Dandelion_bb
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MARTIN
Do you really not feel…ARCHIVIST
Drowsy? I guess… I don't know. It's hard to know which feelings are actually mine anymore. But like I said, it won't be a bother if you fall asleep and I don't.MARTIN
Jus– just don’t feel bad about waking me up if you need to. It’s probably fine, but if anything weird happens, or– or you don’t want to be here anymore, just. I said already. I don’t need to sleep, this is just for comfort. So it’s okay if we need to leave.ARCHIVIST
Of course. Enjoy your nap, Martin.MARTIN
Thank you. I will.----------------
Martin and Jon travel through the eyepocalypse. One of the hells offers a convenient opportunity for a break... perhaps too convenient.
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"I'm not a good person; I'm barely a person at all,
But someday I'll be perfect and I'll make up for it all!"
(-Against the Kitchen Floor, Will Wood)-------
After Jon returns escapes the Circus in S3, Elias decides that his Archivist needs to get a grip on his ability to compel properly. Jon gets drained very quickly by the "training" Elias puts him through.
[written as a tape recording transcript]
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Sasha James:
>>hey jon, tim told me what was going on today. i’m so sorry(J.Sims):
Tim? What did he say?<<Sasha James:
>>he just explained to me about the prank thing(J.Sims):
What “prank thing”?<<____________
Jon hasn't made very many friends at his new job. In fact, he soon discovers that his fellow researchers find it fun to antagonize him.
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Fanart for the oneshhot "even hell can get comfy once you've settled in" (author anonymous)
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i'd say it was delicous (if it didn't taste of guilt) by Dandelion_bb
Fandoms: Dream SMP
04 Jan 2026
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“You ate me.” Schlatt stated.
“Yeah.” Quackity stared at him as though daring him to be mad about it. But Schlatt remembered now, and he wouldn’t lose this opportunity.
“There was something in that book about eating people, some kind of soul-bonding thing.”
“Oh my prime…” Quackity muttered, massaging his temples as he turned away and kept walking. “You can’t be serious.”______
~ Las Nevadas era. Dream has broken out of prison. With a threat on the loose, Quackity returns to the one person he never thought he would go to for help. But this time, things are going to be a little different. ~
*slaps hood of this fic* this bad boy can fit SO many useless headcanons inside
(title is from Missing Hell by Sushi Soucy)
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"And yet, as he sat frozen at Tim’s feet, this conviction faltered. His hands moved swiftly in his hair, and John tried to recall the last time those hands held any kindness towards him, rather than the vitriol that lately had so overtaken them, and their owner, just at the mere sight of the man."
Set after MAG 92
With a burned hand and an healing cut on his neck, John is in no condition to take care of himself. Thankfully, despite the bitterness festering in his insides, Tim makes an impulsive decision and decides to take Jonathan home and they share one last moment of softness.
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14 Jan 2026
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S3 Tim reluctantly comforts Jon, but like, still in character with their baggage??? absolute banger fic
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“Do you know?” Nikola carols, prancing up to Jon, pink marker pen in hand. “I think I’ve changed my mind about the best places to cut you!”
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Jon has never talked about what happened to him while he was imprisoned by Nikola and the Circus for a month. But then, at the safehouse, Martin accidentally triggers the trauma Jon has been so careful to repress.
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- Part 16 of Whumptober 2025
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11 Jan 2026
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forced moisturization + later trauma trigger and comfort
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Freshly back from being kidnapped, Jon struggles to stop Elias from showing Melanie whatever it is that's upsetting her so much.
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- Part 3 of Whumptober 2023 (TMA)
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10 Jan 2026
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elias using beholding trauma powers, plus forced moisturization trauma >>>
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Am I Really That Bad? by cloverdose for sieveyourtea
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Jul 2025
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Statement Of Rachel Beswick regarding her experience at– a job interview on the 12th of March 2014.
Statement Begins.
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10 Jan 2026
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fuck 'em up, magnus
(Elias bullies some random lady who's just doing her best)
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There's a 15th Fear, and it's Teenagers by same_asiteverwas for Ehlihr (ehlihr)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Aug 2020
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What if Jonah didn't ruin everything? Didn't send the end of everything statement? What do Jon and Martin do now? Get a job, I guess. A teaching job, for Jon, though it was hardly his first pick. But sometimes your boyfriend looks *really* excited when he suggests it, and I mean, you know literally everything. It can't be that bad, right? Right?
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06 Jan 2026
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fucking HILARIOUS teacher!Jon au. absolutely worth the midnight binge read