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Sero (00:03): MAYDAY
Sero (00:03): MAY FUCKING DAY
Sero (00:03): MIIIIIIINA HELP ME
Mina (00:04): what is it
Mina (00:04): whos dying
Mina (00:04): and why are you texting me instead of one of the responsible onesSero (00:06): CHECK YOUR SNAP
Sero (00:06): I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE STREAKS
Sero (00:06): I THOUGHT I WAS BEING FUNNY
Sero (00:06): CHARMING AND A LITTLE CHEEKYMina (00:07): you think a selfie captioned “send nudes” makes you ‘charming and a little cheeky’?
Sero (00:07): NOT THE POINT
Sero (00:07): (but it totally does)
Sero (00:08): BUT MINA
Sero (00:08): I JUST GOT A SNAPCHAT FULL OF TODOROKI I-TAKE-EVERYTHING-LITERALLY SHOUTO’S NAKED FUCKING BODY- Language:
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20 Jan 2023
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Fa(e)ted Encounters by OmnipotentPenmanship
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Dec 2022
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“May I have your name?”
The man’s expression pinched at the question, turning from a standoffish glare to very distinct distaste in the form of a sneer.
He took a moment to think over the question, and Shouto wondered if it was possible the creature forgot its own name. “Uh, fucking… Updog.”
“Updog.” He repeated, but he didn’t feel the soothing balm of magic settle over his tongue as he took the name. That was not this mortal’s true name.
The man was regarding him, nasty scowl still in place, a hint of anticipation in his squinted eyes.
“What’s Updog?” Shouto asked, curiosity at something unknown outweighing any irritation over the man’s… everything.
The mortal snorted.
“Busy working a job, now leave me the fuck alone.”
What in the seven hells?
Shouto is a faerie with a destiny. A grand destiny meant to end the world, but a destiny nonetheless, and there's nothing going to stop him from fulfilling it. Unfortunately, he didn't account for one Bakugou Katsuki to force his way into his life.
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03 Jan 2023
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Vantage Point by seventh_time_lucky
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Aug 2024
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“What the fuck?” Katsuki says. He’s made it to the lip of a little hollow that’s apparently somewhat protected from the snow, and he’s found the source of the column of smoke: it’s a bush, which is on fire. And standing next to the bush, in a fighting stance, glaring at thin air, face smeared with blood, left hand sending up gouts of flame: Mr Teen Beat Cutest Hero himself, looking like a total fucking lunatic.
It seems like a pretty standard day in the pro-heroing life of Bakugou Katsuki. Right up until he finds himself lost in the mountains with the guy who pisses him off most in the whole world and who now needs Katsuki's help due to a minor issue of total loss of sight and hearing, anyway.
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31 Dec 2022
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Akaashi Keiji has the most perfect slapshot known to man.
“He really doesn’t,” Kuroo says, amused. But Kuroo also has terrible judgement and terrible hair and he’s secretly in love with a certain tiny, terrifying singles skater and he doesn’t know a damn thing about hockey so he can’t even talk, Bokuto is going to go find someone who will be nice to him.
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28 Dec 2022
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“We should just make a thing of it,” Miya said after the fifth time.
Kiyoomi can't stand Atsumu, which is probably how he ends up under him.
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26 Dec 2022
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The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Dec 2022
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Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.
No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.
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25 Dec 2022
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Found Your Husband by sara_holmes for copperbadge
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
26 Feb 2017
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Clint was never any good at strategy. He's pretty good at putting his foot in his mouth, though. Never to the extent where he ends up accidentally marrying someone he's not seen in twenty years, though.
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17 Dec 2022
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Dirty and Sweet (Get it on) by MadeItUp
Fandoms: Top Gun: Maverick (2020), Top Gun (Movies)
22 Oct 2022
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As things wind down after the mission, Rooster struggles with a need for something a little dangerous. That something absolutely should not – cannot – be Jake Seresin. But a little friendly competition and a lot of alcohol can go a long way to changing a man's mind.
Hangman eyes Rooster’s empty beer, then his own. “How about that second shot?”
“You tryna put me off my game?”
“I don’t need you drunk to beat you, Rooster.”
“What do you need me drunk for?”Series
- Part 1 of Fire in the Blood and Smoke in the Air
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07 Dec 2022
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no stressing, just obsessing (with sealing the deal) by Resacon1990
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
26 Nov 2022
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“Too much love drives a man insane!”
“Tell me about it,” Jake mutters under his breath, and Penny raises an eyebrow where she’s wiping the bar in front of him.
Or, five times Jake tries to tell Bradley he's in love with him, and the one time he actually does.
