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Dee tries to explain to Dennis why he isn't getting laid lately - and what Mac has to do with it...
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AU where Scully never joined the FBI --
Mulder seeks guidance on a case at Melissa Scully's astrology shop and ends up meeting Dana... who doesn't approve of his use of FBI resources.
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This fic diverges from canon during The Art of Fuckery, when Stede interprets Izzy's challenge to a "fucking duel" considerably more literally than intended.
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- Part 3 of Inty's Our Flag Means Death Works
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Maybe it starts when Jim, with a mischievous smirk plastered onto their face, suggests an idea they have for a competition. Something that'll be really entertaining, for a few weeks at least. A way to finally get back at Izzy Hands for being an irritating bastard all this time.
"The idea is really very simple," Jim starts, "two people compete in order to win Izzy's affections. Whoever seduces Izzy the fastest wins."
Or: Stede and Edward lose a few games of rock, paper, scissors and ending up competing to see who can seduce Izzy quickest. Izzy, understandably, quickly becomes utterly baffled with everyone's behaviour.
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Post-episode 10, Stede brings his rescued crew to Spanish Jackie's, where he finds an unlikely ally in Izzy Hands. Together, they agree to find Ed, and end up growing closer than either imagined.
Stede reached out, as if to run his fingers over Izzy’s scar, but thought better of it and pulled his hand away. “You, me, and Ed all have the same scar,” he observed. “Funny, you gave me mine, I gave Ed his, and he gave you yours. It makes a circle, like Ouroboros eating his own tail.”
This is centered on Izzy/Stede, leading up to eventual Stede/Izzy/Ed.
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“Quite the pickle you’ve gotten yourself in, mate.” Stede spoke unto the air, turning to look at his pale first mate. “I don’t like seeing you so poorly, you know?”
He began slowly approaching Izzy’s side, “even if you’re a bit rough around the edges… You’ve just had a hard go of it, haven't you?”
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down empty streets sniffing glue, me and you by ratcoffin69
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
13 Feb 2024
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June, 1992. Exactly when or how Dennis ended up like this - laying on the couch, looking up at the sharp jut of Ronnie’s chin, the underside of the attractive point of his long nose, so stoned he couldn’t sit up straight if he tried - he’s not sure, but he’s not complaining. When Ronnie’s other hand comes to rest squarely on his solar plexus, right underneath his ribcage, he feels like his body could melt into syrup and sink straight into the worn brown fabric of the sofa.
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- Part 1 of crack babies