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Night Sounds by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
25 Mar 2023
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Number Five | The Boy & Vanya Hargreeves
- Klaus Hargreeves and Ben Hargreeves
- Diego Hargreeves & Luther Hargreeves
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Klaus Hargreeves
- Luther Hargreeves
- Diego Hargreeves
- Number Six | Ben Hargreeves
- Allison Hargreeves
- Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
- One Shot
- Short
- Drabble
- freeform poetry if you squint
- Angst
- Kid Unbrellas
- Young Number Five | The Boy
- Young The Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy
- Number Five | The Boy & Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves Friendship
Language:

English

Words:

663

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

8

Hits:

223
To Be Free by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake)

Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
23 Feb 2023
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Original Killjoy Characters (Danger Days)
- Original Female Killjoy Character(s) (Danger Days)
- Original Male Killjoy Character(s) (Danger Days)
- Original Non-Binary Killjoy Character(s) (Danger Days)
- Original Trans Character(s) (Danger Days)
- Original Characters
- Remona Medici
- Jackson Reed
- Teenagers
- Song: The Only Hope For Me Is You (My Chemical Romance)
- Angst
- Male-Female Friendship
- Bromance
- Trans Character
- Transitioning
- Gangs
- Fighting
- Haircuts
- Gay Male Character
- Concerts
- Blood and Injury
- Hair Dyeing
- Spanish Character
- Running Away
- Abusive Parents
- Explicit Language
- Underage Drug Use
- Implied Transphobia
Language:

English

Words:

1,858

Chapters:

1/?

Kudos:

3

Hits:

33
Aizawa x reader | Drabble Book by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Feb 2023
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Aizawa Shouta/Reader
- Eraserhead/Reader
- Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
- Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic
- Yagi Toshinori | All Might
- Ashido Mina
- Kaminari Denki
- Midoriya Izuku
- Kirishima Eijirou
- Kayama Nemuri | Midnight
- Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko
- Shinsou Hitoshi
- Shuuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl
- Original Background Character(s)
- Cross-Posted on Wattpad
- Student Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
- Villain Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead
- Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Shinsou Hitoshi
- Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is a Good Teacher
- Insomnia
- Fluff and Angst
- Manga & Anime
- Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Manga Spoilers
- Dadzawa
- Drabble
- Eraserhead
- Night Terrors
- Marriage
- Slow To Update
- One Shot Collection
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- use of Y/N
- Reader-Insert
- Japanese
- Cats
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Established Relationship
- Falling In Love
- Urban Setting
- Domestic Bliss
- Good Writing
- For One-Shots
- Loving Marriage
- Pro Hero Reader (My Hero Academia)
- U.A. Teacher Reader (My Hero Academia)
Summary

Aizawa x reader drabbles with various themes, requests, or ideas are appreciated and encouraged!
Updates coming soon.
Reader uses she/her pronouns.
https://img.wattpad.com/cover/239080296-256-k18786.jpg
Cover is my own art! Old cover: https://pin.it/3fBVYPn

Language:

English

Words:

10,874

Chapters:

9/13

Comments:

1

Kudos:

63

Bookmarks:

4

Hits:

1,815
Sweet Number Five - Elliott & Five by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
18 Feb 2023
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Number Five | The Boy & Elliott Gussman
- Elliott Gussman
- Five Hargreeves
- Mentions of The Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy)
- Amnesia
- Adoption
- Parent-Child Relationship
- Conspiracy Theories
- Found Family
- Daddy Issues
- 1960s
- Nightmares
- Age Regression/De-Aging
- Number Five | The Boy Needs A Hug
- Number Five | The Boy Gets A Hug
Language:

English

Words:

292

Chapters:

2/3

Comments:

5

Kudos:

