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It’s a Football Thing - John Sheppard x reader by Distracted_Milkshake
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
27 May 2025
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John insisted you come along on a mission, since it was your project and your idea, which would’ve been fine, if only your intel had been accurate, and he didn’t bring football into it.
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Good day to be a choker by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake)
Fandoms: Twenty One Pilots
26 May 2025
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Tyler's life is falling apart in all ways. After losing his job, he takes his spiraling self into a toy shop, not expecting what he finds there.
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- English
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- 1,230
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 53
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You know you look kinda like a criminal in that ski mask... by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake)
Fandoms: Twenty One Pilots
25 May 2025
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Tyler laments on his life and how it's led him to something that feels out of his control.
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Shiv’s been waiting outside that delivery room for nearly ten hours. His head hurts. He feels dizzy, sick. He doesn’t know his place in any of this, but the second he gets to hold that kid in his arms he’s certain of one thing.
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- English
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- 652
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Right Now, Right Now! - Poe Dameron x reader by Distracted_Milkshake
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
11 May 2025
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Poe has a surprise for you on Mother’s Day.
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Sergeant James "Bucky" Barnes should by all means be dead. Experimented on following his capture in 1943, he survived Hydra torture and was rescued by Captain America, albeit worse for wear and never feeling the same after.
Two years later, while serving with the Howling Commandos, he fell from a moving train in Siberia, but he didn't die then either. More than 70 years passed, and all the time the soldier thought it was over, he again woke up, still alive.
Now, it's 2016. Finally broken free from Hydra, James is alone, hiding out in Bucharest, wanting nothing more than a normal life. But there's nothing about his life that's normal, especially after you come along.
Love shouldn't be blooming from a chance encounter between a veteran ex-assassin and an American housekeep living in Romania, but it is.
Maybe he could start over, and maybe he could find a way not to hate to find himself still alive after it all.
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Trench | fic collection by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake), Distracted_Milkshake
Fandoms: Twenty One Pilots
25 Apr 2025
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Ronin decides to run off, but is pursued by the Ninja (minus Lloyd and Kai) while having strange childhood flashbacks eventually revealing to almost everyone's horror why and how he has the eye patch.
Scared of himself, but still on the run, Ronin while remembering his past discovers his mother is not dead like he thought, but simply gone after she thought her husband and son had died.
Ronin finds a way to come to terms with his feelings, not before almost dying in Nya's arms though, and he is back to his normal self; But a bit more hopeful for his future.
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Like ‘Em Weird - Steven Grant x reader by Distracted_Milkshake
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Feb 2025
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A fast moving relationship halts abruptly when the cute guy you met at a cafe wakes up a completely different person.
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How you helped Steven figure out his body has multiple tenets, and that he doesn’t mind sharing it it’s you.
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Backseats - Tony Stark x reader by Distracted_Milkshake
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Feb 2025
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Tony grapples with the fact that, after finally getting you pregnant, you’re a bit more pregnant than either of you expected.
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In which almost every important thing since you met Tony seems to happen in the backseat of a car.
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Ford Pines agrees to be Bill’s, to give up his life in their real world on the condition he never returns to it. But the demon always did have a way of twisting his words.
“Deal.” Bill says. Ford looks at his hand before taking it.
“Then I’m yours.”
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Don’t FUCKING ask
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Growing Pains by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Jun 2024
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Blitzo decides against his better judgment to bring home a brand new totally mentally stable hellhound family member, and not just for his business yet to get off the ground. Surely not a thing could go wrong.
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Out somewhere up in the L.A. woods, hunts the terrifying man beast HeeHoo, an ordinary human devolved presumably from long-term stress to nothing but a wild prehuman.
Ethan Nestor struggles to bring Mark back after he turns feral, but he doesn’t know if there’s anything he can do for his friend’s mind now one with the forest.
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Doesn't Mean Anything - Space Camp! Engineer Mark x reader by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake)
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
01 Mar 2024
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Space Camp with your new bestie Mark is a blast.
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I Wanna Be Free by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake)
Fandoms: A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
26 Feb 2024
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Yancy is ready to leave prison, if only he could remember why he was there in the first place.
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Olivia Dunham x reader A-Z Fluff Headcanons by Distracted_Milkshake
Fandoms: Fringe (TV)
14 Jan 2024
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TWs: mentions of blood and murder and freaky Fringe FBI stuff, implied sex
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 104
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
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Escaping the Garten - A Markiplier Fan Story by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake)
Fandoms: Garten of Banban (Video Games), A Date With Markiplier (Web Series)
16 May 2023
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For a parent looking for their missing child, time is a delicate matter.
Mark is a single father looking for his missing child in the depths of a twisted playground for strange genetic experiments. And nothing is going to stand between him and getting his kid home safe.
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Fünfs Morgenkaffee/Five's Morning Coffee - Deutche Sprachpraxis/German Language Practice by Distracted_Milkshake
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
06 May 2023
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Hallo! I'm trying out a thing to practice my German. I wrote this mostly from memory, only translating a few words and phrases where the grammar didn't look right to me or I wasn't sure. I'd love more than anything the feedback and crit of any native or second language speakers!
Da zu Hause kein Kaffee mehr übrig ist, besucht Five ein Café, und es ist nicht so schlimm, wie er erwartet hat. / With no coffee left at home, Five visits a coffee shop, and it's not as bad as he expects.
Betaed and edited by il0v3dr4g0n5, tysm!