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Hermione is gifted to the king for one night by her unkind husband, in the tradition of prima noctis. But she is odd and brilliant and the king—accustomed to war—finds welcome diversion in her kindness and innocence. In this world, such soft things are rare.
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OR: Draco Malfoy, psycho simp king.
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12 Oct 2026
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Something Borrowed, Something Found by wehavediscussedit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Aug 2026
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“Right. Erm… Ron is getting married.”
Malfoy’s brows turned down once more with a puzzled look.
“I’ve heard. Although, I believe his owl must have lost my invitation during its trip,” he said sarcastically.
“And Harry and Ginny think you might want to come as my plus one,” she said, ignoring his comment. She had a plan set in her mind and she just needed to get it all out before she lost the nerve to do so.
Malfoy’s eyes widened but his confused expression did not waver.
“And why would that be?”
Hermione swallowed. “Because I may have told them we are dating.”
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After receiving an invitation to Ron’s two-week-long wedding celebration and having Harry and Ginny shove in her face how very much single and lonely she is, Hermione finds herself lying about her relationship status.
The issue is, she didn’t really think the lie through, and accidentally let out that her secret boyfriend is Draco Malfoy. She now must convince Malfoy to pretend to be her doting, loving boyfriend for the two-week event. What she doesn’t know is that he doesn’t need much convincing.
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12 Oct 2026
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Draco Malfoy: Klutz Extraordinaire by Echoesofcanon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Where Draco Malfoy, Witch Weekly's Bachelor of the week (every week), and Falmouth Falcon's star Seeker, is hopelessy (and not-so-secretly) in love with the one and only Golden-girl, yet can't seem to stop the horrific series of embarrassing events that plague him whenever he's in her presence.
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11 Oct 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Case of the Brighton Beach Butcher by augustaoctavia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Feb 2025
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A serial killer is on the loose--and the DMLE is struggling to crack the case. Head of Homicides, Draco Malfoy, works closely with Unspeakable Hermione Granger as she develops a groundbreaking technique to pull the last imprinted memory from the victim's bodies, in hopes they will be able to track down the person responsible.
Meanwhile, Draco struggles to track down a one-night stand who rocked his world, then disappeared. Draco throws himself into solving these mysteries to distract himself from the growing tension between him and Granger—which is becoming harder and harder to ignore.
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- Part 1 of Malfoy Mysteries
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30 Sep 2026
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Dancer Adjusting Her Shoulder Strap by adathoroughgood2018
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2025
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‘Well it doesn’t make any difference whether or not Malfoy wants a torrid love affair because he can’t have one on his own.’
‘Oh please. Are you trying to insinuate that if he rocked up to you with that face and that body, and said hey Granger let’s do something my Father will never hear about, you would walk away?!’
‘I am not going to have a torrid love affair with Malfoy!’
‘We’ll see.’ Ginny said knowingly.
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Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry's dropped a bombshell on everyone. Draco Malfoy's been recruited as his Auror Partner and 'he's not as bad as he used to be'. But if he's Harry's problem, why does it constantly seem to fall to Hermione to babysit that bloody ferret? And just how much babysitting is going to be expected of her?
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26 Sep 2026
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MARRIAGE LAW: Hermione must marry Draco Malfoy- the only wizard that (begrudgingly) petitioned for her who is not actively trying to kill her. If only there was some loop-hole... Can the unlikely pair survive marriage, in-laws, ghosts, murderous enemies, and their own traitorous feelings?
(Written in 2014)
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24 Sep 2026
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Hermione is sure that marrying Ron during the coveted Solstice Wedding ceremony will fix the problems in their relationship. The only thing standing in her way? Draco and Astoria, the other couple vying for the same wedding date.
A battle of pranks and sabotage with her old enemy is more fun than expected. But when Ron suggests they take a break and try seeing other people, her fighting with Draco turns into something else entirely.
This is a rom-com loosely based on the movie Bride Wars. HEA and Dramione endgame, although it hurts a bit along the way.
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21 Sep 2026
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“We have to have sex anyway. We might as well…do it on our own terms,” she adds with a huff, “instead of letting the government ruin everything about our young adulthood.”
Gobsmacked, Draco says, “On our…own terms?”
“I’m not a virgin,” she informs him suddenly, which makes him feel a twinge of…something he doesn’t feel like examining at the moment.
“But there are plenty of things I haven’t done yet,” she continues, “and…some things I’d like to. I assume the same is true for you.”
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19 Sep 2026
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“You lay back on a platform and a magic wall forms around you. All that the boys can see is below the waist.”
“A wall?” Hermione repeated, the image of it lodging in her brain.
Stuck there, prone and vulnerable to the probing fingers and mouths of mystery boys. What a gross invasion. The room suddenly felt warmer and she had to shift on the bench to suppress the unexpected pulse in her core.
Hermione decides to participate in an unusual educational endeavor.
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19 Sep 2026
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Hermione is working in her lab in the Ministry when something goes wrong, and she becomes stuck in the wall. With no other choice, she summons and Aurror to help her out and it end up being none other than Draco Malfoy, a man who's been looking for a chance to speak with her for quite some time. Despite his best intentions to finally have that conversation, he is derailed when he discovers Hermione has other things on her mind.
