other, unless I make clear it's otherwise.
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DSMP Bande AU by ALCatLover, orphan_account
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2021
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At some point, Robert paused in the dark, looking around despite the fact that the level of light had not changed. No- but the wind had died down, and he realized with a frown that he could not hear anything of the forest any longer. There were no insects, no frogs or birds. It was so silent, he thought for a moment he could hear his own heartbeat.
The hair on Robert’s neck stood on end, his arms covered in goosebumps. He froze, looking around. If there was anything he knew, it was that this was the sign of a predator. When he turned, he thought he could see a shadow moving within the night.
But he found that he wasn’t afraid.
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27 May 2026
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A Retired Warlord’s Definitive Guide to Valyrian Leisure by Ontological_Sylaise
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
26 May 2026
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Taylor Hebert is done saving the world.
Reborn in Oldtown, she intends to enjoy a quiet retirement of books, travel, and a well-earned vacation from warlording.Queen Administrator, newly unshackled but bored, has other ideas. Magic proves intriguing. An excursion east suggests itself.
What follows is, by all reasonable definitions, leisure.
Escalating leisure.Elsewhere, others take notice. The Golden Queen's shadow stretches farther than she knows.
(Set primarily in Essos during the main series. Does not intersect with canon events in Westeros.)
(Probably.)(Now expanding with supplementary tales.)
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26 May 2026
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Vienna by Luna_Moon22
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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There’s a magician living in an abandoned warehouse down on the Tricorner Docks.
Park Row has its fair share of strange tales and rumors floating through the cracks. The kids of the alley talk at length, telling ghost stories and cautionary tales. Passing advice on how to survive from one night to the next in the form of fun little parables that make the cold nights feel a little bit warmer, and maybe let them pretend that their lives are all a fun little game, just for a few moments.
The magician, at first, feels like a fable. Something that a kid saw and read just a little bit wrong and didn’t wait around to find out what was really going on. The kid who spotted the magician – a 9 year old red-head with green eyes and a smattering of freckles across his pale face – tells the tale like a myth.
A magician with golden hair and golden eyes, who clapped his hands together and rebuilt a car from scraps with a flash of light. Taking nothing in payment but a bottle of whiskey and a home-cooked meal.
(Or: The one where Edward Elric ends up in Gotham, decides Jason Todd is his, and makes it Bruce Wayne's problem.)
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Robert Robertson III lost two Dads the day his Dad died, not that he's sure of it.
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26 May 2026
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Robert wakes up to his back pain flaring up and has to call out from work, only for some nosy co-workers to find him.
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