Auiak



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  1. Summary

    Due to a series of misunderstandings, Gotham, Bludhaven, and the world believe that the infamous crime lord Red Hood is dating Dick Grayson, a cop. There may also be a potential love triangle going on with Nightwing...

    Dick started it, but he was really starting to regret his actions... well, there's no way it can get worse, right?

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    Series Order:

    1. The Red Hood has a boyfriend???

    2. GrayHood Shippers Unite!

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  2. Summary

    Series of stories about PJO demigods in the DC universe!

    Index:

    1. The main storyline

    2. “What if?” scenarios and extra scenes that got cut out of the main storyline

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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    The Path is lonely and Geralt is starved for touch and affection. He goes to bed with the bard in Posada to scratch an itch, expecting the bard to want to do horrible, violent things to him like most people do when they have an indestructible beast kneeling for them.

    Instead the bard calls him nice things and doesn't leave when he's taken his pleasure and starts following him around the continent. Geralt is confused, thinking that Jaskier must be hiding some ulterior motive and bloody appetites but somewhere along the way they become friends.

    Convinced that Witchers are unlovable creatures Geralt fights a hard inner battle with himself only to be faced with the most horrifying reality just as he is ready to let his guard down around the bard - Jaskier was worse than anyone else he'd ever taken to bed.

    (There will be a happy ending eventually but there will be a lot of hurt and anxiety to get there, this is NOT a happy story)

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    30 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    The HIA system—the Hostile Intensity Assessment system—was used by the Universal Union to assess how dangerous a planet was.

    The discovery of Delltikae and its inhabitants warranted the creation of a new classification.

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    OR: humans are space orcs with tommy as a human who is in space

    this is an alliumduo fic

    (disclaimer: this is NOT about the real people who potrayed the characters on the Dream SMP AT ALL, though in fairness it's barely about the characters either 'cause this isn't even in minecraft, idk what im doing)

    i forgot to put this earlier so it's here now:

    rated T for swearing, violence, death, disturbing scenes, and (what i think is) light gore etc. (etc. because i hardly remember what's in this fic, please heed the tags they'll give you a picture)

    also screw the Brighton Biter, he does not and will not appear in any of my fics, only the character he potrayed on the dsmp will

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    24 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    The last thing Lambert needs on an already shitty day – during a hunt in fucking Velen of all places – is a witch's spell to backfire.

    He's so done with all that shit.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    Obito stood over him, silent, his lone red eye burning with an intensity that Kakashi couldn’t quite read. The ground beneath Obito’s feet was cracked from the force of the battle they had just fought, but the world around them remained eerily still. Kakashi could barely lift his head, but he could see enough to know this was it.

    (It should have been)

    Kakashi tried to lift his head, the question on his lips barely audible. “Obito—”

    But Obito’s eye had already started glowing, the familiar, spiraling pattern of his power activating. The air around them rippled, space warping and twisting. Kakashi could feel the pull of the technique, but it felt different this time, deeper, more forceful. His heart pounded in his chest.

    (Obito should have killed him)

    The world around him tore open, the swirling void enveloping him completely. He was falling—through time, through space—ripped away from the battlefield, away from the destruction about to unfold.

    (He didn't)

    Alternately: Kakashi ends up stuck in the Witcher world and misunderstandings are created.

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    7/?
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    12 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Geralt is contracted to clear out a den of sexual horror. Succubus and Incubus have banded together and stolen humans to keep as sexual slaves, killing others and causing chaos.

    But when Geralt stumbles over a young man who is only part Incubus he can't make himself kill it. He takes Jaskier on the road with him to keep an eye on him. And then he tries very hard to convince himself that he doesn't want to be the only person Jaskier ever has to feed on.

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    Two monsters with raging pheromones, lots of self-hatred and who are bad at communication.

    OR

    An excuse for me to write the line "If two monsters fuck in the forest and no one is around to hear them, does it really count?"

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    11 Nov 2025