Femalefonzie
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A shortage of suppressants in Hell means that Vox is going to be enduring a heat for the first time in years. Who better than the Vees' resident pimp to help him through it? Afterall, the last thing they need is for someone to complicate the situation with "feelings" and Val was the best at keeping love and lust separate. Until now.
TLDR; Valentino plays himself.
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Leaves From The Vine by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
25 Jan 2023
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Leonardo tucks his kids into bed before heading out on one last mission at the behest of his brother. Six years later, his family are still trying to pick up the pieces. Especially his children who are still not convinced that their father is dead...
Or; Splinter, unfortunately, has far too much in common with his grandchildren.
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Decades after they parted ways, the students of Max Schneider's first class at Gravedale High get together at their alma mater for a reunion.
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Alloy Repulsion by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Marvel, Next Avengers, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Avengers Assemble (Cartoon), Wolverine and the X-Men (Cartoon), Wolverine and the X-Men - All Media Types
10 Apr 2022
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After defeating Ultron, the Next Avengers are hard at work clearing the city of his remaining forces when Francis' health takes a turn for the worse. Tormented by migraines throughout the day and nightmares whenever he tries to sleep, Francis begins to worry that he's loosing his mind. And then he wakes up in a place he's never been before surrounded by people he's never met who all seem to know every little thing about him. Confused and alone, Francis turns to the man who brought him there for answers, completely unaware that his team are searching for him back on what remains of the mainland.
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Fool's Gold by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
09 Aug 2021
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Sometime after dismantling the TVA and running off to forge a new life together with his newfound friends, Loki welcomes his first child into the world. Only she isn't what he was expecting.
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Helpless by Femalefonzie
Fandom: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken
14 Mar 2020
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Gifts From Above by Femalefonzie
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Nov 2019
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It was just a pipe dream to get alone time now; even when they were apart, they were still intertwined in some way because Dennis could hear every disgusting, whiny sound from whatever Grindr hook-up was there that night.
A stupid idea popped into his mind, so stupid he let out a small chuckle to himself.
Grindr was free; if he just signed up, he could get Mac out of the house for a hook-up, and have the persona ghost him after. Might give Dennis an hour or two to think; knowing Mac, he’d be dumb enough to wait that long in hopes of the guy showing up.
It was a dumb plan, just to get Mac out of the house for a night or two, give Dennis some much needed alone time. The way it spiraled out of control was unexpected; Dennis was always in control, of himself, of Mac, his emotions- He shouldn't be getting jealous over Mac's boyfriend that he created.
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07 Aug 2025
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Someone's been stealing Punk's food and Drew offers to be his personal bloodhound.
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09 May 2025
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This is absolutely a worst-case scenario for Seth Rollins.
There are very few people in this world he hates more than CM Punk. But he's not a monster - when the Second-City Saint goes into heat unexpectedly backstage, Seth (against his better judgement) agrees to handle the situation.
Help comes in unexpected forms and Drew isn't sure what to think when he finds himself wrapped back up in the problems of a man he tried to leave in the cell behind him.
All the while, Punk feels like an animal unable to control even his own thoughts.
As they dig themselves deeper and deeper into their holes, one question hangs over every head: how could this have ever even happened in the first place?
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28 Apr 2025
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Worldwide Waters Entente by MeatCircusMondays
Fandom: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment
06 Apr 2025
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The WWE has more than one royal family.
A/B/O pseudo-historical fantasy AU, largely character-driven, vibes over plot. Have fun!
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27 Apr 2025
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Stone continues to show incompetence, surely this will work to keep him in line.
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- Part 2 of Training - Stobotnik
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04 Mar 2025