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Manfred von Karma gets taken on a dubiously legal journey into the world of California's medical marijuana system with the help of his old pal, Damon Gant.
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18 Jun 2020
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and the PTA meetings are worse by shonens for hitoshura
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Mar 2019
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Love thy neighbor. Or hate them. Hate them so passionately you trim your hedges in the shape of 'get fucked' in hopes of ruining their day.
A collection of AU short stories about mudad, oradad, and suburbia.
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30 Mar 2020
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gold crocodiles, they snap their teeth on your cigarette by The_Onion
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Oct 2018
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“You think they’d still disapprove,” Caesar said. “Because we are both men.”
Joseph’s face dusted red. He didn’t deny.
“Jojo,” Caesar sighed. Walked over. “Jojo, they are not homophobes.”
“How’d you know that?”
Caesar wanted to laugh.
“Jojo,” he knelt down in front of the love of his life. Restrained from smacking him. “Jojo, none of them are straight.”
//Stardust Crusader, but Caesar is there. Nobody dies.
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22 Mar 2020
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he's bad news but i'm no better by simkjrs
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
24 Feb 2020
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It’s almost worse, Jotaro thinks, that Kakyoin actually means it. Kakyoin really literally actually wants to go on a roadtrip vacation to tour and sightsee with the guy he tried to assassinate and who then proceeded to beat him unconscious.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy.
Jotaro Kujo’s no good, very bad road trip tohellDio’s mansion with Evil Kakyoin.Or, the one where Kakyoin arrives to kill Jotaro before Joseph and Avdol can arrive to explain things, confusion ensues, and Kakyoin and Jotaro make their merry way to Egypt before anyone can figure out what’s happening at all.
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Now with a Chinese translation. Thank you sennhang!
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21 Mar 2020
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riot by orphan_account
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Jun 2019
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He kinda needed it. Needed it like air. Like haemoglobin in his red blood cells. The all consuming desire to be consumed. He didn't even know why (or how) it started. Lust. That's all it could be described as. Diabolical horniness.
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a.k.a needy bottom jotaro for ur needy bottom joot needs
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05 Mar 2020
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This is a story, all about how Jojo's life got twisted upside down by HotxChoco
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Jan 2018
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Steely Dan takes advantage of the situation he finds himself in.
Warning: Offensive language.Bookmarked by ButchClint
01 Mar 2020
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Fifty Shades of Munkustrap by orphan_account
Fandoms: Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber RPF, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats - T. S. Eliot
29 Aug 2015
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I'm 14
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16 Feb 2020
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set in between ground zeroes and phantom pain
usually kaz takes control in these little interludes but ocelot decides he wants to do things a little differently this time around, the results of which are a lot more than what kaz had bargained for.
ocelhira porn because motherbases's best known fuckbuddies need more fic
written for virtruvianking <3
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16 Oct 2019
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After World War II, the world was split into two—East and West. This marked the beginning of the era known as the Cold War. But in the midst of Operation Snake Eater, Snake and Ocelot sought to reconcile tensions between the two warring factions, leading to firm negotiations… and some much-needed release.
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09 Oct 2019
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“I have a request for you, commander,” Worf said, then looked up, meeting Riker’s eyes. He was staring at Worf curiously, and Worf could practically hear the gears turning in his head. “I wanted to ask if you would be willing to… feign a relationship with me while my parents are visiting, to help me make this easier for them.”
The moment those words left his mouth, Riker’s face broke out into a grin, and he started laughing, head thrown back against the couch.
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06 Aug 2019
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how to enact revolution, by the briggs bros (but mostly olivier) by AVMabs
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
08 Jan 2017
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Buccaneer sort of just wants to sleep and hope this whole 'Clause 28' thing works itself out so that he doesn't have to worry about being stabbed in the neck by the country's leader.
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25 Apr 2019
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Eowyn and Faramir find themselves confronted with a stack of Harlequin-like romantic novels featuring themselves - in various compromising situations, described using every cliche in the book!
Published under "fair use" legislation governing transformative works, and as "creative commons" - i.e. any redistribution should acknowledge me as author and should NOT be for commercial gain. This work should not be posted to other sites without my express permission.
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17 Jan 2019
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if you die in hamlet you die in real life by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
07 Oct 2018
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hamlet but it's modern and 'mmmm, whatcha say' plays every time a character dies
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- Part 1 of what if shakespeare but memes
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07 Nov 2018
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a reylo fic by treezie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
19 Dec 2015
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short rey/kylo fic :)
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- 12
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- 1/1
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31 Dec 2017
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31 Dec 2017
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30 Dec 2017
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Three Days (or The One Where Javert and Valjean Take a Road Trip Through France and Raise a Child) by zamwessell
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Les Misérables (2012)
03 Feb 2013
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Javert calls what he thinks is Valjean's bluff about needing three days to find the child Cosette and intercede for her. The Inspector comes along for the ride -- and gets much more than he bargained for, in the process.
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25 Oct 2017
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Sansûkh by determamfidd
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
30 Jun 2021
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From a Hobbitkink prompt:
The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.
The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.
(Follows the story of the War of the Ring).
(Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.
~**~
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13 Oct 2017
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'Shall I Compare Thee To-' no I shan't, but I really like you. by alkjira
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
14 Feb 2015
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Who would have thought it’d be so hard to think of a good rhyme for ‘gold’. The ones he’d thought of so far just wouldn’t do as ‘cold’, ‘mould’ and ‘scold’ were not at all suitable for a poem about, and for, Fíli.
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- Part 2 of Valentine's Day Collection 2015
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17 Aug 2017
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Thorin has always tried to get across that Bilbo is unfit for a life of adventure, and yet, the little hobbit saves him from the mightiest of the orcs and lived to speak of it. This has made him grow... intrigued, to say the least, because how can such courage reside in such a tiny little thing? He can't show it, though; Bilbo is only a hobbit, and he's a king, even if one without a mountain.
Bilbo is persistent, though, and his nephews would absolutely love it if their uncle got together with Bilbo (possibly partially because Bilbo totally loves them and would therefore help keep them out of trouble with Thorin) so they decide to flirt with Bilbo to help Thorin kick himself into gear. This helps, but in the end its a push from Dwalin and Gandalf that forces him to finally get passed all his Dwarven stubbornness and tell Bilbo the truth.
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16 Aug 2017