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    Renowned chef Sandor Clegane is 'the mean judge' on The Great Westerosi Bake Off. He hates soggy bottoms, flaccid gingerbread housing, doughy bread, and doesn't the nation know it? Sansa Stark is an amateur cake lover who is just thrilled to be taking part - it's all so exciting to be thrust into the giddy competition with eleven other hopefuls!

    Things do not go according to plan; as everyone knows, lemon drizzle cakes can be most contentious.

    Will Yara's innuendo finally be too much? Will Olenna's machinations raise her grandson to glory? Will Ramsay kill everyone with a sharpened spatula? Is Cersei really that drunk all the damned time? Can Podrick's adorableness break Twitter? Who will be crowned King or Queen of the Tent? Let's bake.

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    04 Oct 2024

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    16 Jun 2023

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    Hannibal Lecter, a famous celebrity chef, has a wildly successful show where he will visit failing restaurants and try to fix their many flaws. It's a difficult job. This season is no different; Hannibal is dealing with an arrogant owner, an apathetic head chef, and a kitchen staff who seem well aware of the disaster they all work in.

    But something seems... off. The owner and the head chef are both hiding something, and Hannibal is determined to get to the bottom of the matter.

    All in a way that makes for good television, of course.

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    AKA a Kitchen Nightmares AU.

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    02 Oct 2022

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    ‘ “We’ll take you to our favorite ice cream shop,” Daichi tells Suga. “It’s not fancy, but it’s really good.”

    Suga waves a hand over himself, his soft, frayed shorts, and plain white t-shirt. “I was really hoping for fancy, Daichi, so I don’t know if this is going to work out.”

    Daichi laughs, that warm rumble that starts in his belly, and Suga thanks all of his lucky stars that he’s walking through this nothing town right now, with this boy who is definitely something.’

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    The summer before his senior year of high school, Suga is grounded, stuck in a small town he doesn’t know, with no friends, no plans for the break, and no end in sight. Then, as luck would have it, he meets Daichi.

    Suddenly, it’s a big town, and an even bigger world, with the open sky up above—and someone for Suga to reach out and touch it with, before the long train ride back home.

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    01 Jun 2020

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    "Koushi-" Oh, oh his name sounds so good on Daichi's lips. "-you're going into heat."

    (Suga is supposed to be a beta, but then a heat hits him and, well, that sure makes things interesting between him and Daichi)

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    31 May 2020