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    “He’s not gonna figure anything out because there’s not a single circuit firing in that pretty little head of his.”

    Soulmate mark AU in which Swindle takes advantage of their common sparkmate marks to make a mark of Blurr, but then it goes too well.

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    UPDATED TWICE A MONTH: Either Friday or Saturday.
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    Sam...wasn't doing so well.

    Sam hadn't been doing well for a long, long time, actually.

    Something happened in Egypt, he's sure of it, but he somehow finds himself 17 again right before he met Bumblebee and the rest of the Autobots.

    Except...it doesn't happen. The Autobots never come and he has to get on with his life.

    60 years later, however, they do come for him; is it too late? Why is everything so different...yet somehow the same?

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    “Query: why does the Terran attempt to protect Megatron?” Soundwave questioned her. “Twitch Malto does not know Megatron. The real Megatron.”

    “Because he is Mum’s friend!” Twitch snapped back at the Audiobot. “Because he is my friend! Don’t act like you know him!”

    Soundwave was silent for a long moment. He was silent for so long that Twitch began to think he had slipped into some weird stasis but Soundwave responded to her accusation abruptly.

    “Soundwave thought he knew Megatron,” he replied and Twitch swore that the Decepticon sounded bitter, hurt even. “Soundwave did not.”

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    A chance encounter with Soundwave leaves Megatron in a serious condition, his mind shattered and trapped in his past as D16. With Ratchet on Cybertron, his only hope to ever recover is the illusive Knock-Out who disappeared after defecting from the Decepticons years before the war ended. Someone who only Megatron himself could find.

    Deep scars begin to be reopened as the consequences of a foolish and rash decision.

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  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    “You know,” Impactor says thoughtfully, “for someone who’s supposed to be the new ‘softer’ Duly Appointed Enforcer of Tyrest crappy Accord, I expected a bit more diplomacy. Maybe a bribe. A little incentive to get me talking.”

    This mecha—

    “Fine,” Fortress mutters, already regretting all he has done to end in this situation. “What do you might possibly want, Impactor?”

    Impactor scans him again, and this time his gaze lingers—pointedly—lower.

    “I want you to sit on my face.”

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    Fortress Maximus and Impactor fuck.

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    Starscream had never expected the Battle over the Space bridge to turn out how it did. He had also never expected to end up staying with Ratchet and Knockout in Canada.

    The thing he really, really never expected though, was to grow fond of the human child he had brought back after a walk in the woods.

    He was happy. Things were good.

    Too bad good things never last for him.

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