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Kind of Stone Ocean in College But a Little Bit More Gay and With More Characters From Other Parts and it's More Like a Prologue to Stone Ocean and Not the Actual Story by emilyslist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Feb 2024
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From the author who brought you that really long Battle Tendency college AU that kept showing up when you tried to search for new stuff from your favorite ship comes a sequel with a Part 6 twist.
After Weather takes a fateful DNA test with disastrous results, he tries to find his biological brother. Unfortunately or fortunately, someone close to him might already have an idea who that is.
No, you don't have to read all 52 chapters of the previous fic to read this one. There are some established relationships and dynamics that carry over, but nothing too important. I'll provide short recaps in the chapter notes when necessary.
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- Part 2 of The JoJo But (More) Gay in College AU
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28 Nov 2023
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i long for you and your expert hands to ease this white heat from my head by little_jo_squeak
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
26 Nov 2023
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kiryu finds out that majima's nails are painted and can't stop thinking about them
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06 Oct 2023
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25 Sep 2023
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Bill Nye x Mike Tyson ❤️❤️💔🚬 by Lifeless_Wife, Shroombyte
Fandoms: McDonalds "NHL Mini-Sticks" Commercials, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Mike Tyson Mysteries (Cartoon), Garfield - All Media Types
11 Apr 2023
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If you're reading this you should be severely ashamed of yourself. 👎
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25 Sep 2023
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Majima hissed, “We got a connection, you and me. Ya know that little voice in the back of your head that says the worst thing imaginable before ya even really think about it? And ya wonder… Is that who I am inside? Am I really that nasty?” He leaned so close Kiryu could smell the blood in his teeth. “That’s me.”
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17 Sep 2023
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It's All About the Bit by LerxstInSpace
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
23 Aug 2023
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It's a long story but here's the quick and dirty version: they have to convince pretty much the whole-ass Kamurocho criminal underworld they're in love and other than two very specific people nobody, absolutely fucking nobody, can know it’s just a bit till the job is done.
You want the long version, including the part where this whole dumb stunt was Majima’s idea? Kiryu kind of insists that it be made real nice and clear that this was, in fact, Majima’s stupid idea and he just went along with it because he didn’t know what the hell else to try. Which, y’know. Fair enough.
[In which Majima and Kiryu pretend to be a Thing for family business reasons. With these two, this is easier said than done.]
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14 Sep 2023
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Collared in Crime by fish_related_name
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games), Columbo
27 Aug 2024
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Majima goes on a work trip to America, makes some mistakes, and meets a detective.
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12 Sep 2023
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Makoto would be lying to herself if she didn’t notice her husband’s intense gravitational attraction to Kiryu.
They’ve been inexplicably connected—more so to Majima’s amusement than Kiryu’s—ever since her rescue tightly sutured the red string of fate between them. But the fervor in Majima’s eye as of late has reached a fever pitch, a blaze so fierce she could never douse it despite her best efforts.
Makoto knows the only way to quell his flame. And surprisingly, she doesn’t mind it.
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Majima and Kiryu fuck. Makoto watches.
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24 Aug 2023
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Essence of Slappin' 'n' Clappin' by Draayder
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
27 May 2021
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Yakuza 5 wraps up and Majima and Saejima have some things to they really need to talk about. They don't, of course. They just fuck on the couch in the Majima Family office and it all goes downhill from there.
Despite everything, this is mostly a joke fic.
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- Part 2 of The Mahjong Files
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22 Aug 2023
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A Monument to All Your Sins by ghost_maiden_of_delphi
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 Aug 2023
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Eight Months after Gideon and Harrow successfully took control of the Ninth Crime Family in rebellion against John Gaius (and also became girlfriends!), Gideon is starting to crack under the pressure of her new role as Underboss.
When Coronabeth pitches a girl's weekend in Atlantic City to blow of some steam, will strippers and booze be the thing to soothe Gideon's troubled soul? Or are there far worse things in this world than being stressed and stuck in New Jersey?
A sequel to my Griddlehark Mafia AU fic, I Will Not Die for You, to deal with the fact that our disaster lesbians don't stop being disasters after they hook up!
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22 Aug 2023
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who ya gonna call? by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Mar 2021
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“Fret not, honeybun.” Gideon shook her red hair out of her eyes, belligerent. “I’m not totally sold on your whole skepticism thing.”
“Well,” Harrow said, ignoring the nickname. She turned to the rest of the room, clearing her throat politely before addressing the empty air. “Ghosts, if you’re real, give us a sign. Make a noise. Move something. Send a shiver down our backs. Whisper softly into Nav’s left ear—”
“I seriously fucking hate you.”-
(Casual sex and paranormal investigation. Not necessarily in that order.)
(or: the Buzzfeed Unsolved AU in which Gideon is ready to fight a ghost, and Harrow just wants to be haunted.)
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- Part 1 of unsolved au
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10 Oct 2022
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Jonathan Joestar Gets Sent Back in Time and Meets the Pillar Men by emilyslist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Oct 2022
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I think the title and the relationship tags are pretty descriptive.
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10 Oct 2022
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Pink Pussy by oatlybrandoatmilk
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Mar 2023
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“What’s with the sword theme?” She asks.
“Aiglamene likes swords.” The walls of Scabbards are leaden with them, replicas of swords, pictures of swords, a suit of armor off in a corner holding–you guessed it–a sword.
“So why not call the bar ‘Swords’?”
