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    Here’s the thing about Branzy: he’s a coward. He has some dignity, sure, but he’s absolutely going to sacrifice it all if it increases his odds of survival. And sure, he’s never faced anything scarier than an angry homeless person, but the principle remains the same.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    peak? Let’s find out!!

  2. Public Bookmark 97

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    "How many more times are you going to do this, Clown?"

    Branzy owns an amusement park and Clownpierce keeps killing his sponsors, which is really starting to stress him out. He was going to go broke if this didn't stop.

    "As many times as it will take,"

    Clownpierce is a serial killer that didn't have any intentions of stopping, atleast not until he got what he wanted, always as stubborn as ever.

     

    And the universe seems to hate Branzy and does everything it can to ruin Branzy's day!

     

    Branzy ends up taking Clown as an anonymous sponsor, how will that work out for him?

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    2 idiots in a battle of insane love. Oh, and they both wear masks.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    KEEP ME BUSY TILL DEALERS CHOICE UPDATES PLEASE!!

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    Branzy's eyes darted to Clown’s hand wrapped around the scythe’s handle, understanding the corner he was put in. With a deep breath, he reached his out hand to grasp Clown’s outstretched one.
    “Why do I feel like I’m making a deal with the devil?” he asked, a high pitched, fearful giggle escaping his lips.
    The room became darker, a few bulbs blinking out as the temperature suddenly plummeted. Clown wrapped his hand around Branzy's, firmly shaking it even as the other took an instinctual step back, no doubt the primal part of him sensing the dark danger that escaped Clownpierce.
    “Because the devil makes deals with me, my dear partner.”

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    or, the self indulgent clownzy villain au where the heroes are nothing more than figureheads in a city rotting with corruption and the biggest threats to villains are their fellow criminals.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    PLEASE SOMEONE REVIVE THE AUTHOR FROM THE DEAD PLEASE I NEED THIS AHHHHH😭😭💀

     

    FUCKING AMAZING FIC HOLY PEAK BRO
    Please author i will die on this hill if you dont come back PLEASE!!

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    Avery took a moment to catch his breath. He gently tugged on Derek's hand, guiding him to the soft, inviting grass nearby. As they settled down, Avery's slime body spread slightly, creating a comfortable cushion beneath them. He looked into Derek's eyes, silently inviting Derek to come closer.

    Derek complied, his weight sinking into the earth next to Avery. The two of them fit together effortlessly. Avery wrapped his arms around Derek, pulling him in. They both exhaled in unison as they were overwhelmed with a drug-like happiness.

    In that moment, it was just Avery and Derek.

    “So…then…” Avery didn’t know where to start.

    “Go on.” Derek encouraged.

    “Do you love me, Derek?” Avery asked shyly.

    Derek was amused by the question. His hand found Avery’s, and he squeezed it lovingly.

    “I wouldn’t have made this world for you if I didn’t, Avery…”

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    An after story with a corrupted D3rlord3 and a touch-starved Avery. The two find each other and try to replicate a life they could've had together in the King's domain.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    my relief from doomed yaoi CUZ WHAAAATTT THIS IS GREAT LITERATURE

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    It’s up to Matthew to make sure no one at the 1956 Winter Olympics finds out Alfred just gave himself retrograde amnesia with his latest stunt, and somehow hide the fact Alfred thinks and acts like it’s the year 1790.

    Above all else, Matthew has to make sure America’s current rival, the USSR, doesn’t uncover this fact.

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    13 May 2026

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    BAM! A STRANGE YET KIND OF MAKE SENSE SHIP