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19 Sep 2026
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And that’s when she saw it, a small silver pendant on a shelf, sitting on top of a velvety pillow, a piece of parchment stuck under the corner with “Phantom Phase” scrawled across it in Fred’s handwriting...
Or the time when Hermione tries out one of Fred and George's Weasley Wizard Wheezes prototypes and gets stuck arse out in a wall... what on earth will happen next?
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19 Sep 2026
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When Professors Hermione and Draco are trapped in a Hogwarts escape room in the name of unity, they quickly realise the only way out is to solve each other's desires. Hermione just wants an orgasm or two—maybe whilst feeling powerless and dominated, perhaps while stuck in a wall—but understanding what Draco wants is the final key to their freedom.
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19 Sep 2026
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Hermione is obsessed with Draco Malfoy’s hands. The way he holds a quill should be outlawed. Downright lethal. So she selects his birthday and Christmas gifts carefully—a means to try and temper her obsession. Each of them backfires. First it’s the pens, then it’s the laptop. And the typing. The sound goes straight between her thighs, and she constantly clucks her tongue and bites her lip to keep from blurting out her most indecent thoughts.
Which only makes him type faster.
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Alternatively, Draco is obsessed with Hermione Granger’s mouth.
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18 Sep 2026
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“What are you—? Draco.”
He glanced up, expression sheepish. “Yes, love?”
“Are you tracking my cycle?” She looked vaguely amused.
“I need to know when you’re ovulating.”
“You actually don’t need to know, because I haven’t given you permission to get me pregnant.”
“But you will,” he said hopefully.
She narrowed her eyes and flounced to the door, umbrella and briefcase in tow. “We’ll see.”
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Or, Draco really wants to fuck a baby into his wife.
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18 Sep 2026
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Draco stepped closer, chest heaving, voice low and venomous. “You are a mad woman.”
Hermione’s lips curved in a sharp, humorless smile. “You’re welcome, Malfoy.”
His jaw tightened.
Somewhere deeper in the kirk, Harry’s voice rang out, “Movement downstairs—multiple hostiles!”
The moment shattered.
Hermione turned toward the lower level access tunnel, wand raised. “Focus, Malfoy.”
“Oh, I’m focused,” he growled, falling in beside her. “Very focused.”
They descended into the dark underbelly together. Because no matter how viciously they fought, no matter how ugly the breakup two years ago had been, they still trusted each other to survive. And that trust was far more dangerous than any curse in the room.
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17 Sep 2026
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Professional misconduct by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Sep 2026
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“Where in Merlin’s name have you been?” she demanded, first glaring at the cat, then suspiciously at Malfoy.
“Pleasant as always,” Malfoy drawled, giving Crookshanks a pat that the cat appeared to tolerate with moderate resignation. “I find a positively murderous feline in my classroom this morning, and I figure from the positively obnoxious attitude and the exaggerated size that this is your beast.”
He flashed her a sarcastic look, meant to pass for a question.
She rolled her eyes for lack of a better reply, ending it with a dirty squint. “You can let him go now.”
He didn’t, just stroked the miscreant who seemed quite content with its current location.
“Are you feeding him properly?” the drawl went on.
Or, how Draco Malfoy uses unfair measures to get under Hermione Granger's skin.
Or maybe just under her.Series
- Part 7 of The twoshots: Falling in love & lust
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13 Sep 2026
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It’s the start of sixth year and Hermione Granger is angry. Umbridge is back again along with her the Inquisitorial Squad, and this year they’re on detention duty. Dumbledore’s busy and Harry’s temper is out of control. Hermione can’t seem to keep herself out of detention with Draco Malfoy who is determined to degrade her before the year’s over. Hogwarts has no idea what’s happening behind locked doors.
Now expanded with a choose your own adventure style ending.
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13 Sep 2026
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This Isn't What She Wants by charingfae for MrsElwoodBlues
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Aug 2026
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The war marches on; Hermione gets kidnapped.
Her captor has big plans for her.
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“Granger,” he soothes, “you don’t have a choice. So stop fretting—there’s nothing you can do to stop this. Instead of wearing yourself out, try and relax. Enjoy it. I think you’ll be surprised at how good it can be.”
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12 Sep 2026
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Hermione Granger is broken: she can't orgasm.
Pansy insists that Hermione isn't damaged; she just hasn't found the right partner - magically enhanced or otherwise - and brings her to The Velvet Wand.
There, Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott introduce her to a world she never knew existed. One where she can just be. One where Theo's ropes adorn her body and Draco's filthy praises leave her begging for more.
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“We’re going to make you the prettiest little present for Draco. Would you like that, little dove?”
“Please, Daddy,” she huffed with a breathy laugh, smiling softly at Draco, who mouthed a silent good girl.
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- Part 1 of Bound and Beautiful
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10 Sep 2026
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All Hermione wants is a friend to fuck… or maybe two.
“Hello, trouble.”
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08 Sep 2026