10 Bookmarks by Baaaass

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    Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.

    Karolina: We’re listening!

    Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.

    Jackie: Wait, seriously?

    Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.

    Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!

    When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    @rozanovisking
    WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello??????

    461k people liked this tweet.

    (ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)

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    1,414
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    552
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    14 Feb 2026

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    part 1: five times they're forced to be Hollander and Rozanov -- and one time they get to be Shane and Ilya.
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    it took thirteen years to get to this table. to earn the right to be Shane and Ilya. it was worth every damned second.

    part 2: five times they choose to be Hollander and Rozanov -- and one time they choose to be Shane and Ilya.
    OR
    after years of hiding, it's a joy to wake up with a choice.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    564
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    16,170
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    2,028
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    14 Feb 2026

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    five times their friends realize shane might be the scary one, after all -- and one time ilya reminds the world he's only soft for shane.

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    their friends – and hayden fucking pike, who, for some reason, remains shane’s best friend – are slowly realizing they can be more complex than Hollander and Rozanov. they can be Shane and Ilya, too.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    820
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    43,201
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    372,179

    13 Feb 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.

    Featuring: the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com, wholesome group dynamics and love all around.

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    20/26
    Comments:
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    28,632
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    7,824
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    805,663

    13 Feb 2026

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    Harris Drover thinks Social Media presence these days are important and can boost the interaction of the team to their supporters and fans.

    Sadly, the captain of Ottawa Centaurs is Ilya Rozanov.

    Ilya Rozanov is a walking PR Nightmare.

    Chaos ensure in Twitter Community.

    (PS: This is a Social Media AU)

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    67,606

    13 Feb 2026

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    Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.”

    “It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.”

    “Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty little mouth."

    Or: The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.

    Read in Russian here!

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    254,532

    13 Feb 2026

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    Luca: Everyone should be celebrating right now, not worrying about me. I’m so sorry
    Ilya: You're giving us more to celebrate! What is the point of us all coming out if you can’t bottom for two hot men?
    Luca: I’m not sure how to answer that

    In which Luca's Stanley Cup celebrations go viral thanks to TMZ and some poorly framed photos. Luckily (and at times mortifyingly), he has all the queer NHL stars who came before him in his corner.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1,465
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    23,500
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    1,728
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    225,653

    13 Feb 2026

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    A series of social media/epistolary fic exploring the world Shane and Ilya live in post The Long Game. Written before Unrivaled!

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    5,421

    13 Feb 2026

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    Shane let out a put-upon sigh and stepped into Dr. Terry's office, closing the door behind him. “So, I was really nauseous this morning. Threw up a little. And Ilya is making me come talk to you about it.”

    Terry quirked an eyebrow at him. “Husband Ilya or Captain Rozanov?”

    “Both.”

    “Oof.” Terry gestured at him to take a seat. “You sure you’re not dying, bud?"

    (formerly titled: at the top of the mohs scale)

    Language:
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    Words:
    87,157
    Chapters:
    26/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,404
    Kudos:
    14,307
    Bookmarks:
    3,924
    Hits:
    601,458

    13 Feb 2026

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