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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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- English
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- 76,419
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- 16/16
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17 Dec 2022
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Tommy Innit may not be the most well-behaved kid or even the best person at times, but he certainly deserves better than to be abducted by aliens. Luckily for him, the aliens didn't seem to expect him to be able to break out of the stupid cage they stuffed him in and destroy their ship from the inside out.
Now he just has to figure out where to go from here.
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Philza just wants to fly his cargo ship with his two sons, he's left behind all the excitement of his old life, so when he hears rumors of a human crash landing on the trading post where they are docked, he gathers up what he had managed to get and takes off again.
This time with a stowaway.
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- Part 1 of Human Error
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- English
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- 33,252
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- 13/13
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04 Oct 2022
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
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- English
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- 156,601
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- 35/?
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27 Sep 2022
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from ice to water by Drhair76, plantform, snoopysfrog
Fandom Dream SMP, Icing Those Hurts - Fandom
04 May 2026
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A Winter Olympics DSMP AU where Tommy is a figure skater and the SMP hockey team notice him being mistreated
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27 Sep 2022
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Tommy and Dream are trapped in a time loop.
What do they do? Mess with everyone else, of course.русский translation by kuwwizz here!
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- Part 8 of Belle's Dream SMP Fics
- Part 1 of delaying the inevitable
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- English
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- 247,848
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- 47/50
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- 32
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27 Sep 2022