17 Bookmarks by Badweed21
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Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.- Language:
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16 Jul 2026
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“-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.
Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.
“I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”
“Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”
(collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)
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- 13/13
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07 Jul 2026
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Death offers Harry a bargain: 14 days to stop Draco from ending his own life.
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- 223,422
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- 21/21
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- 2
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Bookmarked by Badweed21
29 Apr 2026
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”This isn’t some sort of gloating thing or Savior thing. It’s an enemies-to-study-partners thing,” he offers with a smile.
Draco’s brows furrow, but his glare loses its bite, his mouth its grimace. “Partners? What do you mean partners?”
In which Harry and Draco still have a lot to learn about magic and each other.
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04 Apr 2026
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It's the Ministry of Magic's annual conference, to be held in Bristol this year. Everyone has to attend, including the Auror Office's mind healer, Draco Malfoy, who's pining over Head Auror Harry Potter. When the hotel they're all forced to stay in is vandalized and a person murdered, Draco has to shake suspicion off of himself and find the real killer. Will he be an asset to the investigation, led by the man he's secretly in love with, or will he just make things harder for everyone, including himself?
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04 Apr 2026
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There was no mark on his neck to match Potter's, but Draco was convinced something had pulled him here anyway. Some sly, spiteful tendril of magic had wrapped him up and he hadn't noticed until it threw him at Potter's feet. Even without the bond, Draco could feel it: a nasty little ache just behind his sternum, picking and picking at his insides.
It's a love story, actually.
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- Part 3 of swelter
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16 Oct 2025
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Thorns by cigarbluesmix, ItsPhantasmagoria, shushu_yaoi_lj
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2024
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Harry looks at his reflection in the mirror and starts his morning routine by putting a Glamour on. After a moment, it’s not Harry Potter who stares back at him, but Gustav Meris, renowned magical portrait artist.
Too bad Draco Malfoy has returned to England after ten years to ask for his portrait to be painted.
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- 6/6
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28 Sep 2025
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Edward Teach runs the hottest pizza restaurant in Seattle, but success comes at a price. Everyone wants to know the secret to his sauce; to be honest, it can be a bit of a grind. Luckily, he has an offbeat crew of friends and two amorous seagulls to balance his increasing ambivalence.
But complicating things is an infuriatingly chipper man named Stede Bonnet—the son of his absent co-owner. Following his father’s death and in the midst of his own midlife crisis, Stede calls on his family investment in Blackbeard’s, threatening to unravel the mostly happy life Ed has created for himself.
Will there be drama? Of course. Will Karl make an appearance? Absolutely. Will dough will be tossed? Heavens, I hope so.
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05 Sep 2022
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The 80s are in full swing, and the golden decade of Nintendo Gameboys’ and Sony Walkmans’ has never looked better. In the neon jungle, Stede Bonnet, a young salaryman, meets enigmatic mechanic apprentice Edward Teach, and the pair strike up an unlikely friendship via fax machine, page beepers and gifts in the mail.
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16 Aug 2022
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Fire, Bridges, and other Sensible Idioms by KiaraMGrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Aug 2021
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To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an arsehole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.
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Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.
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- 16/16
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15 Nov 2020
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Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.
Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.
Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.
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- English
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- 913
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- 52/?
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12 Nov 2020
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in the house we remain by commodorecliche
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Oct 2019
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Aziraphale buys a quiet cottage in the middle of the English countryside. It is perfect in every way: old-style, quaint, surrounded by wilderness, with a small water feature in the back and a price to rival that of any other property he's seen. He is in love from the moment he sees it.
But when a mysterious set of books, all written by unknown author A.J. Crowley, appears on his book shelf, Aziraphale begins to wonder if there is perhaps more to this house than he'd originally believed.
The truth can be buried, but it cannot stay hidden forever.
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- English
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- 6/6
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09 Nov 2020
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It came again, the vile, foul creature. It snuck in his bed in the dead of the night, when he was completely alone and helpless.
Aziraphale had carefully picked out his best nightgown, the one with ruffles on the chest and lace on the bottom. He’d briefly said his goodbyes to it, in case the devil decided to rip it to shreds.
He’d whispered his prayers, stiff knees on the hard stone floor, begging for his soul to be saved. And then, he’d carefully brushed his hair and lain in bed, heart thumping in his chest.
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- 2/2
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24 Oct 2020
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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- 16/16
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- 65
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16 Sep 2020
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come with me (my love) by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jul 2019
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Crowley seeks joy in unexpected places.
- Language:
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- 1/1
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13 Jul 2020
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Pray For Us, Icarus by Atalan
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Sep 2019
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For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...
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Bookmarked by Badweed21
29 Jun 2020
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
- Language:
- English
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- 95,505
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 11
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- 5,687
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Bookmarked by Badweed21
16 Jun 2020