“Well,” Gideon is only a little delighted that she’s asked this. “Imagine a sword is a dick, then a scabbard must be a–”
“Ah.”
“‘Pussys’ would be too on the nose for a lesbian bar, so Scabbards it is.” Gideon leans forward, hands on the counter and a conspiratorial tone in her voice. “You do know you’re in a lesbian bar, right?”
“Yes, Griddle. I have eyes and critical thinking skills.” Harrow takes another too-big drink.
“I didn’t know nuns went to lesbian bars.” Gideon says, to be a shit.Or: I was just gonna write a fun little thing about Gideon being a bartender and a drummer because I find both of those things attractive, and then 2k of tragic catholic guilt attached itself to Harrow like a revenant, so shit got angsty.
There'll be porn in later chapters, I promise.Series
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02 Oct 2022
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An Orphan Generation Of Elephants by hyperfixity
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Jun 2022
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Harrowhark, who Gideon had always assumed had despised her for her loud, unapologetically weird gender stuff, and who was now a fucking girl, the hypocritical little shit.
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Gideon's finally got her life on track. She's transitioned, she has people she can rely on, and she's gotten into University. And then an awful, terrible, no good hate-goblin from her past reappears and throws her through a loop by also having transitioned.
Harrow has her work, her life's purpose, and no time for distractions. She also has her secrets, and no intention to share them with anyone. And then the execrable Gideon Nav blunders back into her life and threatens calamity.
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- Part 1 of An Orphan Generation Of Elephants
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20 Jul 2022
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hyacinth and hydrangea by casualbird
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Jul 2022
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The man who jumps out of it is Trussardi, Jotaro is certain. There’s just this… aura of calm around him. Even with his honey-blond hair in a mess, even with a painter’s bucket full of white dahlias splashing freezing water on his leg.
He’s smiling so gently, like even that is something he wants to handle with care.
He steps lightly over to Jotaro, holds out his hand. Jotaro shakes it, pretending for his life that he isn’t in some kind of daze.
Long-suffering mortician Jotaro has salted the earth between himself and romance. New florist Tonio is determined to make something bloom there anyway.
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15 Jul 2022
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Consequences by tritagonist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Jun 2021
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“A commission is being created to investigate the circumstances of President Valentine's assassination,” said Steven, unfrozen. “We are, regrettably, being forced to cooperate with the government. The Steel Ball Run has been—” he paused, searching for the correct word, his hand on his chin, “Criticized, to put things mildly.”
“What does that mean, exactly?” asked Johnny.
“The race. The presumed loss—it traumatized the nation. Those who did not understand Valentine’s true nature are panicking. He is being martyred, foreign governments are issuing proclamations, his disappearance is being considered a horrid crime. The United States government is trying their very hardest to implicate me in the conspiracy if only to have someone to point a finger at.”
Gyro had barely a breath for understanding to take root in his mind before Steven continued, a pained tightness in his voice: “They believe that I was involved, of course, but Mr. Joestar, the commission is attempting to compile evidence to prove that you assassinated the President of the United States.”
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In which killing the President of the United States has repercussions.
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- Part 1 of consequences-verse
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17 Jun 2022
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Scrappy Doo Was Found Dead in Miami // Polnareff's Bizarre Fuckventure: What's that? I can beat your bum? [REUPLOADED] by cowboychris
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Mar 2021
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Scrappy Doo was found dead in Miami. However, Polnareff thinks that his sword can beat Hol Horse's gun, and, by extension, his bum. This is the wacky family-fun adventure that ensues, read this fic to your daughters and sons, to children all over the world. [REUPLOADED, originally posted 9/26/2016].
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15 Jun 2022
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rules and how to break them by casualbird
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Jun 2022
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Something is flowering at the back of Hol’s throat. Whatever is curling all its little vines around his ribs and prying him apart, because for just one goddamn second, another person gave a shit whether Hol lived or died.
It’s not a big deal, Hol chides himself, spur-sharp.
Besides. It’s a rule, the holiest rule of all. Whatever this is, you don’t do it.
Hol Horse has stringent rules for living.
Polnareff grinds them into dust.
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14 Jun 2022
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Resurrection Fern by 3kanite
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Sep 2022
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"From Johnny’s point of view, he could not be staring down anyone but the Devil himself.
But then the Devil did what he does best: he proposed a deal."At the end of his journey, a grief-stricken Johnny accepts Valentine's proposition. But Gyro is brought into his universe with his own burden, and the combined weight may be too much for them to bear.
This is a story about what has been and what could be, but mostly about what is.
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31 May 2022
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I Will Not Die For You by ghost_maiden_of_delphi
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Aug 2023
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Gideon Nav is a mid-level enforcer for the Nonagesimus Crime Family, and all she wants is out. Luckily, she has a ticket: if she can ferry the don's daughter, Harrowhark, across the country to a meeting of The Nine Families.
There's only three problems: they can't fly, they can't use any of the Family's resources, and Harrowhark is the last person Gideon wants to spend two weeks trapped in a car with. But now it's up to her, alone, to keep Harrow safe and keep herself from losing it on the long, lonesome road ahead.
Tamsyn Muir said Gideon the Ninth was a story about two girls forced to share the same bloodstained 'Best Friends' shirt. This story is the same, but replace the shirt with a pick-up truck and all the necromancy with deep cuts about living in New York City.
A modern setting, Organized Crime AU for everyone's favorite disaster lesbians from the Locked Tomb Trilogy.
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21 May 2022