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    UPDATED TWICE A MONTH: Either Friday or Saturday.
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    Sam...wasn't doing so well.

    Sam hadn't been doing well for a long, long time, actually.

    Something happened in Egypt, he's sure of it, but he somehow finds himself 17 again right before he met Bumblebee and the rest of the Autobots.

    Except...it doesn't happen. The Autobots never come and he has to get on with his life.

    60 years later, however, they do come for him; is it too late? Why is everything so different...yet somehow the same?

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    11 Dec 2025

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    “Query: why does the Terran attempt to protect Megatron?” Soundwave questioned her. “Twitch Malto does not know Megatron. The real Megatron.”

    “Because he is Mum’s friend!” Twitch snapped back at the Audiobot. “Because he is my friend! Don’t act like you know him!”

    Soundwave was silent for a long moment. He was silent for so long that Twitch began to think he had slipped into some weird stasis but Soundwave responded to her accusation abruptly.

    “Soundwave thought he knew Megatron,” he replied and Twitch swore that the Decepticon sounded bitter, hurt even. “Soundwave did not.”

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    A chance encounter with Soundwave leaves Megatron in a serious condition, his mind shattered and trapped in his past as D16. With Ratchet on Cybertron, his only hope to ever recover is the illusive Knock-Out who disappeared after defecting from the Decepticons years before the war ended. Someone who only Megatron himself could find.

    Deep scars begin to be reopened as the consequences of a foolish and rash decision.

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    11 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    “You know,” Impactor says thoughtfully, “for someone who’s supposed to be the new ‘softer’ Duly Appointed Enforcer of Tyrest crappy Accord, I expected a bit more diplomacy. Maybe a bribe. A little incentive to get me talking.”

    This mecha—

    “Fine,” Fortress mutters, already regretting all he has done to end in this situation. “What do you might possibly want, Impactor?”

    Impactor scans him again, and this time his gaze lingers—pointedly—lower.

    “I want you to sit on my face.”

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    Fortress Maximus and Impactor fuck.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Starscream had never expected the Battle over the Space bridge to turn out how it did. He had also never expected to end up staying with Ratchet and Knockout in Canada.

    The thing he really, really never expected though, was to grow fond of the human child he had brought back after a walk in the woods.

    He was happy. Things were good.

    Too bad good things never last for him.

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    07 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    I was working on a five-and-one for Keferon's Spellbound AU and, uh, overestimated my ability to finish six whole fics before the plot progressed enough to make me need to scream about other things. But Keferon expressed interest anyway, so I offered a choice of things that were finished or finished-enough.

    Keferon chose the smut.

    So!

    While wandering around the wilds of Cybertron, Blurr and Shockwave tumble into some puffball mushrooms whose spores have... interesting effects. They proceed to take ages to do anything about it, because when one of you has all the power in the relationship and the other has enough self-image issues to count as self-image volumes, a surprising amount of negotiation is required.

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    05 Dec 2025