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    Two not-really-aliens aliens, two insurance agents turned reporters, a recently resurrected world’s shittiest priest, and his cowboy in training brother walk into a bar.

    The bartender shouts, “that $$100 billion bounty is mine!”

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    5 years after the world doesn't end, Nicholas D Wolfwood claws his way out of a grave and sets out to find the man who buried him

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    09 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    “There,” he vents. Optimus watches him with trickling amusement. “Proof of my superior ingenuity. It all fits.”

    Optimus huffs. “At the cost of the produce. You squashed most of it.”

    Megatron smiles a little, placing his servos on his hips. “Greatness requires a foundation,” he jokes, and Optimus laughs.

    A domestic Megatron and Optimus go grocery shopping, and Megatron tries a new premium blend. His discovery leads to a prideless defeat.

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    07 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    Many years after the war Megatron and Optimus Prime change professions to teaching at the Academy of Cybertron. The internal torment it brings their students is simply unmatched, as despite their intelligence, they can't put two and two together. Chaos ensues.

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    21 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    It began on one of those days when both suns shine and all of Cybertron gleams with the unmarred shine of rebirth. Or rather, it began after one of those peculiarly novel days, long after both suns had set, and no metal gleamed with anything other than the warm light of streetlamps and bedroom windows. Within one of these windows, upon his two-mech berth with its exorbitantly thick padding and new-age recharging capabilities, sat Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime was of that same gleam-capable metal which adorned his planet now, armor unmarred by war and plating remade in peace, and the bedroom light dutifully shone off of  him in a spectacular show of cozy resplendence. Also shining were the tears that filmed the inside of his digits.

    A mystery with a loose narration style, a bit comical, featuring some of the Lost Light crew after the series ends

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    19 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Orion groans but laughs, making his way closer to the edge of the rooftop. He bends lower, almost down on his knees. D-16 stares incredulously down at Orion, expectation filling his optics and frame threatening to sizzle and release hot puffs of steam with anticipation. “Okay. Listen. Alright. What if… what if—”

    D-16 braces himself, a smile already crawling onto his faceplate, wind whistling in his audials.

    Orion bounces back up excitedly, gesturing his servos to the screen behind him. “—tomorrow, we ran in the Iacon 5000! Huh?”

    Orion Pax finds a love poem in the Archives, and D-16 misunderstands his intentions. A miscommunicated proposal ensues.

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    04 May 2025