37

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

938
Three Plus One by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: Nicky Ricky Dicky & Dawn (TV)
07 Feb 2023
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Nicky & Ricky & Dicky & Dawn
- Dawn Harper & Nicky Harper
- Dicky Harper & Nicky Harper
- Ricky & Dicky & Dawn
- Anne Harper/Tom Harper
- Anne Harper & Nicky Harper
- Ricky Harper & Nicky Harper
- Nicky Harper
- Ricky Harper
- Dicky Harper
- Dawn Harper
- Anne Harper
- Tom Harper
- Josie Cooper
- Adoption
- Child Death
- Autistic Nicky Harper
- Angst
- Sibling Bonding
- Tom's Get Sporty (Nicky Ricky Dicky & Dawn)
- Sibling Love
- Crying
- Skipping Class
- Good Sister Dawn Harper
- Clueless Dicky Harper
- Mild Hurt/Comfort
- Not Quite Eating Disorder
- Being Ten is Heck
- Ricky is Bad at Feelings
- Harper Quad Squad
- Season/Series 02
- Family Feels
- Brother-Sister Relationships
- Nicknames
- Sweet
- Sitcom
- Colorado
Language:

English

Words:

9,529

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

57

Bookmarks:

4

Hits:

1,241
Five's Spiriting Away by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
24 Jan 2023
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Number Five | The Boy & Diego Hargreeves
- Number Five | The Boy & The Handler (Umbrella Academy)
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy) & Everyone
- Aidan Hargreeves
- Diego Hargreeves
- Lila Pitts
- The Handler (Umbrella Academy)
- Minor Characters
- Vanya Hargreeves
- Allison Hargreeves
- Luther Hargreeves
- Dolores (Umbrella Academy)
- Inspired by Studio Ghibli
- Spirited Away - Freeform
- Spirits
- Japanese Mythology & Folklore
- Number Five | The Boy Has a Name
- Hotels
- Hotel Oblivion (Umbrella Academy)
- Maids
- Butlers
- Friendship
- Coming of Age
- Mild Language
- Mediocre Parent Reginald Hargreeves
- Alternate Universe
Language:

English

Words:

8,241

Chapters:

2/3

Comments:

2

Kudos:

4

Hits:

328
Many Different Feelings - Five & Delores Hargreeves by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
21 Dec 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Delores & Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Delores/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Delores (Umbrella Academy)
- Klaus Hargreeves
- Diego Hargreeves
- Lila Pitts
- Viktor Hargreeves
- The Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy
- Vanya Hargreeves
- Sloane Hargreeves
- Luther Hargreeves
- Mr. Pennycrumb (Umbrella Academy)
- Human Delores (Umbrella Academy)
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Fluff and Angst
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Dorks in Love
- Timeline What Timeline
- Divergent Timelines
- Alternate Timelines
- Memory Alteration
- Bunkers
- Post-Apocalypse
- End of the World
- Alternate Universe - Time Travel
- Birthday Fluff
- Christmas
- Holidays
- Anniversary
- Italiano | Italian
- Love Confessions
- The Hotel Obsidian is Removed from Time
- Snippets
- Protective Number Five | The Boy
- Underage Kissing
- Sharing a Bed
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Healthy Relationships
- Feel-good
- Minor Injuries
- Heavy Angst
- Newborn
- Third Trimester
- Teen Pregnancy
- Stillbirth
- Grief/Mourning
- Videogames
- Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies
- Creepy The Handler (Umbrella Academy)
- Good Sibling Klaus Hargreeves
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Assassins & Hitmen
- The Temps Commission (Umbrella Academy)
- Minor Canonical Character(s)
- 1960s Music
- House Party
- Drunken Flirting
- Sappy
- Declarations Of Love
- Roses
- Male Lactation
- Breastfeeding
- Out of Character
- Slice of Life
- Developing Relationship
- Implied Sexual Content
- Explicit Language
- Eventual Smut
- Literary References & Allusions
- Dreams and Nightmares
- References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Delores Meets The Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy
Summary

Some of these are scenes cut directly from and canon to My Delores, which can be found here https://archiveofourown.org/works/42829488. Others have nothing to do with that fanfic at all! I leave it to you to decide. Some are obvious, others not so much, and several are not compliant with that story at all. It's all a fluffy mess, held together by threads and Hello Kitty band-aids. Regardless, I hope you enjoy!