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- Part 1 of Mighty Wings (Across the Sky)
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01 Dec 2022
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Jake was slumped in the doorway, propped up against the wall beside the door. He was a strange, pale, near-gray against the dark backdrop of his apartment, and he looked—well…
“You look like shit," Bradley said.
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Bradley draws the short straw and has to take care of Jake when he's sick with a stomach flu. Jake doesn't want to be taken care of.
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01 Dec 2022
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Trans-Universal Cultrural Exchange Program by ShortAngryTwinks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Jan 2022
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When Katsuki is hit by a quirk that swaps him out with an alternate universe version of himself, Izuku is tasked with looking after the strange new version of his hero partner.
In many ways, the man is just like Katsuki, but as Izuku will soon find, there are many differences between the norms and conventions in their world and those in the world this Katsuki is from—differences that lead to some interesting new behaviors and ideals.
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01 Dec 2022
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After winding up in hot water with the Ukrainian mob, Clint finds himself relocating to a small town in northern Indiana to work as an elementary school gym teacher, and finds his new home invaded by a series of suspiciously wolfish puppies determined to be Lucky's BFFs, and his life invaded by over zealously friendly neighbors determined to feed him. In a startling twist of events, three of his favorite students happen to be his next door neighbors, along with their ruinously hot single dad Bucky, who proves to be just as enamored of Clint as he is of Bucky.
What follows is a classic rendition of thirsting over the hot neighbor, bizarre small-town behavior, and so many puppies.
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30 Nov 2022
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Magical gifts AU. The first thing Kuroo notices about Sawamura Daichi is that wherever he goes, there are flowers.
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- Part 1 of small magics au
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29 Nov 2022
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“I would be forever in your debt if you could date Daichi for a bit,” continued Sugawara in a conversational tone that was probably appropriate for a wide range of subjects, but, Kuroo thought dimly, not this particular one.
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29 Nov 2022
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Kuroo dreams of fucking Daichi like, every single night. Oikawa, tired of overhearing his roommate's pleasant nightly escapades, makes it his number one priority to make it happen.
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28 Nov 2022
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“Listen, Kuroo.” Yaku looks serious. “I know you’re in a dry spell, and it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single college senior in possession of a good GPA and a dry dick, must be in want of a fraternity brother to ruin his life.”
“You don’t read,” Kuroo hisses. “What the fuck do you think you’re quoting?”Overstressed and underfucked chemistry major Kuroo falls in lust-at-first-sight with Frat President Daichi. But with his snapback, tight salmon shorts, and cut out tank-top, Kuroo needs to answer the question: Is Daichi hot? Or is he just frat guy hot?
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20 Nov 2022
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“What the fuck is going on?” Steve shouts to himself, spinning around, looking for anything that could possibly explain how he ended up in Eddie Munson’s bedroom, in Eddie Munson’s fucking body.
There’s a soft rap on the door followed by a man’s concerned voice, “you alright, Ed? Why’re you yelling?”
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19 Nov 2022
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Can You Tell by oneshinyapple
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
04 Sep 2018
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The first time he meets Peter Parker, Johnny Storm almost kills him. It’s not the best way to start a relationship, but then Johnny has never been one to back down from a challenge. Maybe his best friend Spider-Man can help.
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- Part 1 of Like Gravity
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07 Nov 2022
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Kind, Sober, and Fully Dressed by Traincat
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
22 Oct 2015
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"Pete, my man, my completely platonic best bro," he muttered to himself in the voice he reserved solely for mocking Johnny Storm. "Come over and watch my maybe sex tape! Fun times! Just two guys hanging out -" he slammed the bathroom door maybe a little harder than necessary "- watching the one guy's celebrity sex tape! Good clean fun!"
Mrs. Moretti downstairs banged on her ceiling with a broom.
Everything was coming up Parker tonight.
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Or, in which Peter proves himself tragically unable to take a hint. Post-Amazing Spider-Man Digital #17, aka the time Johnny asked Peter to watch his sex tape.
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07 Nov 2022
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without a hitch by Mizzy
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616
16 Nov 2016
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When Peter loses his girlfriend Gwen Stacy horribly, dramatically, until the end of time— because she’s hooking up with his neighbor — Peter figures he’s probably just desperately terrible at the boyfriend thing. He needs an expert. Which, sadly, is the one guy in his life who really doesn’t need the ego boost of being told he’s an expert in love.
Johnny is delighted to help his bud Spider-Man find love. Johnny has his eyes on someone, so he could do with the practice. It’s just a shame, because when Peter finds his healed heart turning in another direction, the last person he would expect to get in the way does.
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- Part 11 of Spideytorch
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04 Nov 2022