18 Bookmarks by BrainrotRanch
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Season 1: The Strange Card by zoewinter1
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Aug 2024
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Jimmy gave up his dreams of going pro in TCG a long time ago, but the universe has different plans for him when a mysterious card ends up in his possession. Between strange card shop owners and over the top pursuers, Jimmy's life is about to change. For the better, or for the worse?
Written for MCYTylbr AUfest 2024
Art by hybbat
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- Part 1 of TCG AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,312
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 31
- Kudos:
- 76
- Bookmarks:
- 14
- Hits:
- 1,294
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06 Aug 2024
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Hermit TCG: Save Your Brother by knightinsourarmor
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
02 Aug 2024
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When Jimmy's brother goes missing, he is determined to find him and save him. Needing to learn the game, Jimmy asks Tango, a former champion, to help him.
Written for the MCYTBLR AUFest
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,454
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 17
- Kudos:
- 79
- Bookmarks:
- 13
- Hits:
- 1,483
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06 Aug 2024
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PET Mail, made up of Pearl, Etho, and Tango, are asymptomatic carriers of the zombie virus that has wrecked their world ever since the bombs fell. While this bars them from interacting with the uninfected outside of special circumstances, it allows them to use their powers to deliver mail across distances and locations that would be too dangerous for the uninfected to travel. Traveling, meanwhile, allows them to never stay in one place long enough for the feelings to catch up.
Unless, of course, the mail is personal.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,112
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 169
- Kudos:
- 368
- Bookmarks:
- 76
- Hits:
- 4,425
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02 Aug 2024
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Teeth by yellowfang42
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
07 Dec 2025
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In a world of supernatural creatures, humans are a little scared of them. That’s where the Cryptic-Human Alliance Guild comes in, to facilitate better relations between humans and the supernatural, and for safety for the squishier humans.
Tango Tek, a recently turned vampire (in the last month) is volunteered to give presentations on ‘sleep safety’ to different communities to slow the increase of vampirism and reduce casualties. It’s at one of these presentations he meets Jimmy Solidarity; a man incapable of turning, no matter how many times he’s been drained, who asks for his help in stopping whoever keeps taking all his blood every month.
As Tango searches for answers, he learns a lot more about the supernatural community, and where his current stance lands him among his new peers. What’s more, why is Jimmy specifically unable to turn? And when the other humans find out, what lengths will they go to gain the same immunity?
A platonic ranchers fic in which Tango helps Jimmy deal with life-threatening encounters with familiar faces, some human, some supernatural.
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07 May 2024
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“Being a ghost is stupid,” Jimmy says petulantly. “You just poked straight through my chest, which I would ordinarily be upset about. But I’ve been dead for four years, so I’m not mad at you about it. I mean, I’m mad, but not at you specifically.”
Or: Tango's ranch is haunted. It's not nearly as big of a problem as he expected it to be.
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09 Mar 2024
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Tango watched as the Zombie clawed at the dirt.
It was dying.
Or at least, it was in the process of dying more than it already was.
A kinder man might put it out of its misery, but Tango was tired.
~A zombie apocalypse oneshot where Tango has a bad day and takes it out on a zombie that wanders onto his and Jimmy's ranch~
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- Part 1 of Love Death + Grumbot - The Lost Pages
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09 Mar 2024
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A friend once asked Tango if he thought he could survive to the end of a horror movie. At the time, Tango laughed so hard he nearly choked on the soda he’d been drinking— a dark cherry-flavored one that burned his throat and nostrils so bad his eyes watered. He laughed because of course he wouldn’t, but also how ridiculous of a question was that?
Or; Three-hundred and thirty-four days into the end of the world and counting. Tango's just glad he doesn't have to do it alone anymore.
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- Part 3 of outbreak (mczu)
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The witch of the Evermore doesn't believe in something like 'luck'. She is a firm believer in fate and the inevidebility of things.
So when her newly aquired aprentice asks her for, what is esentialy a good luck charm, she is offended that he dares to question the path laid for him by Life and Death. Though she quickly discovers what it is that people fascinates about the concept of luck. And she recognizes her own role on the hermit's path.Series
- Part 1 of Lucky to have this fate
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09 Mar 2024
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Desert Planet by Kairammm, Skimmeh
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Aug 2025
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[Stareater speaking:
So the games begin!
Let's start with a familiar face and how he's doing. The desert dosent provide comfort and nor does the person who's following him.]Or Scar wakes up on a unfamiliar desert planet with no idea how or when he got there, he then proceeds to get tackled by a very intimidating bird person with a knife
Aka a fantacy space au, loosely based on the event of lifeseires, hermitcraft and empires
We start the seires off on a Desert Planet
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- Part 2 of Stareater au
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09 Mar 2024
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The Canary of the Black Mines by NorInEnglish (oracledivin)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Sep 2025
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Jimmy doesn’t know how many years it’s been since the Mines have been abandoned. By any means, Jimmy should be long dead. But he just won't die. It's part of the Curse. He resigns himself to his existence as a canary in a cage.
