181 - 194 of 194 Bookmarks by ElephantSadness
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
A Lesson in Wooing (With a Little Help from William Shakespeare) by discoveries
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)
11 Aug 2017
Tags
Summary
Alec, having completed his term paper yet unable to sleep, decides to stand on the fire escape of his brownstone apartment to wind down. Enter a drunk Magnus Bane, who sees the opportunity to re-enact Shakespeare's most iconic scene and seizes it, intent on wooing the attractive man above him.
“But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east and Juliet is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her maid art far more fair than she.”Bookmarked by ElephantSadness
14 Aug 2017
-
maybe you'd better ask CAPTAIN ROGERS why I'm not talking to him by lazulisong for coinin
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Aug 2014
Tags
Summary
Bucky's face hadn't changed, but Steve's jaw was sticking out at a angle best described as 'mulish'.
"Okay," said Sam, taking a fortifying drink of his coffee. "You guys gonna use words any time soon, or do I tattle to Nat?"
Series
- Part 2 of sam deserves better than these assholes
-
Think of This as Solving Problems (That Should Never Have Occurred) by Sineala for CSHfic
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Avengers (Comics)
26 Dec 2015
Tags
Summary
No one knows Tony is Iron Man. Then Tony gets amnesia, and literally no one knows Tony is Iron Man.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,216
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 790
- Kudos:
- 7,608
- Bookmarks:
- 2,435
- Hits:
- 129,252
Bookmarked by ElephantSadness
01 Aug 2017
-
We've Got to Stop Meeting Like This by Captainwittyoneliner
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)
08 Apr 2015
Tags
Summary
“Esquire,” Darcy Lewis, intern to Doctor Jane Foster, assistant to Pepper Potts, and all around good gal adds.
“Esquire,” the man named Steve Rogers concedes with a nod and a grin. The Winter Soldier doesn’t think ‘esquire’ is actually part of her title. Bucky Barnes adds it on in their head anyway.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,888
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 433
- Kudos:
- 6,474
- Bookmarks:
- 1,265
- Hits:
- 81,207
Bookmarked by ElephantSadness
31 Jul 2017
-
A Different Kind of Mask by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Apr 2015
Tags
Summary
“So, you remember the plan, right?” Matt whispered. The sirens in the distance picked up, the sounds of the police officers on foot growing louder.
“You’re blind and I’m just a scared teenager,” Peter said back, nodding. “Got it.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,404
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 84
- Comments:
- 510
- Kudos:
- 44,793
- Bookmarks:
- 6,920
- Hits:
- 299,192
Bookmarked by ElephantSadness
31 Jul 2017
-
Saturday Is Haircut Day by Nemhaine42
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
09 May 2015
Tags
Summary
'Laugardagr' is just the Asgardian word for Saturday, it turns out. But it's also Haircut Day, for Bucky and Darcy too.
Bookmarked by ElephantSadness
28 Jul 2017
-
Tags
Summary
"You want me," Magnus says, "to pretend to be your boyfriend."
He sounds wholly unimpressed, and Alec has a moment of panic when he hears it out loud.
"Yes," he says. "Temporarily."
"You want me to fake date you," Magnus says flatly. It's not even a question, but more a way of really driving the point home about how dumb the idea is.
"Pretty much."
Magnus narrows his eyes.
"You do realize that this never works out well in movies, right?" he says. "Ever."
Alec feels a distinct sense of embarrassment creep up now.
"Look, I―"
"Ever."-
Alec has come out, but that doesn't stop his parents from their continuous attempts to set him up with a nice shadowhunter girl. So, what better way to finally get them off his back, than to say he has a boyfriend? Problem solved. Except they now apparently want to meet this guy, who doesn't exist. Thankfully, Magnus Bane -- who encouraged Alec to come out in the first place, and whose silent crush on Alec is just as bad as Alec's crush on him -- is more than happy to help. Even if the night doesn't end up going entirely as planned.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,504
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 159
- Kudos:
- 2,791
- Bookmarks:
- 542
- Hits:
- 33,370
Bookmarked by ElephantSadness
24 Jul 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Clint and Darcy (probably) (eventually) fall in love after Clint (probably) pushes a bad guy out a window and Darcy (eventually) gets his number.
“Is that—are people shooting at you? Or are you shooting at people?”
“Yes.”
“Then why did you answer your phone?”
“Well, it was you.”
Series
- Part 20 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
Bookmarked by ElephantSadness
21 Jul 2017
-
Extreme Bird-Watching by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
07 Oct 2015
Tags
Summary
(Or: The Avengers Have Too Many Bird Names)
When Darcy woke up, she found herself locked in a cell, half-blind without her glasses, and wearing a camisole and Captain America boxers.
Series
- Part 3 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
Bookmarked by ElephantSadness
21 Jul 2017
Bookmarker's Notes
Best line: "When, after nearly ten minutes, he began to repeat himself, she stood on her seat and poured the water on his head."
-
Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) by Stella_Malodi
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), X-Men (Movies)
08 Jun 2016
Summary
The point of this series is to come up with ridiculous Soulmark words and then write the context. Basically, I like to imagine them growing up and wondering how their words will EVER make any kind of sense.
I might write another similar series for other pairings, but this one is ShieldShock.I've decided to make this one open to all pairings. Because why not.- Words:
- 41,820
- Works:
- 27
- Bookmarks:
- 1,088
Bookmarked by ElephantSadness
21 Jul 2017
-
Inappropriate Knitting by Stella_Malodi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
02 Dec 2015
Tags
Summary
(Or: In Which Darcy Sows Chaos And Pulls Out Her Knitting)
“Ooh, you’ve got a vein-thingy on your temple. I didn’t know that could happen in real life. You should probably see a doctor or something.”
Captain Eyepatch actually growled!
“Chill out, dude. To answer your questions, I’m Darcy Lewis, Scientist Wrangler extraordinaire. I’m in your office because I was looking for wayward scientists, and I was knitting because you were busy yelling at each other.” She paused thoughtfully, then added, “Also, I find it amusing to knit at somewhat inappropriate times.”
Series
- Part 8 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
-
The Cheese Sandwich Conspiracy by parabuttai
Fandoms: Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, Shadowhunters (TV)
11 May 2016
Tags
Summary
Magnus was only planning to pick up his adopted daughter, Clary from School. He wasn't planning on asking hot, single-parent Alec out. The kids have other plans.
-
Darcy's Dinosaurs by Stella_Malodi for NuttyDounuts14
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types
27 Apr 2016
Tags
Summary
Or: In Which Darcy Has One Soulmark And Many Soulmates
“I always give my dinosaurs to people who say my Words, even when I don’t say theirs back. It’s sort of a tradition. This one is named Emma.”
“Emma? Like Emma Watson?”
“No, like Emma Woodhouse, the Austen heroine.”
Clint paused for a long moment, and when he spoke, there was an odd note in his voice. “The Gwyneth Paltrow one? With the bow and arrow?”
Series
- Part 22 of Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,402
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 485
- Kudos:
- 7,345
- Bookmarks:
- 1,486
- Hits:
- 86,988
Bookmarked by ElephantSadness
06 Jul 2017
-
The Things I Want to Say to You Get Lost Before They Come by joyce for Alashandra
Fandoms: Toby Daye - Seanan McGuire
17 Dec 2012
Tags
Summary
A short peek into Tybalt's head. This is for every time I've wanted to shriek at Toby "Are you really this dense?"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,489
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 17
- Kudos:
- 106
- Bookmarks:
- 14
- Hits:
- 1,451
Bookmarked by ElephantSadness
04 Jul 2017