Language:

English

Words:

14,800

Chapters:

10/24

Comments:

38

Kudos:

40

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

679
Seasons Change - Dolores and Five by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
08 Dec 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Dolores/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Dolores & Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Dolores (Umbrella Academy)
- The Handler (Umbrella Academy)
- Haiku
- Poetry
- Seasons
- Five is in love with a Doll
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- Sad and Sweet
- Falling In Love
- Mannequin
- One True Pairing
- Not Actually Unrequited Love
- Post-Apocalypse
- Huddling For Warmth
- Sick Character
- Adult Number Five | The Boy
- Old Married Couple
- Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
- Dancing
- Department Store
- Goodbyes
- Developing Relationship
- Sad Ending
- Schoolboys
- Gimbel Brothers Department Store (Umbrella Academy)
- Griddy’s Doughnuts (Umbrella Academy)
- First Kiss
- Love Stories
Summary

The mannequin Dolores' point of view as told by haiku

Language:

English

Words:

393

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

15

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

132
Jewels of the Sea - Aidan Hargreeves x mermaid reader by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
01 Dec 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Aidan Gallagher/Reader
- Dolores & Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Number Five | The Boy & Klaus Hargreeves
- Number Five & Reader - Relationship
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy) & Everyone
- Number Five | The Boy & Mr. Pennycrumb
- Grace Hargreeves & Everyone
- Grace Hargreeves & The Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy
- Number Five | The Boy/Reader
- Five Hargreeves
- Aidan Hargreeves
- Klaus Hargreeves
- Ben Hargreeves
- Vanya Hargreeves
- Diego Hargreeves
- Allison Hargreeves
- Luther Hargreeves
- Reginald Hargreeves
- Grace Hargreeves
- Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy)
- Reader
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Dolores (Umbrella Academy)
- The Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy
- Human Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy)
- Alternate Universe - No Powers
- Ocean
- Human Grace Hargreeves
- Named Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Bipolar Disorder
- Ben Hargreeves Lives
- Kid Umbrellas
- Protective Klaus Hargreeves
- Protective Aidan Hargreeves
- Alternate Universe - 1960s
- Stuttering Diego Hargreeves
- Beach House
- Alternate Universe - No Apocalypse (Umbrella Academy)
- The Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy Need a Hug
- Human Dolores (Umbrella Academy)
- Griddy’s Doughnuts (Umbrella Academy)
- Alternate Universe - Childhood Friends
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Underage Drinking
- Eventual Romance
- Adopted Sibling Relationship
- Sibling Bonding
- Pre-Transition Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
- Kid Number Five | The Boy
- Kid Klaus Hargreeves
- Kid Diego Hargreeves
- Kid Luther Hargreeves
- Kid Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
- Non-Binary Klaus Hargreeves
- Mute Allison Hargreeves
- Implied/Referenced Underage Drug Use
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Adopted Children
- Dysfunctional Family
- Merpeople
- Number Five | The Boy and Klaus Hargreeves are Twins
- Luther Hargreeves Has a Human Body
- Ben Hargreeves' Tentacles | Bentacles
- Beaches
- Some of the Kids Have Powers Some Don't
- Mental Instability
- Therapy
- Childhood Sweethearts
- Fluff and Angst
- He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Klaus Hargreeves
- Number Five | The Boy-centric
- Good Sibling Allison Hargreeves
- Number Five | The Boy Has a Name
- Work In Progress
Language:

English

Words:

2,589

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

39

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

832
My Blue Sky - Blue's Clues & You by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake)

Fandoms: Blue's Clues & You
30 Nov 2022
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Josh & Blue
- Josh & Original Female Character(s)
- Mr. Salt/Ms. Pepper
- Blue & Magenta
- Tickety Tock/Slippery Soap
- Shovel & Pail
- Tickety Tock
- Slippery Soap
- Mr. Salt & Ms. Pepper
- Shovel & Pail - Character
- Original Female Character(s)
- Original Male Character(s)
- Josh (Blue's Clues)
- Blue (Blue's Clues)
- Magenta (Blue's Clues)
- Mailbox (Blue's Clues)
- Joshua Dela Cruz
- Hallucinations
- Mental Hospitals
- Straightjackets
- Childhood Trauma
- Mild Age Regression
- Playgrounds
- Fantasy
- Bilingual Character(s)
- Filipino Character
- The Present Store (Blue's Clues)
- The Thinking Chair (Blue's Clues)
- Dreamscapes
- Mental Institutions
- Psychologists & Psychiatrists
- Therapy
- Non-Consensual Drug Use
- Tasers
- Unconsciousness
- Mother-Son Relationship
- Mommy Issues
- Loss of Trust
- Attempted Seduction
- Near Death Experiences
- Attempted Sexual Assault
- Anxiety Attacks
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Unresolved Sexual Tension
- Sexual Coercion
- Psychological Trauma
- Long-Term Hospital Stays
- Visitation
- Going Home
- Healthy Coping Mechanisms
- Crying
- Slow To Update
- Storybook World (Blue’s Clues and You)
Language:

English

Words:

1,110

Chapters:

1/?

Kudos:

9

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

187
Ground Control to Major Tom - Number Five x Starship Dolores by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
29 Nov 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Dolores/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Number Five | The Boy & Klaus Hargreeves
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Number Four | The Seance (Umbrella Academy)
- Aidan Gallagher
- Klaus Hargreeves
- Luther Hargreeves (mentioned)
- Vanya/Viktor Hargreeves (Mentioned)
- Dolores (Umbrella Academy)
- Star Trek References
- Star Wars References
- Inspired by Fanfiction
- Pink Floyd References
- References to David Bowie
- Outer Space
- Alternate Universe
- Pon Farr
- Ripping off Every Good Sc-Fi to Date
- Cryogenics
- Alternate Universe - Space Opera
- Alternate Universe - Science Fiction
- Drunk Number Five | The Boy
- Military Science Fiction
- Colonization
- Artificial Intelligence
- Androids
- Work In Progress
Summary

Yes, I will finish this eventually.

Language:

English

Words:

4,605

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

6

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

112
Helmut Zemo x reader Drabbles by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Nov 2022
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Helmut Zemo/Reader
- Daniel Brühl/Reader
- Helmut Zemo
- James "Bucky" Barnes
- Sam Wilson (Marvel)
- Sarah Wilson (Marvel)
- Reader
- Cross-Posted on Wattpad
- Bars and Pubs
- nightclubs
- Alcohol
- Crying
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- borderline platonic
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- lilac
- Madripoor (Marvel)
- Sokovia (Marvel)
- Mutant Powers
- Were-Creatures
- Full Moon
- Living Together
- Pain
- Body Horror
- Supernatural Elements
- Animal Transformation
- Blood
- Vomiting
- Hunters & Hunting
- Orphaned Adult
- Dirty Jokes
- cottages
- Walks In The Woods
- Fairy Tale Elements
- Europe
- Literature
- Fantasy
- Hangover
- Implied Sexual Content
- Domestic Fluff
- Hotels
- Young Helmut Zemo
- Alternate Universe - 1990s
- Pillow Talk
- Wintertime
Summary

Helmut Zemo x reader drabbles for everyone's favorite Sokovian beba.
Reader uses she/her, they/them or he/him depending on the chapter fic, but most are she/her.

Language:

English

Words:

4,161

Chapters:

3/?

Kudos:

43

Hits:

942
Like Father, Like Son by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Nov 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Number Five | The Boy & Klaus Hargreeves
- Klaus Hargreeves/David "Dave" Katz
- Klaus Hargreeves/Original Female Character(s)
- Number Five | The Boy/Kenny (Umbrella Academy)
- Dolores/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Claire & Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Number Five | The Boy & The Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy
- Klaus Hargreeves
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Reginald Hargreeves
- Original Parent Characters
- Allison Hargreeves
- Diego Hargreeves
- Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
- Ben Hargreeves
- Kenny (Umbrella Academy)
- Dolores (Umbrella Academy)
- Claire (Umbrella Academy)
- David "Dave" Katz
- Family Feels
- Adopted Sibling Relationship
- Adoption
- Number Five | The Boy-centric
- Hurt Klaus Hargreeves
- Alternate Universe
- Single Parents
- Childhood Trauma
- Parent-Child Relationship
- Running Away
- Implied/Referenced Underage Sex
- Underage Drinking
- Angst and Feels
- Alternate Universe - Different Powers
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Teenage Klaus Hargreeves
- Teen Angst
- Seizures
- Canon Gay Relationship
- lots of fluff
- Family Fluff
- Dysfunctional Family
- Father-Son Relationship
- Eating Disorders
- Underage Kissing
- Denial
- Alternate Timelines
- Work In Progress
- Number Five | The Boy Has Panic Attacks
- Number Five | The Boy Has Issues
- Delores is a Doll
Language:

