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Hermione Granger and the Day Ron Weasley Called her a Slut by ellebesea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2019
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To be honest, Harry had also found Hermione’s determined mingling with the Slytherins to be odd, but he knew better than to actually confront her about it. Besides, he isn’t exactly one to talk, is he? Not when one considers his newfound urge to show his dick off to Malfoy, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Eighth Year OT3
- Language:
- English
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- 4,070
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- 1/1
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- 6
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26 May 2026
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Harry Potter is a generous wizard... but there is always a catch.
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24 May 2026
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"I don't want your pity, Granger," he seethes. "I'm still in your debt. I haven't made amends yet."
"Oh, so you're planning to?" she asks more cheekily than she is feeling.
Malfoy's eyes flash as if she had challenged him to a duel.
"Is there something you need? Just say the word and I'll give it to you. Or do you prefer actions? I'm willing to do fucking anything..."
Hermione's heart is beating indecently fast. She masks her fascination with a sceptically raised eyebrow.
"Anything," she echoes.
"Anything," he confirms.
"All right, then. For starters, I'd like you to stop crowding me against this bookshelf."
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- Part 1 of Anything Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 111,100
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- 25/25
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- 3
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- 2,033
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23 May 2026
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Honey and Lavender by purplexsalt, slytherindiaries
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 May 2026
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“Because I thought we were—”
“Friends?” Draco spits out. He scoffs. “Right.”
“What the hell is that supposed to mean?” Draco doesn’t say anything, and every time he moves to walk around her, she sidesteps him, cutting off his path. “Drac—”
His eyes snap to hers. Fuck. He’d imagined it, fantasised over hearing his name fall from her lips in a variety of different ways. Somehow, even in anger, hearing it is better than anything he’d dreamt up.
“Because I don’t want to be your fucking friend, Granger!” he yells.
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Or, where Draco Malfoy is a complete and utter simp for Hermione Granger and extremely dramatic about it
- Language:
- English
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- 6,952
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- 1/1
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22 May 2026
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IGNIS by karma_cookie, mayanahi, purplexsalt, SilverHebridean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 May 2026
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Being the Dark Lord wasn't enough—so Voldemort became God.
Magic is a gift for only the purest, and when Hermione is caught practising it, she is sent to the Monastery where Draco lives.or
Priest!Draco falls in love with Witch!Hermione.
- Language:
- English
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- 10,119
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- 2/8
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- 1
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- 47
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- 2,015
Bookmarked by Bananapepper89
22 May 2026
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Based off a search for a fic on r/Dramione that we COULD NOT FIND .
Hermione uses Draco's hand as a necklace :)
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- English
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- 7,642
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- 2/2
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- 206
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21 May 2026
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No Hard Feelings by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, LucyHyde, malfoyesque, saintmlfy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.—----------------------------------------------------
She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
“—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
“—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”- Language:
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Bookmarked by Bananapepper89
20 May 2026
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Vampires, sexiness, and a jerk who gets himself eaten. Dramione. Oneshot.
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20 May 2026
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She was simply sitting next to him. On a couch at a party. And he just put his hand on her leg.
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- English
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- 1,279
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20 May 2026
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When a marriage law is passed, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are forced to wed. From there, they have to learn how to navigate the ways of co-parenting young Scorpius, as well as understanding their complicated feelings for one other. Expect fluff, pre-teen Scorpius, and an ensemble cast (with supportive Narcissa & Lucius.)
Part III of Where Flowers Bloom
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- Part 3 of Where Flowers Bloom
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19 May 2026
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Draco Lucius Malfoy. Death Eater. Disposable.
Life on probation at the Ministry meant keeping his head down and his mouth shut. On his first field assignment he’s tasked with investigating an abandoned Death Eater manor hiding more than a few secrets in its walls.
Stuck with the only witch who agreed to work with him.
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- English
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- 30/30
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- 33
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- 1,936
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15 May 2026
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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
antagonizescharms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him.- Language:
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14 May 2026
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“One day you may never come back here,” he says, throwing a wool blanket over her legs, before he pulls it onto his.
“That doesn’t seem to be the way the magic works.” She speaks it into the night like a prayer, hoping tonight of all nights, that the darkness may lay claim to her.
A Hades and Persephone story cosplaying as fuck or die.
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- English
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- 10,280
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 75
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- 383
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- 65
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13 May 2026
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A Schitt’s Creek inspired fic based off the question: What if the Malfoys lost everything?
After being stripped of all lands, titles, and inheritances as reparations for the war, the House of Malfoy is left with only a single asset to their name: a town named Great Tit Bottom that Lucius won in a drunken game of cards.
Inspired by a reddit post by u/yoyoyoyoyoyogo, I decided to give this idea a try! You'll notice a lot of parallels between chapters and episodes of the show, especially in the these first few chapters as I get my footing for this kind of writing style. Even so, there's a lot that's so specific to the world of HP that I can tell it's not just going to be a Schitt’s Creek retelling.
And general PSA: "Lively, yellow-and-black Great Tits brighten backyard gardens, parks, and woodlands with their cheery songs and bold behavior. This large tit’s size, yellow breast, black head, and bright white cheek patch help set it apart from other tits in Europe." This official description alone is enough to have me cackling because I have the emotional maturity of a middle school boy, apparently.
Enjoy <3
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06 May 2026
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It was just supposed to be a simple reconnaissance mission, but then one thing leads to another, and Hermione finds herself in Malfoy’s arms. A wartime, omegaverse fic.
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- English
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- 119,391
- Chapters:
- 34/34
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- 485
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05 May 2026
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Where Draco’s Love Language is Gift Giving by One_bed_as_a_treat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2024
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Obviously, giving earrings to a married woman was highly inadvisable. Especially when said earrings were worth more than most people’s monthly salary. Also, breaking into a Ministry employee’s office to deliver said earrings was a little iffy. To sum up the events of the past twenty-four hours, Draco had made some questionable choices. But when he saw the monstrosities Hermione's husband had given her, he knew he couldn't stand by and do nothing.
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05 May 2026
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Theo needs to pass his potions practical. Draco is an excellent brewer. Hermione needs to figure out why there is a pile of clothes where her boyfriend is supposed to be.
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02 May 2026
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If At First You Don't Succeed... by SilverDragonGemini for smutonthebrain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2026
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Objectively, the entire arrangement was ridiculous. Hermione was meant to be giving a press conference in five minutes, and instead, she was well on her way to being shagged within an inch of her life by her security detail. Again.
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OR: Head Auror Draco isn’t on the same page as Minister for Magic Hermione about their recent one-night stand. Nothing a bit of forced proximity can’t fix.
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27 Apr 2026
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It took Draco Malfoy five years of semi-competent adulthood to realise that not every disparaging thought needed to be verbalised.
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- English
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- 1/1
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26 Apr 2026
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He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”
On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.
Hermione wants—
“An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."
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- English
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- 5,000
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- 1/1
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- 7
- Comments:
- 413
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Bookmarked by Bananapepper89
26 Apr 2026