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Cause and Effect by DeathDirt
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
01 Apr 2026
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Several stellar cycles ago, Optimus set an end date for the so-called courtship period of his and Megatron's relationship. Now that it's here...
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- Part 4 of For The Cause
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Decompression by DeathDirt
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
04 Oct 2025
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Megatron's pretty stressed. Shockwave knows an easy fix.
Written for Kinktober 2025
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For The Cause by DeathDirt
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
24 Sep 2025
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“I accept your proposal.”
Optimus stares at the suddenly outstretched servo like it’s an alien specimen. “What proposal?” He asks dumbly, because the sudden turn of events has made his processor about as functional as an exhaust pipe that was welded shut.
“Your proposal of peace.”
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Shockwave sends an important transmission frequency to his Earth-bound leader and comrades, and it happens to activate at a crucial moment.
Crucial for Optimus Prime to have a serious revelation about his place in the Autobots.
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- Part 1 of For The Cause
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Gee, Bulkhead, How Come You Get TWO Parental Figures? by DeathDirt
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
21 Sep 2025
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It's time to travel back to Cybertron so the Autobot Council can (hopefully) be persuaded to accept the Decepticons back to their home planet once more.
Before they make official contact, though, Megatron insisted on touching base with Strika. The Earth-bound maintenance crew is mostly just trying to stay out of the way. Except for Bulkhead, who is being forced in the way thanks to Lugnut. And he's rambling about...adopting?
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- Part 3 of For The Cause
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Darker Shades by DeathDirt
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
16 Sep 2025
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"We'll plan together", he said.
"Maybe after five minutes, you'll get bored and start carving pictures onto your desk", he said.
What Megatron did NOT say is that they were going to have a conversation that should've been had with Rung. And Rodimus has to handle it. Somehow.
He should really be getting paid for this co-captain position...
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For The Cause by DeathDirt
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
01 Apr 2026
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TMNT: Rewind by DeathDirt
Fandom Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
23 Aug 2025
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The “Starscream Isn’t A Completely Irredeemable Vapid Piece Of Shit” AU by DeathDirt
Fandom Transformers: Prime
13 Apr 2022
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(un)professional business by TheAngelicFifi
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
13 Mar 2026
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When Optimus Prime is fired from his manager role at Autobot High Command, he struggles to find work to afford his rent and stay with his friends. At his lowest he applies for a job working a secretary for AHC rival Decepticon Industries under the CEO Megatron.
Very indulgent AU on a Cybertron where war never happened and for some reason they all wear 80's fashion.
this was helped greatly by my friend @Monberry! Thank you so much!!
Bookmarked by DeathDirt
20 Mar 2026
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A strange affliction is causing Luigi to sleep more and more each day. Worried about his constant collapses, Mario enlists Princess Peach’s help in looking for a cure, leaving Bowser to play nurse and watch over the dreaming brother.
To Bowser, this is just an easy favour to make Mario owe him in the future. However, he soon starts to find himself getting much too invested in the wellbeing of a man who may soon never wake up again.
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15 Dec 2025
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Cooking Mama (Luigi)! by Little_RedHots_Riding_Hood
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
03 Aug 2023
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Luigi was having a perfectly peaceful stroll through the Toad Market - the sun was shining, he'd just found a lovely handmade blanket, and was on his way to the bakery before heading back to his and Mario's home.
Only... what was that sniffling noise from that dark, scary alleyway?
Of all the creatures he was expecting to find, the littlest prince of the Koopa Kingdom certainly wasn't it.
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- Part 1 of Cooking Mama Luigi
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15 Dec 2025
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Sparkeater! Starscream AU by raud_writes
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
01 Jan 2026
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Starscream's spark spontaneously reignites after his death at the hands of the Predacons, and the shard of dark energon still within his spark chamber begins to transform him. It eventually leads to a vampire situationship with Knock Out.
Drabbles and oneshots from my sparkeater AU over on Tumblr.
Bookmarked by DeathDirt
30 Jun 2025
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Of Course I Haven't Seen "Freaky Friday", Knockout! by SpinelessCoyote
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
06 Oct 2025
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Knockout and Starscream are given the task of testing one of Shockwave's new inventions: a weapon attuned to completely destroy the processor of whoever it strikes.
This ends as well as you'd expect: with Knockout and Starscream stranded in each other's bodies, left to fix their own problems before the other Decepticons catch on. What problems will they encounter? What rabbles will they rouse? What will they learn about each other that they'd really rather not have known? All this, and (maybe) more!
Bookmarked by DeathDirt
25 May 2025