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After the death of their mother, Sirius Orion Black and Rosalina-Adelaide Idalia Black are both sent to live at Hogwarts. Sirius fits right in with the Marauders in Gryffindor house, Rose on the other hand, well that's a bit more complicated.
As they approach their fifth year at Hogwarts, Rose and Severus form an alliance; she helps him get the marauders off his back, and he helps her dethrone the 'queen of Gryffindor' Lily Evans.
Excerpt from chapter four:
“There are… Conditions,” she added.
“Of course.”
“You don’t interfere with my routine,” she said. “You work around it.”
“That’s already what I do.”
“Good.”
“And you,” he said, “don’t act impulsively.”
Rose gave him a look. “I don’t act impulsively.”
“You levitated Black into a chandelier.”
“That was controlled.”
Severus didn’t argue that.
“…Right,” he said.
"One more thing, no matter what happens," She began as she stepped closer to him, looking up at him, "You're not allowed to fall in love with me." She joked.
He breathed a laugh and looked down at her, "I will have to do my very best." He mocked back at her. -
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After graduating from Hogwarts, you and Snape are finally getting married!
On the morning of the wedding at Hogwarts, Severus and Y/N are both unraveling in quiet, different ways - each convinced they might not be enough for the other. As doubt and devotion collide, it takes a few steady words, unexpected friendships, and one long walk down the aisle to silence their fears.
(Slightly angsty fluff of you and Snape both doubting your own worth, happy ending!) -
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The end is near, Dumbledore has one last person he can call upon to help, though he had hoped to never have to.
Rose Black - Sirius Blacks twin sister - has been in hiding for over a decade, preparing herself for the day Albus would call for her, and she will do whatever is necessary to protect the children of Hogwarts.
Sirius Black hasn't seen his sister since he left for Hogwarts at 11 years old - he thought she was dead, or worse, but no. Now he's struggling to understand the person his dear sister has become.
Severus Snape has enough going on in this war, the last thing he needs is another member of the Black family in his way - problem is, he doesn't hate this one like he does her brother, in fact he's struggling to describe what it is that he feels for her.AKA: Sirius has a sister, she's the DADA professor now, Snape is kind of obsessed with her, Sirius is struggling to get her to connect, and she's just trying to teach the students to fight.
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Harleen Quinzel works as a freelance psychiatrist for both Arkham asylum and the GCPD, detectives use her as a profiler for murderers and she has an incredible knowledge of the criminal mind. Edward Nygma works as an assistant medical examiner for the GCPD and his talents are under valued but Harleen sees his abilities and how people treat him.
Oswald is running a crime empire, he has his club 'The Iceberg Lounge' and is very lonely. Ivy is Oswalds right hand woman, she has alot of fun just being his friend but thinks he's lonely.
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This is set in an AU because timeline wise it is so out of Whack, we have s3 Ivy, s4 Oswald, s1 Ed, and Harleen Quinzel who isn't even in the show but I want her there and she had so much potential they should have put her in, Jerome is 'the joker' but he and Harleen are not a ship in the slightest and barely interact but he does have a bit of a crush on her.Characterisations are my own personal take on these characters, but certain things are the same, Ed and Oswald will still have an enemies to lovers arc but it's not the same one in the show, Ivy and Oswald have a similar dynamic to the show but Oswald is a bit nicer to her.
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The world could fall and I'd still stand by you by EatTheRich (CamaLlama)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
11 Nov 2025
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CURRENTLY ON A BREAK IM SORRY!
In the aftermath of Vecna's earthquake, the residents of Hawkins begin rebuilding their town, thinking that the horrors are behind them, but one small group know it's only just the beginning. The gang are all together, taking turns venturing into the woods to keep the town safe, and helping out at the school rehoming people, while Eleven helps families find their lost loved ones. The town are even starting to come around to the idea that maybe, just maybe, Eddie Munson wasn't a villain, and him and his uncle, now staying in a rather luscious house kindly gifted to them by the government, should in fact be left alone.
But they aren't the only ones that know the truth, and they aren't the only ones out for Henry's head, a girl, in hiding since 1973 is finally coming back to fight for everything Henry took from her.
AKA: A Steddie fic about them getting together while everyone also fights Vecna and a OC {Lucy Cunningham} who was kidnapped in 73' and escaped Hawkins lab pre massacre returns from the upside down seeing the horror her old friend Henry has caused.
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The Art of Hating (...Loving) Severus Snape by HopelesslyAwkwardIdiot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2026
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You despise Severus Snape
Severus Snape loathes you.Everyone in Hogwarts knows it. One can only sit through so many bickering sessions and spats bordering on shouting matches between the two Professors, before adding things up.
But behind all the constant arguing, snarky comments and dark glares....might there be something more to your relationship?
"Surly, ill-tempered prick!"
"Mannerless, immature hoyden!"
......or not.
Also cross-posted on Wattpad
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19 Apr 2026
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Where Your Loyalties Lie - {Severus Snape x Reader} by TheWondersMind
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2024
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How will (Y/N) (Y/L) get along with the Potions Master - Severus Snape, as she becomes the teacher of Hogwarts of Herbology momentarily?
This is fun 'little' mashup with the characters of Harry Potter - so please, do not think way too much of the original story as you read this. It's way more fun that way. Just sit back and enjoy! :)
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Severus Snape is the last person you should ever desire. For five years, you’ve clashed like flint and steel, two Slytherins locked in a battle of pride and sharp words. You, a pure-blood who guards secrets, clinging to ideals you’ve never truly embraced. Him, a half-blood outcast with edges too dark to ignore.
Then, alone in a room, a boundary shatters. Everything ignites. Hatred warps into something darker, more intimate, more dangerous. In the hidden corners of Hogwarts, between whispered insults, stolen glances, and secret encounters, you begin to strip each other bare, body and soul, in a slow descent into a passion that threatens to destroy everything you’ve worked to protect. And maybe… into something you’re not ready to face.
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