English

Words:

7,639

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

27

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

1,145
Our Lady of Sorrows Home for the Mentally Ill and Decrepit by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake)

Fandoms: Bandom
15 Nov 2022
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Frank Iero/Jamia Nestor
- Lindsey Ballato/Gerard Way
- Frank Iero & Ray Toro & Gerard Way & Mikey Way
- Frank Iero & Bert McCracken
- Bert McCracken/Gerard Way
- Josh Dun/Brendon Urie
- Josh Dun/Tyler Joseph
- Jenna Joseph/Tyler Joseph
- Josh Dun/Jenna Joseph/Tyler Joseph/Debby Ryan
- Billie Joe Armstrong/Mike Dirnt/Tré Cool
- Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz
- Awsten Knight & Geoff Wigington & Otto Wood
- Brendon Urie & Dallon Weekes
- jamia nestor & lindsey ballato
- Frank Iero
- Gerard Way
- Mikey Way
- Ray Toro
- Bert McCracken
- Jepha Howard
- Tyler Joseph
- Josh Dun
- Awsten Knight
- Geoff Wigington
- Otto Wood
- Billie Joe Armstrong
- Tré Cool
- Mike Dirnt
- Dominic Harrison - Character
- Jamia Nestor
- Lindsey Ballato
- Jenna Joseph
- Debby Ryan
- Patrick Stump
- Pete Wentz
- Ronnie Radke
- Bob Bryar
- Tyson Ritter
- Brendon Urie
- Dallon Weekes
- asylum AU
- Mental Hospitals
- Drugs
- Mental Institutions
- Implied Childhood Sexual Abuse
- Heavy Angst
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Suicide Attempt
- Eating Disorders
- Schizophrenia
- Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags
- Anxiety Disorder
- Selectively Mute Mikey Way
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- Therapy
- Self-Harm
- Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued
Language:

English

Words:

5,187

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

1

Hits:

162
Experiment Number Five by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
13 Nov 2022
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy) & Reader
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Reader
- Reginald Hargreeves
- Dolores (Umbrella Academy)
- Aidan Gallagher
- Human Experimentation
- Unethical Experimentation
- Genetic Engineering
- Accelerated Aging
- Childhood Trauma
- Medical Trauma
- Parent-Child Relationship
- Mother-Son Relationship
- Child Abuse
- Needles
- Mild Blood
- Medical Procedures
- Laboratories
- Science Experiments
- Running Away
- Repressed Memories
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Coming of Age
- Psychic Abilities
- Alternate Universe - Different Powers
- Alternate Universe - Science Fiction
- Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
- Tears
- Overprotective
- Isolation
- Homeschooling
- Number Five | The Boy Has Panic Attacks
- Brain Surgery
- Lobotomy
- Anesthesia
- Memory Loss
- Dissociative Identity Disorder
- Mental Breakdown
- Loss of Trust
- Self-Acceptance
- Domestic Fluff
- Mental Health Issues
- Healing
- Meet the Family
- Secret Children
- Adoption
- Illegal Activities
- Physical Therapy
- Single Parents
- Stressed Number Five | The Boy
- PTSD
- The Other Hargreeves Show Up Eventually
Language:

English

Words:

