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    Several stellar cycles ago, Optimus set an end date for the so-called courtship period of his and Megatron's relationship. Now that it's here...

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    English
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    5,230
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    572
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    Megatron's pretty stressed. Shockwave knows an easy fix.

    Written for Kinktober 2025

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,391
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    678
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    “I accept your proposal.”

    Optimus stares at the suddenly outstretched servo like it’s an alien specimen. “What proposal?” He asks dumbly, because the sudden turn of events has made his processor about as functional as an exhaust pipe that was welded shut.

    “Your proposal of peace.”

    -

    Shockwave sends an important transmission frequency to his Earth-bound leader and comrades, and it happens to activate at a crucial moment.

    Crucial for Optimus Prime to have a serious revelation about his place in the Autobots.

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    English
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    79,944
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    1,046
    Bookmarks:
    214
    Hits:
    24,315
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    It's time to travel back to Cybertron so the Autobot Council can (hopefully) be persuaded to accept the Decepticons back to their home planet once more.

    Before they make official contact, though, Megatron insisted on touching base with Strika. The Earth-bound maintenance crew is mostly just trying to stay out of the way. Except for Bulkhead, who is being forced in the way thanks to Lugnut. And he's rambling about...adopting?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,446
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    868
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    Summary

    "We'll plan together", he said.

    "Maybe after five minutes, you'll get bored and start carving pictures onto your desk", he said.

    What Megatron did NOT say is that they were going to have a conversation that should've been had with Rung. And Rodimus has to handle it. Somehow.

    He should really be getting paid for this co-captain position...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    494
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    Summary

    Sentinel Prime has made a really stupid decision (shocking absolutely nobody) and two Optimus Primes switch places unexpectedly.

    AKA TFA/TFP crossover but just the OPs because I think it's funny

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,642
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    833
    Bookmarks:
    160
    Hits:
    7,936
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    A sort-of character study, sort-of establishing scene, sort-of whatever for my funny little dark turtle storyline that's been brewing in my head for like 5-6 years now

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,832
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    53
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    Med school student Jean-Baptiste Augustin has a little bit of a summer tradition.

    His summer tradition is his boyfriend.

    His boyfriend is also a mermaid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,497
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    217
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    Megatron rubbed off on Optimus enough to convince him to go spy on his conversation with Soundwave, so naturally, Sari takes that as free license to spy on Optimus's minor emotional breakdown.

    Also Blitzwing and Bumblebee agree to keep it all hush-hush because it's cute, okay?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2,788
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    Set sometime between episode 10 and 13 of EarthSpark

    Megatron isn't processing emotions very well and Dorothy lets him talk for a while.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,236
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    863
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    Toshinori has his hands full taking care of two young boys. They're a pain sometimes, but he does his best. Even the Number One's best isn't enough, sometimes, though.

    Or...

    Alternate Universe where Yagi saves and adopts Shigaraki and Midoriya (and almost kills AfO but it's ok fuck that guy /lh)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,929
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2,224
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    Summary

    Yagi and Aizawa need to get Endeavor's consent for Shouto to move into UA dorms.

    Yagi's distracted by other things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,871
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    528
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    Summary

    It takes some digging, but a few crooks eventually find the name Yagi Toshinori has a deep connection to the Number One Hero, All Might, so naturally it makes sense to kidnap him to draw out the Symbol of Peace.

    They get Eraserhead instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,107
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,406
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    Summary

    Some softer, kinder sibling moments between Mauga and Sloan, with more emotions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,885
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    855
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    Just a couple of queer adoptive siblings messing with each other on a warm evening in Samoa.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    720
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    Summary

    Urgent call this, urgent call that, but in the midst of Gabriel Reyes’s very packed schedule of running a worldwide black ops organization, one call pulls everything to a jarring halt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    196
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    Summary

    Revenant is having issues that he can't fix by himself. Pathfinder can't help either, and that makes him really upset.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    346
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    Summary

    Widowmaker is keeping an eye on a hit for Talon.

    Reaper comes by and confesses to wanting something he maybe shouldn’t.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,921
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    166
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    Summary

    Divides run deep, and alliances out of necessity are unreliable at best.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,775
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    699
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    Summary

    Knock Out wanted spicy.

    Breakdown’s done his best.

    They’re both more than happy with the result.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,876
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3,321

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