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Like Real People Do by third_crow for barelyevenhere
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jan 2023
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“Could I get a name for the order?” Marlene asked.
“Serious,” the man replied. “Like the star,” he clarified, and Remus mentally scratched out 'Serious' and rewrote 'Sirius' in his head.
“The… star?” Marlene asked, her pen hovering over the cup as she hesitated.
“S-I-R-I-U-S,” Remus said. He stocked croissants into the display case, not looking up. “The Dog Star,” he added, “brightest star in the sky, actually. Visible from both hemispheres.” When he looked over, the man– Sirius– seemed surprised, his eyebrows raised as Remus spoke, and when Remus finished, he blinked a few times before smiling lopsidedly.
“Er– yeah,” he breathed a laugh. “That.” There was a baby on his hip. Somehow, it had taken Remus a second glance to notice that.
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Or, Remus works as a barista and Sirius comes in every morning with the world's cutest baby, and man, these two just wrote the book on mutual pining, huh?
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- Part 1 of the coffee shop au
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- 3/3
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21 Dec 2025
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The war was over.
Or at least that’s what the papers said.
They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding.
Maybe they did.
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In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town.
It's super.
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- 29/29
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09 Oct 2025
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He was glad his mother had left him alone because him talking to a cat might push her to start strongly suggesting that he visit a mind healer again. Shrugging his shoulders Draco decided to embrace the madness. There were worse things than attributing human emotions and behaviors to random black alley cats.
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07 Oct 2025
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Moony and Padfoot are both well-known online streamers that meet in an Among Us lobby organized by Lily. They instantly connect with their quick banter and similar interests, even with a whole ocean between them.
Remus is alright with crushing on Sirius from afar. Until fans start shipping them and give them the name Wolfstar. Utterly ridiculous, of course. But why does Remus’ heart make a leap every time he thinks about it? And why, after countless hours on Discord calls, does he get the feeling that Sirius might feel the same?
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12 Aug 2025
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when Regulus is hit with a rogue spell that sends him back to a 6-year-old, Sirius is forced to face their adversities and grow past their animosity.
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- 10/10
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25 May 2025
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Public Bookmark 974
Mystery Work
Part of fics in jail
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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25 May 2025
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Oh, Have You Seen the Fairies Dance? by Aristocratic_Otter, KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
27 May 2022
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Simon's got a message to pass on to Baz, but Baz won't listen. So Simon follows Baz into the woods, where they accidentally run into a faerie fertility rite in progress and get more involved than they wanted to....
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24 Apr 2025
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“What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.
“Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”
A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”
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04 Jan 2025
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So This Is Christmas by KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
26 Dec 2019
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Simon Snow hasn't got a clue as to why he doesn't want to fight his vampire nemesis to the death. All he's got is a stupid plan to pretend that he and Baz are dating so that The Mage won't make them fight.
Baz Pitch has got an envelope bursting with money and a burning desire to enjoy whatever time he can with the boy he loves. What he hasn't got is any clue what goes through Simon's head.
The two form a truce and run away together for Christmas, eager to bask in the things the holiday ought to bring...while the threat of war breathes down their necks.Snow's blubbering stops short as he takes in the beauty of the hotel’s interior. The lighting is dim and warm, making the off-white walls gleam. The furnishings are wooden and well cared for, the polish immaculate. I can see several fireplaces at work with a cursory glance. Perhaps most lovely of all is the scent of fresh pine wafting from the various wreaths and garlands artfully hung about. There are little baubles and lights in them. I eagerly await evening, when the hotel surely becomes even cosier and dimmer—I’m certain the Christmas lights will look divine when twinkling in Snow’s eyes.
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12 Nov 2024
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Looking Glass by KrisRix for singerofsimplesongs
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
08 Jan 2020
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This time, Baz really is up to something—he's sneaking around the Weeping Tower and opening a mysterious door that definitely wasn't there before.
Simon and Penny follow him, naturally, and they're shocked to find a room overflowing with all sorts of books, clothes, and miscellany.
But the only thing Simon can focus on is the strange magickal mirror that keeps glinting at him knowingly....“Basil!” Penny calls before I have a chance to yell at him more. “Do you know what this mirror is?”
“Yes,” Baz calls back.
“Are you certain?”
“Yes, Bunce. I’m not a fool,” he groans. He picks up a book, turning it over in his hands before setting it back down. “Did you not see the inscription?”
“Oh, I see it. We read about this in Artefact Studies last year.”
“Exactly.” Baz checks another book, then moves on.
“What?” I say, loud enough Penny can hear me also. “What is it?”