3,530

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

13

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

860
My Delores, Number Five x human Delores by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
03 Nov 2022
Tags
- Major Character Death
- Delores/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Delores (Umbrella Academy)
- Human Delores (Umbrella Academy)
- Number Five | The Boy-centric
- Young Number Five | The Boy
- Fluff and Angst
- Hurt No Comfort
- Child Loss
- Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
- Implied/Referenced Sex
- Non-Explicit Sex
- Underage Kissing
- Underage Drinking
- Smoking
- Depression
- Isolation
- Post-Apocalypse
- Time Travel
- Childbirth
- Heavy Drinking
- Angst and Tragedy
- Amputation
- Muteness
- Falling In Love
- Sad and Sweet
- First Love
- Alternate Timelines
- Dark
- Teen Pregnancy
- Illnesses
- Death
- Disabled Character
- Melancholy
- Grief/Mourning
- Intimacy
- Forehead Kisses
- Loss of Virginity
- Love Bites
- Unplanned Pregnancy
- Morning Sickness
- Angst and Romance
- Survival
- Dystopia
- Living Together
- Sharing Body Heat
- Newborn
- Tearjerker
- Emotional Hurt
- Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
- Late Night Conversations
- Kissing
- Five Cries
- Tags Contain Spoilers
- One of My Favorites
- no beta we die like ben
- One True Pairing
- Best Friends
- Friends to Lovers
Summary

If only his siblings knew the half of it, what he'd lost, out there, what he'd buried and had to leave behind in that terrible wasteland of a future.
Dolores was a real breathing woman Five brought back from the brink of death, the only other person left alive in the future. He'd fallen so deeply and wholly in love, he nearly forgot how alone he was, for a time.
That all changed one terrible night.

Language:

English

Words:

7,992

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

88

Bookmarks:

11

Hits:

1,299
The Daughter of Two Stans (messy first draft) by Veronica R (Distracted_Milkshake)

Fandoms: Gravity Falls
22 Oct 2022
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Stan Pines/Original Female Character(s)
- Ford Pines/Original Female Character(s)
- Stan Pines/Joanne Josephine Gables/Ford Pines
- Ford Pines & Stan Pines
- Dipper Pines & Ford Pines & Mabel Pines & Stan Pines
- Dipper Pines & Mabel Pines
- Bill Cipher & Ford Pines
- Bill Cipher/Omega
- Sophia Pines/Omega
- Original Demon Character(s)/Original Female Character(s)
- Stan Pines
- Ford Pines
- Fiddleford H. McGucket
- Dipper Pines
- Mabel Pines
- Original Pines Character(s)
- Sophia Pines
- Joanne Josephine Gables
- Omega
- Bill Cipher
- Caryn Romanoff Pines
- Sherman "Shermie" Pines
- Filbrick Pines
- The Pines Family (Gravity Falls)
- Tate McGucket
- Sexual Content
- nothing graphic
- Mildly Dubious Consent
- Heartbreak
- Trauma
- Pregnancy and Birth
- Mentions of WWII
- light alcohol and drug use
- Childhood abandonment
- Possession
- Character Death
- Blood and Injury
- Emotional Baggage
- PTSD
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Drug Use
- Dream Demon
- Love Triangles
- Seizures
- Intrusive Thoughts
- Suicide Attempt
- Demonic Possession
- Satanic Obsession
- Young Love
- Childhood Friends
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Cotton Candy (Food)
- Ferris Wheels
- Moving On
- Birthmarks
- Growing Up
- Mental Health Issues
- Living Proof
- Flashbacks
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Family Fluff
- Walks In The Woods
- Break Up
- Getting Back Together
- Marriage Proposal
- Self-Acceptance
- Falling In Love
- Not Canon Compliant
- Timeline What Timeline
- Childhood Sweethearts
- Self-Harm
- Angst and Feels
- Medication
- Addiction
Summary