One day, he hears giggles in the walls. Maybe there's hope after all.
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Jimmy is quite near his breaking point. He’s managed to keep his head on straight after the wallpaper and the statue and the wither, but one of these days, he’s going to snap. Honestly, he’s running out of things to lose.
At least he’s still got his soulmate.
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those were kinder times by SurrealSupernaturalist
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
15 Jul 2022
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There was a space for him, in the crook of Tango's arm. It was knobbly and ran warm, and Jimmy was just slightly too tall, but there was space. Hand on scarred-soft hand, Tango reeled him in, and Jimmy found himself in the comfort of Nether embers and a heartbeat the same as his.
It beat the same as his.
(In that moment, his breath caught, and his mouth went 'oh'.)
(Tango was the best thing to happen to him.)
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OR: Don’t tell him that he’s grown for having loved a little while. -
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Funeralverse is a story about past lives and childhood games gone wrong, the unquiet past and refusing to give up on the people you love. Mostly, though, it’s about three ghost hunters (Grian, Scar, and Jimmy), a tag-along ghost (Tango), and the beat-up van they call home as they travel across America.
Masterpost with all the links and art here.
- Words:
- 18,053
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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09 Mar 2024
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There's Not a Word Yet by Pixiemage
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
13 Jul 2023
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“Tango–” Grian reached a hand toward him, looking uncomfortable, looking sad.
“What?” the guy - Tango - rolled his eyes at Grian, shaking him off with a laugh. “Maybe it hasn’t been that long since Double Life, but forgive me if I’ve missed the guy. You get to see Scar every day. It’s not even–”
“Er, sorry, but–” Jimmy interrupted him, waiting until Tango’s focus was back on him before pulling on a polite smile and carrying on, “–who are you?”
OR: When the Hermits arrive on Empires, Tango remembers his soulmate...but Jimmy doesn't remember him back.
(Inspired by a post by raviodoesstuff on Tumblr)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,455
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Comments:
- 229
- Kudos:
- 1,320
- Bookmarks:
- 219
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09 Mar 2024
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Freckles by SunshineSaph (SaphsCorner)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
29 Nov 2022
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Tango can't deny the fact that he's still in love with Jimmy, but he wonders if soulmates really hold true between worlds...
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To Hoe Where None Have Hoene Before by tablrcloth
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
29 Jun 2022
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Jimmy wakes up in the morning to a crash and high-pitched screaming.
Sunlight is glaring straight into his face, and he squints at the clock on the nightstand with a frown. It’s 6 AM. Who on Earth was screaming at 6 in the morning?
When he opens the door and looks outside to see Tango wrapped in his own lead on the ground, covered in dirt, and with an allay floating over his head, he is incredibly unamused.
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Jimmy and Tango have silly bonding adventures and miiiight accidentally cause some mayhem in the process.
(or, the fic where Jimmy and Tango complete every husbandry achievement in Minecraft. DURING SESSION 2!)
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Lay My Curses Down to Rest by rovin for astrifer0us
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
04 Jan 2023
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Okay, so it hadn't really been Tango's plan to watch his teammates disappear as the floor ripped open under them and then suffer from excruciating survivors guilt when he first went on this expedition, but then when he found himself stranded underground and utterly alone he realized he didn't have much of a plan anyway really, so what gives. Gosh, he had just been some techguy before this, he spent all his time automating some factory, what did he know about clearing magical dungeons? But then his buddies and him did get requested to find this valuable fricking relic or whatever directly from the king, so there wasn't much saying no.
Well, on the bright side he did get to meet this stranger down here, and hey, he was exactly just as lost as him! More than that, he was also really nice and interesting and... alright, majorly cute too, add that to the list. Shush though, Tango doesn't have a crush, you hear?
So, all is well, really, he only needs to figure out why he keeps having this bad gut feeling and where these piercing canary cries keep coming from...
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The Highwayman by EnvelopedByOblivion
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Double Life SMP
11 Sep 2022
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Fate walks many paths – but for each person, it only wears one face. Sheriff Jimmy Solidarity’s fate is a handsome red-eyed highwayman who saves Jimmy from a group of bandits. Despite being on opposite sides of the law, something keeps bringing them together, tangible as gravity and inevitable as death.
Which will get to them first? What will win out – a growing relationship between them, or their obligations to the life they’ve chosen for themselves?
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- Part 1 of The Highwayman AU