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    a collection of my vampire works

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    Basically just the Batfam in varying levels of seriousness--that all seem to start/end in the kitchen because reasons. IDK

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    02 Mar 2026

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    Jack Drake catches his son sneaking in through the window, and jumps to the wrong conclusion.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Now, worst case scenario: What’s so bad you call Jason?

    Easy. You call him when you need someone beaten, killed, or otherwise met with incredible violence. You call him when you’re running away for a week because Bruce is being a dickhole. You call him when you want to eat food by someone who can cook Gothamite comfort, and to yell really really loud.

    When she spoke again, it was with a whisper, strained as if it were creaking its way out of her body, wasting away all the air in her lungs and splintering on the last word in her mouth.

    Don’t tell Bruce.

    You call Jason when you need to hide a body.

     

    This fic contains graphic depictions of violence/gore, mentions of sexual assault (NOT to Steph or Jason), and POV dissociation. Proceed with care.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    04 Jul 2024

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    I LOVE THIS DHJDSAKEHBFEOR

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    Jason is both annoyed and weirdly flattered when the replacement turns up to ask him for help. He mentally rearranges his calendar so he can be free Wednesday evening and says, “No, fuck off, I have very important business going on.”
    Tim eyes his 72” TV playing Japanese wrestling more judgmentally than it really deserves.

    “Important crime things,” Jason emphasizes. “Make Wingdick do it.”

    Jason doesn't think much of it when Tim needs his help, or Damian moves in, or even when Dick turns up looking beat all to hell. But at some point he realizes that he might be the best option his brothers have to recover from the cycle of violence that Batman has set up, and all he can think is that things were much easier when he was the villain.

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    29 Jun 2024

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    EWKBLQWIENDO THIS WAS SO FUCKING GOOD OMG????? IM OBSSESSED WITH HOW YOU WROTE THIS LOVE IT TO DEATH