Not to be read as incest, but it isn’t like I can stop you
For those curious:
Ford: demisexual biromantic
Stan: polysexual panromantic
Joanne: heterosexual biromantic
Sophia: asexual demiromantic
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Playlist:
Part 1.
AJR - Weak
John Lennon - Imagine
Twenty One Pilots - Tear in My Heart
Duran Duran - Come Undone
Simon and Garfunkel - The Boxer
Bruce Springsteen - 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)
Despache Mode - Just Can't Get Enough
Waterparks - Stupid for You
Tommy - Crimson Clover
Part 2.
TheFatRat - The Calling
Yungblud - Medication
Panic! at the Disco - House of Memories
Au/Ra - Panic Room
Saves the Day - Cars and Calories
David Bowie - Love is Lost
Cavetown - This is Home
Gerard Way - Don't Try
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Umbrella Academy x reader Drabbles by Distracted_Milkshake

Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
18 Oct 2022
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- Diego Hargreeves/Reader
- Ben Hargreeves/Reader
- Allison Hargreeves/Reader
- Luther Hargreeves/Reader
- Klaus Hargreeves/Reader
- Number Five | The Boy/Reader
- Vanya Hargreeves/Reader
- Diego Hargreeves
- Ben Hargreeves
- Allison Hargreeves
- Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
- Luther Hargreeves
- Klaus Hargreeves
- Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
- Reader
- Background & Cameo Characters
- Original Characters
- Fluff
- Domestic Fluff
- Pre-Transition Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
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- Kissing
- Fluff and Angst
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Nightmares
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Reader Has Powers
- Blood and Torture
- Childhood Trauma
- Tentacles
- No Tentacle Sex
- Explicit Language
- Pet Names
- Protective Allison Hargreeves
- Ben Hargreeves Lives
- Diego Hargreeves is Bad at Feelings
- Soft Luther Hargreeves
- Sober Klaus Hargreeves
- Sad and Sweet
- Developing Relationship
- Romance
- Coffee Shops
- Sharing Clothes
- Ass-Kicking
- Sharing a Bed
- Movie Night
- Mentions of Sex
- Polyamory
- No Incest
- No Underage Sex
- Childhood Sweethearts
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- Seven Minutes In Heaven Game
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- Enemies to Friends to Lovers
- Pregnancy
- Miscarriage
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- Number Five | The Boy Has Issues
- Family Drama
- Alternate Universe - No Sparrow Academy (Umbrella Academy)
- Work In Progress
- Mild Sexual Content
- Alternate Universe - No Powers
- Mutual Pining
- Season/Series 01
- Comfort
- Headaches & Migraines
- Road Trips
- no beta we die like ben
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Fluffy x readers for all the wonderful Hargreeves siblings of the Umbrella Academy! Comments and kudos are appreciated, along with any suggestions or requests, I'll do my best!
Characters I'll write for:
Diego Hargreeves
Ben Hargreeves
Allison Hargreeves
Vanya Hargreeses
Luther Hargreeses (sparingly)
Klaus Hargreeves
Five Hargreeves
Eudora Patch
Lila Pitts
Kid!Umbrellas and alternate universes, no powers, villains, and loads of other stuff too <3

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I Killed Death...And Took His Place - a short Ronnie Radke fic by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake)

Fandoms: Falling in Reverse
18 Oct 2022
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- Major Character Death
- Ronnie Radke
- Death - Character
- Grim Reaper
- Death
- Afterlife
- Grim Reaper - Freeform
- Immortality
- Lost Soul
- Mentions of drugs
- Mentions of Suicide
- Attempted Suicide
- Underworld
- angel of death - Freeform
- Fallen Angels
- Redemption
- Penance - Freeform
- Self Loathing
- Heaven and Hell
- Religion-Freeform
- Christian Themes
- Christianity
- Short One Shot
- Tags May Change
- may write more
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Die a Little - The Lonely Ones by Distracted2004 (Distracted_Milkshake)

Fandoms: Yungblud (Musician)
14 Oct 2022
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- Dominic Harrison | Yungblud
- Alternate Universe - Science Fiction
- Mutant Powers
- Teen Angst
- Hurt No Comfort
- Killing
- Out of Body Experiences
- Graphic Description of Corpses
- Blood and Gore
- Blood and Violence
- Non-Consensual Drug Use
- Aliens
- Running Away
- Dominic has adhd
- Neurodiversity
- Possessive Behavior
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