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    Welcome to Have Your Elf A Merry Little Fic-mas

    Here a group of talented authors will tell you the tale of the cheeky elves on the shelf Red and Green and how they torment delight our beloved Nick and Charlie

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    Depression was never part of Hermione Granger’s carefully planned future. Yet here she is—stuck in the darkness, lost in the silence. Ginny thinks flying might help. Hermione thinks Ginny has lost her mind.

    But on a broom, Hermione finds more than just fresh air. She finds starlight, chaos, adventure, laughter she never asked for… and Draco Malfoy, steady at her side with a gaze she can’t quite ignore.

    Falling in love was never the plan. Neither was surviving Astoria Greengrass’s relentless schemes. Somewhere between late-night lessons, sharp banter, and badly timed butterflies, Hermione realizes this might be the most dangerous thing she’s ever done: trusting Draco Malfoy with her heart.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    29 Nov 2025

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    All Hermione wanted was a quiet year back at Hogwarts. Instead, she is tricked into drinking a Love Potion with Draco Malfoy. Smut, angst and questions follow, mainly who planted this Love Potion and why?

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    26 Nov 2025

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    Hermione, now in her mid-20s, is back at Hogwarts to pursue higher education. Trying to forget the trauma carved into her by the war, she spends one lust-filled night with a certain pureblood. But that night will have consequences.
    While her personal life unravels, a string of mysterious murders forces her to work together with Draco Malfoy, who himself seems to carry many secrets.

    "He scared her. Not because he wielded killing curses like they were nothing, but because he seemed to understand her in a way that even she didn’t. The more she let him in, the more power he had to destroy her."

    Come for the smut, stay for the plot.

    Read if you like:
    - Murder mystery
    - Dark Arts
    - Hurt/ Comfort
    - Hermione and Draco both deal with PTSD
    - Angst, so much angst

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Three years after Voldemort’s defeat at the Battle of Hogwarts, there is a new force terrorizing the Wizarding World. Bellatrix followed in her master’s footsteps and created Horcruxes of her own. However, she’s not just eager to finish her Lord’s plan…oh no, she has plans that go well beyond what Voldemort ever dreamed, and everyone should be terrified.

    After Draco Malfoy turned spy for the Order and helped defeat Voldemort, he was pardoned for his prior crimes. The only stipulation being that he must work with the Order to defeat Bellatrix once and for all. But doing this will put him in much closer proximity to Hermione Granger: the woman he has been hopelessly in love with since sixth year… the woman whose trust he betrayed… the woman whose hand is now intertwined with Ron Weasley's. How will Draco handle the situation? Will he handle it with the poise his pureblood upbringing instilled in him, or will he succumb to his jealousy?

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    23 Nov 2025