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    So, here Breakdown is. Settled into his nice little life with his nice little family on this nice little planet. Also there may be an intergalactic war brewing on the horizon, but it's fine. He probably doesn't need to worry about that.

    ...Now what?

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    5/?
    Comments:
    148
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    687
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    94
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    7,262
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    "...I shall never sleep calmly again when I think of the horrors that lurk ceaselessly behind life in time and in space..."

    (Or; an encounter.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    83
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    24
    Hits:
    433
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    A new Autobot arrives for a visit.

    As Nightshade quickly learns, he and Tarantulas have history.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    473
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    4,070
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    Their friend disappeared after his noble decision to draw attention away from them and their family.

    And yet, they keep seeing him.

    (Even if it's not technically "him," rather an arrangement of light particles designed to mimic a human being that he's using to spy on them, but the semantics aren't really important.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,250
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    532
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    5,031
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    Thundercracker has learned over the years that once Starscream gets going on a tirade, it's almost impossible to make him shut up.

    Skyfire, somehow, has defied the odds and found a way to do so.

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    Language:
    English
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    2,040
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    386
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2,425
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    Breakdown had seen enough human holiday movies to know that the most relevant ones tended to happen during the season they called Winter, in the tail end of the calendar year. Usually in the movies there was snow, but they lived in a desert so that didn’t happen here.

    Then he had learned about other cultures and their holidays, and then he learned about the fact that the seasons were different on different parts of earth so for some the relevant holidays were in Summer, and then there were people who didn’t celebrate anything, and it was way too confusing so he stopped paying attention.

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    English
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    4,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    402
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2,944
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    Cosmos hits an asteroid (or a meteoroid, depending on who you ask) and crash lands on Earth. And he is all the better for it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    404
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    2,308
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    “I expect it’s because he’s a sentimental little fool, and is idealistic enough to believe that familial relationships, no matter what has come between them, should try to be mended. Whether it is to be an incentive or a show of good faith, I can’t exactly say, but I do expect it’s been designed to encourage physical interaction.”

    “...Did Optimus set this up so we could hug it out?”

    “In layman’s terms? That’s my assumption.”

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    3,965
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1,295
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    As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
    Only this and nothing more.”

    (For clarity; the chamber is a sunken spaceship, the narrator is a Decepticon warlord, and 'tis Optimus Prime tapping at his door.)

    Language:
    English
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    10,382
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    404
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
    3,329
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    Prowl was not petty. He did not bother with trivial things like gossip.

    However, he was also not so much of a coward as to go running to Prime the second someone tried messing with him. He could handle a few wayward pranksters. So long as he didn't give them the reaction they wanted so badly, they would soon lose interest, and he could get back to performing his duties.

    (Or, Prowl threatens a fellow Autobot with bodily harm, and is completely justified in doing so.)

    Language:
    English
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    2,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    552
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    2,733
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    Soundwave, being the sane and intelligent mech that he is, is not really in the habit of responding to mysterious messages that find themselves in his inbox. Especially not mysterious messages with mysterious file attachments.

    But with this one, the possible pros just so happen to outweigh the theoretical cons.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    804
    Bookmarks:
    176
    Hits:
    4,203
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    Megatron has an existential crisis. Starscream is sick and tired of being the only person available to fix a problem.

    ...That doesn’t mean he’s not still gonna fix it.

    Language:
    English
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    2,895
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    358
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    1,971
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    Alright, look, Thundercracker couldn’t say he actually knew what was going on.

    But he could assume. Holy slag could he assume. He could make guesses all the live-long day, and here's the thing, he'd probably be correct more often than not. Sure, it was never good to pass judgement without knowing the whole story. But there were only so many times you could catch your sort-of-boss chatting up some pretty-looking mech and very clearly aiming for their panels before you started assuming the worst every time.

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    English
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    8,030
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    388
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2,684
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    Soundwave pays attention.

    And he does not like what he sees.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,416
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    1,504
    Bookmarks:
    290
    Hits:
    11,390
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    The thing about Jasper was that it was small. There were maybe a hundred people living there, tops, and being out in the middle of the desert didn’t exactly put them in a prime position for exciting events. So like with any small town, when something noteworthy did happen, it was the only thing anybody talked about.

    And the only thing anyone was talking about today was the shiny red convertible that had just rolled in.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,726
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    829
    Bookmarks:
    123
    Hits:
    14,231
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    "...I wanted to see what the big deal was. This place is so much different than the rest of Jasper and everything else here is boring, so I was trying to find out what’s so special about it.”

    Huh. Well, the fact that they stood out probably wasn’t good, but he could bring that up with Knock Out later. “So you thought spying on me would be the best way to do that?”

    “I dunno, man. Not like I’ve got anything better to do.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,338
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    808
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    6,758
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    It wasn’t actually that difficult getting visitation rights to Trypticon, even given the prisoner he was trying to see being at such a high security level.

    (Or, after the confrontation on Earth and the Decepticons' subsequent imprisonment, Ratchet pays his family a visit.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1,047
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    Truthfully, Optimus had not been expecting any other mech to be outside when he stepped onto the roof of the Ark.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1,027
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    Different views on learning new things from two very different people, and a discussion regarding the strange contradictions of humanity's tolerance for the unknown.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    607
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    3,654
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    Miko gets kidnapped, but it's fine, because the guy who's kidnapping her doesn't want to hurt her or anything. He just needs her help getting his husband out of jail. He'd do it himself, but he's a giant robot truck, so he can't exactly walk up to the guy at the impound lot and hand over his license and registration, and unfortunately she's the only human he knows that he doesn't think will immediately turn him over to the other giant robot trucks (and cars, and motorcycles, etc.).

    Wait, what?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,766
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    3,328
    Bookmarks:
    658
    Hits:
    16,992

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