CertifiedInsomniac
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The Web That Ties Us (Being Rewritten) by CertifiedInsomniac
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
07 Jun 2023
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Theseus Watson disappeared leaving his family devastated, but on the other side of L'Manburg Tommy Innit struggled to raise his infant son as a literal child himself. What felt like the end for the family was only the beginning.
-CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN-
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What I Can Say With Colors and Shapes by CertifiedInsomniac
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Empires SMP 2, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Jul 2022
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Scotts backstory of sorts from before Chromia. Terrible description and not canon. Heed the warnings. Nothing to back but still read the tags.
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- Part 1 of Circus Boy Scott
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Our Last Christmas Eve by CertifiedInsomniac
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
07 May 2022
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Kristen and Tommy's final day together and his Christmas gift to her.
I cried writing this.
The song is Our Last Christmas Eve by We Three and the speech at the end is based on a poem by k.c.kennings on Tiktok.
Enjoy
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This Little Piggy Found Its Way Home by CertifiedInsomniac
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Aug 2021
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Not my idea of course. It was Clouds's original idea and gave other creators permission to write it.
Erasurehead isn't often late, but when he is Viridian will usually go find him. He finds him at a crime scene and a truth comes to light.
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(I might change the title. I could not think of one for the life of me. Feel free to leave a suggestion.)
What if the milkman that delivered milk to the Dursley's thought a bit harder about the baby he had to place the milk beside? What if he decided to take the baby and raise it as his own?Not my idea. I'm not that creative. All create goes to @nothingeverlost here and on tiktok.
Recent series
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Circus Boy Scott by CertifiedInsomniac
Fandom: Empires SMP, Empires SMP 2, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Jul 2022
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Merlin and Arthur are kidnapped, but Merlin manages to score a pretty cold iron cuff to match his shackles. After rescue, they decide to wait until they get back to Camelot to take it off. Surely Merlin can last until then without his magic.
Merlin isn’t as convinced.
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- Part 4 of unholy_elysiums whumptober 2025
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- English
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Bookmarked by CertifiedInsomniac
24 Oct 2025
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Aithusa is captured by King Sarrum. In order to make sure the dragon is secure and the realm therefore safe, Arthur gathers a delegation to visit the Kingdom Amata. Merlin, however, breaks as he sees the state his daughter is in. And suddenly, secrets are no longer relevant.
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His teary eyes scanned all over her body, finding it worse than what Sarrum had described. Her claws were twitching and bleeding on the dirty ground. There was no water in sight and she looked thirsty while her eyes looked milky and unseeing. Yet, she seemed to recognise him somehow. For a moment, her gaze cleared and she nuzzled her forehead against Merlin’s. Cuts among her side, red coloring her white scaled bloody.“Merlin, what the hell are you doing! Come back here! NOW! It will eat you!”
But Merlin’s glare found only Sarrum’s who seemed more confused than anything. And that look, that innocence feigning, pleased expression, blinded Merlin with pure, unaltered rage. “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER!”
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- Part 89 of Merlin's magic
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Bookmarked by CertifiedInsomniac
02 Sep 2024
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Open the door or I'll throw rocks through your window by Talula_Grimm
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
13 Jul 2023
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“What are you doing?”
“Throwing rocks at Gabriel Agreste’s window.”
“I can see that. May I ask why you’re throwing rocks at Gabriel Agreste’s window?” Chat Noir asked.
“Because he’s a dick.” She replied.
Bookmarked by CertifiedInsomniac
06 Aug 2023
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After a bad day with their mother the Blight siblings are all regressed and in need of some care.
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- Part 5 of agere requests :) (requests: selectively open!)
- Part 2 of toh agere
Bookmarked by CertifiedInsomniac
18 Oct 2022