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It was a sticky sort of situation she'd continuously find herself in. She blamed it on the adrenaline. At times, it tasted sweet like candy but mostly sour, like acid. The excitement never failed.
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“Stop stressing out, bitch.” A rough voice whispered in her ear. “No one will find us here; the music’s too loud for anyone to hear.” He bit on her lip, and she kissed him hard in response. He was right, after all. No one had noticed their absence, and given the time, everyone was either too drunk or in the same state as they were in, hiding away in the nearest closet, sucking at each other’s faces senselessly.
She promised it was the last time she, Wendy Testaburger, fell for the antics of the world’s first-class narcissist, Eric Cartman.
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Fanarts were done by Min (Minthe_Draws, @_minthe_draws) and Clara (@chaaistheanswer). Please go give them all the love; they did an excellent job! Edit 16/03/2025: The second fanart is posted in the final chapter!
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- Part 1 of Wendy centric love fics
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18 Aug 2023
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I'm So Seriously Confused by NotKidFriendly-ChildhoodCrackFics (kpoops)
Fandoms: South Park
24 Feb 2023
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Wendy accidentally hooked up with Cartman at Kenny's repass now she's confused and rethinking her relationship with Stan
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18 Aug 2023
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18 Aug 2023
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Everyone knew he was a cynic. Only a few knew he wasn't as horrible as he appeared. And he was fine with it.
Mostly.
But no one knew the passion that lay beneath the mask of indifference — the author behind the ardent words, idyllic verses, declaring the most secretive of loves.
A love that had to remain just that, a secret.
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- Part 3 of Wendy centric love fics
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18 Aug 2023
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06 Aug 2023
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im kyle.
im 17.
and im pretty sure im a psychopath.eric cartman was new.
hed started that term.
i thought he could be interesting to kill.
so i pretended to fall in love with him.Bookmarked by Catreadbook
03 Aug 2023
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Cartman hasn’t been feeling good you guys.
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30 Jul 2023
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Cartman gets his wisdom teeth removed and some interesting truths are revealed in the aftermath. (Honestly this is just a silly and hopefully cute Kyman one-shot that I wrote to distract myself from a worrying situation)
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29 Jul 2023
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Wendy and Stan have broken up and Eric's been in love with Kyle for pretty much ever. Things'll work out eventually, though. They always do.
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28 Jul 2023
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¿Quien se atrevía a hacer llorar a su judío? ¿¡Quien osaba ponerse en su lugar! Erick Cartman no soporta que osen tocar sus cosas ¿Quien escribió la carta se creía importante? Es insignificante, por que él y solo él tiene el derecho de odiar a Kyle.
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26 Jul 2023
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Kyle is a well known politician for the liberal left while Cartman is the leader of a large and extremist Christian sect with a right wing agenda. Their affair has just been uncovered. This is the fall out.
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26 Jul 2023
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Kyle Broflovski is a flowershop owner.
Eric Cartman is one of his past enemies, who became less terrible over the years. They've become better friends.
Stan Marsh was Kyle's "super best friend" and boyfriend of a few months.
Kyle convinced himself he was in love with Stan.
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- Part 1 of Flowers From The Heart.
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26 Jul 2023
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After having his heart brutally broken by Stan, Kyle’s life takes an unexpected turn when his parents enroll him in an all-male boarding school deep in the British countryside. Thrown into this new environment he will make many enemies and allies, and will learn that there’s more to his mysterious and callous roommate than first meets the eye. British school AU, contains language and sexual content. Mostly KYMAN. R&R
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26 Jul 2023
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A prompt sent in by anon: "Hello! Could you please do a thing where Kyle is trying to tell his mother that he's in a relationship with Cartman and is having a difficult time so he calls Cartman over to help?"
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26 Jul 2023
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"We gave them our love potion, why doesn't it work?"
"Don't you see Stan? Our love potion didn't work because they were already in love!"
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26 Jul 2023
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Kylie Broflovski was sick of this town. She hated the parties and her best friend was trying to get into her pants every chance he got. She needed an intervention, something to remind her that there was something to living in South Park that made it worth the while.
Erica Cartman would have to do.
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26 Jul 2023
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AU/WW2
« Kyle commanded all his fears to vanish. He lifted his chin slightly because the Nazi was taller than him and looked straight into the eyes of his enemy. If this would mean his death, at least he wouldn't give this monster the pleasure of seeing fear and defeat on his face. Herr Cartman was perplexed. This Jew actually dared to look at him in the same level. Worst of all, he dared to look into his eyes.»
After living hidden for three and half years with his family, Kyle is taken to a concentration camp. Guess who's the most sadistic SS there? What starts as a cruel game between Nazi and Jew, will evolve into something unprecedented.
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21 Jul 2023
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Prince Eric should have listened to the Elf King and not wondered off on his own.
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21 Jul 2023
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Kyle Broflovski, Heir to the Forest Elves Throne.
Eric Cartman, Heir to the Kingdom of Kupa Keep.
In an attempt to bring both Kingdoms into an era of peace, their parents set them up in what they hope will lead to a genuine and prosperous marriage. It's unfortunate they hadn't a clue what this would lead to.
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21 Jul 2023
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Grand Wizard Cartman is summoned to the Elven Kingdom to relinquish a curse on their king.
Written for the kyman week prompt “first kiss”
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20 Jul 2023