“I thought it was only a myth,” Penny continues, completely ignoring me. “Why do you suppose it’s here?”Bookmarked by Flammablepitch
03 Nov 2024
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“Would a more kinaesthetic approach suffice, then?”
“A-are you suggesting grabbing my arse?”
“I’m suggesting, that since this seems to be a topic of great interest to you, Snow, I can charitably offer you a lesson in the basics.”
Snow unleashes an agitated groan. Merlin, I don’t know how the boy can manage to keep up such a froth for so long. (Though I’ve somehow managed to keep up an erection for this long, so I’m not one to speak on the matter of indecorous stamina.)
“You’ve never offered to tutor me in anything before!” he yammers.
“Precisely.” I curl my lip at him. “So don’t expect me to ever be so generous with my offers of elucidation ever again.”
Baz gets caught with a dildo up his arse, which results in an awkward conversation about the benefits of anal stimulation.
Simon is admittedly curious, and, well, so long as it's something straight blokes can enjoy too, there's no reason not to let Baz show him the ropes...right?- Language:
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04 Jun 2024
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Fuck the Wavering Wood by aralias for SHARKMARTINI, KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
01 Aug 2020
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The Humdrum never sends the same thing twice. This time, he sends sex pollen.
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- 20,779
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- 4/4
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- 213
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- 1,425
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04 Jun 2024
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Sweater Weather by lumosinlove
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sweater Weather - Lumosinlove
13 May 2021
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Remus works for the Gryffindor Lions as a physical trainer, and has been half in love with Sirius Black, the Lions' heartthrob captain, for a while now, but he never expected Sirius to return the feelings. Read if you like cute nicknames, slow burn, and pining. Yep. That's it.
There's some nice OC's of mine in here, too, please don't take them, thanks!
(If you want to see more of this universe, check out 12 Days of Ficmas 2020 in my listed works. These characters also appear (in a very situations) in my work Relic Keel, along with some new OCs)
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- Part 1 of Sweater Weather & Vaincre
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- 156,108
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- 23/23
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- 35
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20 Feb 2024
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At the speed of light by shushu_yaoi_lj
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
15 Oct 2023
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The bell goes ding, and I close my eyes. I hear the scraping sound of the chair in front of me. I inhale deeply as I try to mentally prepare for another five-minute-slot of pure agony as another imbecile tries and fails to seduce me.
“I’m an arsonist,” I declare, my well-rehearsed opening line to discourage the next loser.
“Nah, I reckon you’re just an arse,” the stranger in front of me replies.
I finally open my eyes, and my vision is filled with a mass of bronze curls, freckles and moles. He’s sitting there with his legs spread wide, jutting his chin out and waiting for me to say something, a dare in his blue eyes. I try to ignore the fact that he’s a fucking wet dream come true and raise my left eyebrow at him. He’s not even wearing a pin to signal who he might be interested in.
And he just called me an arse.Bookmarked by Flammablepitch
03 Nov 2023
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Sugar, We're Going Down Swingin by PrettyGoodOdds
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Apr 2024
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Baz's dreams come true when his crush Simon Snow is traded to his hockey team. Or is it a living nightmare?
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- Part 1 of Puck Around & Find Out
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- 14/14
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28 Oct 2023
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
- Language:
- English
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- 526,969
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- 188/188
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- 50,572
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- 322,516
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05 Oct 2023
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Restoration Ecology by aralias for SHARKMARTINI
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Feb 2022
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Simon has never forgiven Baz for ruining his life at the start of eighth year. He’d hoped never to see Baz again. Ever. But when Baz applies for a position on the Coven, it’s impossible not to hire him. So – now, they’re working together. And as much as Simon wants to continue hating Baz, the dead spots between them are starting to heal …
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- English
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- 51,073
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 630
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- 1,028
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- 269
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26 Sep 2023
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Parenting Is the Real Magic by Rozavie
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Sep 2023
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Baz Grimm-Pitch wants to be a father, but he's not sure if his husband Simon Snow feels the same way. When Simon agrees to look into adopting from a new magickal orphanage in the countryside, the couple dives headfirst into (hopefully) becoming parents.
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26 Sep 2023
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“I glance at the cup before I raise it to my lips, and one eyebrow goes up when I see what ridiculous insult he’s written on the cup today.”
Every day Baz comes in to get coffee, and every day he finds a new insult on his cup.
- Language:
- English
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- 19,280
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 1
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- 202
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- 4,245
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24 Sep 2023
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“Cinderella soul mate — when you lose things it ends up with your soul mate.”
Simon's soul mate loses a book a day. Baz's soul mate never loses anything.
- Language:
- English
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- 12,974
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- 5/5
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23 Sep 2023