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"Are you truly that desperate for someone to call you Daddy?"
It's meant to be mocking, if the cut-throat smile is anything to go by, but Kojiro feels every cell in his body immobilise, stopping him unnaturally still. Something shifts, tangible and suffocating; a moment with its own erratic heartbeat. And unexpectedly, Kojiro finds himself a competitor in a high-stakes staring contest.
Kaoru blinks first.
Cherry teases Joe after Miya calls him "Daddy". It has unintended consequences.
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21 Aug 2023
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A Long and Slow Recovery by wrennybunny
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2024
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The light still doesn't make sense against his eyes, but he thinks he remembers something like color. There is a lot of color around him, and he is able to discern white and black and a great deal of something else. It's a breathtaking splash of vivacity on a new canvas, where there had been no canvas at all for so many eternities. It is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.
Red, Xie Lian finally names it.
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In a disorienting turn of luck, Xie Lian is rescued from State Preceptor Fangxin's coffin. He recovers his other senses in good time, but his sight is taking longer to return—decades with no exposure to light have weakened his capacity for it.
His benefactor and worshiper, a wealthy and eccentric ghost named Hua Cheng, hasn't left his side for months.
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- 25/?
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07 Aug 2023
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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- Part 1 of The Simplest Way Forward
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- English
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- 8/8
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04 Aug 2023
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Your Hands on My Body by UndercityViktor
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
28 Feb 2022
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*Viktor voice* "I present to you...": A Modern AU with Jayce working as a physio and sports massage therapist after crashing out of medical school, and Viktor, who works at the university and researches and builds bionic prosthetics etc. After he is referred to Jayce for a sports massage, Viktor unwillingly goes and finds that it’s not as much hokum as he was expecting…
Chill Modern AU where everyone is pretty happy, and no one gets hurt and there's no big drama, just found family taking care of each other.
*Rating has gone up from Teen to Explicit, so please be mindful of that.*
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- 15,274
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- 4/4
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02 Aug 2023
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Are You Really My Soulmate? by Emerald_sealin
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
28 Jun 2023
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Jayce had always dreamed of the day he'd meet his soulmate, deeming it to be the most important day of his life.
Vi didn't think much of her soulmate. She figured meeting them or not would be like a lottery game.
Caitlyn feared meeting her soulmate, haunted by the fear that they would not be able to bear having to play the game of high society and would reject her.
Viktor didn't believe in soulmates. He thought it was something for the rich and the wealthy. Not for people like him.
Despite these conflicting ideals all four had been born with soulmarks so they knew one way or another meeting their soulmate was a possibility. But they never expected to meet them at the induction ceremony at their new school.
They also never expected for things to go....so horribly wrong.
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- 124,277
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- 14/14
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29 Jul 2023
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The war has not gone well for anyone. The Alliance has three months left before collapse. The Horde is not much better off. With neither victory or death as options, Sylvanas proposes an alternative. A treaty, to ease tensions and open borders, with a political hostage to ensure that both sides stay in line. A marriage with many political implications and Sylvanas would only accept one person. Jaina Proudmoore.
And Jaina Proudmoore made for the perfect hostage. If the Alliance moves wrong, Jaina dies. The Horde attacks, and Jaina reduces Orgrimmar to a wisp of a memory in the minds of children.
Of course, no one expected Sylvanas and Jaina to be anything more than uneasy partners with each other, least of all Sylvanas and Jaina...
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- Part 3 of Last Resort
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- English
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- 180,455
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- 52/52
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15 Jul 2023
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i'm the one for your fire by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Mar 2021
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Wei Ying, virgin and noted heterosexual, gets hit with a curse of an unusual nature on his 30th birthday: Through physical contact, he can read the minds of others around him.
Enter Lan Zhan, hot former rival and current coworker, whose true thoughts about Wei Ying are nothing like he expects.
(A loose Cherry Magic AU.)
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- 3/3
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10 Jul 2023
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paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2020
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To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.
He comes close, though.
By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.
What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.
“Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”
Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
(Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)- Language:
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09 Jul 2023
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So Call Me a Pessimist, but I Don't Believe in It by Anonymous
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Mar 2025
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"There are a few options." Wen Ning said. "One. Everyone around us is having a shared delusion with fantastic props. Two. I'm having a delusion which includes seeing you."
"Two B. I'm having a delusion that includes you." Wei Ying said.
"Three. We're having a shared delusion," Wen Ning nodded. "Four. We're in our grandparents' favorite TV show as their favorite characters."
In which Wen Ning and Wei Ying fall into their grandparents' favorite TV Show, the Untamed, which was based on a gay romance novel, and everyone seems to think they're characters that were already in it. Except when he watched the show, he was pretty sure Lan Zhan didn't look at the real Wei Wuxian like he's looking at Wei Ying, and he and Wen Ning are having to use a lot of memes in order to communicate without the people around them understanding.
AKA Modern Wen Ning and Wei Ying transmigrate to the Untamed.
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03 Jul 2023
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Sour Then Sweet by MostAncientStar
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
22 Mar 2022
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Kim Dokja rolled his eyes, putting his hands on his hips. “Don’t worry, I’ll help you sell more since you look too constipated to do it yourself.”
And that was how Kim Dokja became his salesman.
Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja ran a lemonade stand as kids. Yoo Joonghyuk made good lemonade but sucked at selling it, so Kim Dokja was his little salesman. Years later, Yoo Joonghyuk is a successful CEO and Kim Dokja is the new employee looking for an entry level job, but Yoo Joonghyuk immediately puts him as sales manager.
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- 42,270
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- 10/10
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28 Jun 2023
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Kim Dokja, in a very brief moment of stupidity, sees Yoo Jonghyuk and thinks that he has met a kindred soul, a fellow slave to capitalism. Or in other words, a fellow modern day salary worker.
What Kim Dokja does not know is that Yoo Jonghyuk is very much not a fellow salaryman.
Yoo Jonghyuk is the CEO.
And in another equally brief moment of stupidity, Kim Dokja fails to realize this fact.
For months.
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- 8/8
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28 Jun 2023
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A Biography of the Male Favorite by chloephyll
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2023
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What if TGCF was a little more like certain dynasties and male consorts and ambisexual royalty were de rigueur? And Xie Lian picking out a beautiful servant boy to be his friend meant Mu Qing got all the benefits that real male consorts got? Also, Mu Qing was freaked out the whole time because Xie Lian and Feng Xin are thoughtless, rich dumbasses.
Also contains: what if Feng Xin had a backstory, political intrigue, and was extremely hot?
Nothing bad will happen! But there’s a fear of SA, so I’m just letting you know up front! Mu Qing is stressed out and scared, but the two idiots read “Rampant Class Inequalities and You” and stop being oblivious dicks. Once they’re on proper footing, romantic business can happen. Fengqing will get top billing, but it’s a party in there. Most sexy business is in the last chapter if that's what you're after.Bookmarked by Garbageman_can
28 Jun 2023
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Whenever Feng Xin and Mu Qing get cut off from Nan Feng and Fu Yao, their clones work on autopilot.
based on camzeta's concept.
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28 Jun 2023
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My Cat’s Boyfriend’s Owner by HeyOkayMeow
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2022
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Mobei Jun has one cat.
This giant fluffy gray fuck sitting on his kitchen counter and staring at him with chrysoberyl eyes is not his cat.
In which matchmaking cats are smarter than their people.
Ch. 1-8: Main Story (complete)
Ch. 9-11: Extra - Shatter (complete)Series
- Part 1 of My Cat’s Boyfriend’s Owner (Cat AU)
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- 11/11
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19 Jun 2023
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AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2020
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In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.
“Marriage?” His voice breaks over the word like it’s a curse. “Really? Doesn’t it feel a bit irrational?”
“Are you planning to pay off an eight-figure debt with this job and a host job?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua almost wants to throttle him. Though, if his wallet didn’t have a direct funnel to his dad’s bank account, Shang Qinghua might actually have been a little comfortable.
“That’s not what I meant!” Shang Qinghua huffs, his head still spinning. As far as being a married man goes, Shang Qinghua is nowhere near ready.
“What?” Mobei Jun raises a single eyebrow. “Were you looking to marry for love?”
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- 156,682
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- 8/8
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19 Jun 2023
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The Shang Qinghua Effect by Yuu_chi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2020
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Shang Qinghua knows better than anybody that he doesn’t get a second look so long as Shen Yuan is around.
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- 22,535
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- 1/1
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19 Jun 2023
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Blood & Boners by Luunyscarlet, Zeny
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Sep 2023
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A year after being forcibly turned into a vampire, Shen Jiu finally reunites with Yue Qi, intent on living with him in domestic bliss without ever revealing his secret. This becomes slightly more complicated when busybody vampires hunters, long-lost friends and serial killers are involved. But these are all things Shen Jiu can deal with. The same can't be said for his burgeoning romantic feelings for Yue Qi, or the part of Shen Jiu that wants to pin him to a wall and suck him dry- whether that's of his blood or semen, he still isn't entirely sure yet.
With how careful he's being there's definitely no way Yue Qi will ever find out the truth, right?
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- Part 1 of A Vampire's Support System
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17 Jun 2023
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all these renewals for a moment with you by riverdanceeee
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2022
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After Hua Cheng is called in to do a rather simple task at a rather decrepit home, he finds himself replacing more than just the carpet in Xie Lian’s home—for example: the stove, the cabinets, the walls, the roof, and his heart (in Xie Lian’s hands).
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- 116,199
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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06 Jun 2023
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Hot for Justice by indirectkissesiniceland
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
10 Dec 2015
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After the events of State v. Misham, Klavier finds himself in a slump, stressed at the prosecutor's office and unable to pen new songs. To his surprise, he finds creative inspiration—and unexpected feelings—spending time with Apollo. Now if only he could release the new tracks without raising any suspicion as to whom his love songs are for.
- Language:
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- 43,425
- Chapters:
- 26/26
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- 5
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- 1,306
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30 May 2023
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The entirety of Ivy U is smitten with Klavier Gavin—with one exception. Apollo Justice could do without Klavier’s constant presence in the quad, where he serenades passerby with acoustic versions of his band's songs. Apollo is also not particularly fond of Klavier’s clothes, his hair, his tendency to sprinkle German into his conversations, or the fact that, despite all of this, Klavier is still at the top of the class.
So when Klavier asks Apollo to help him start a club for aspiring lawyers on campus, Apollo isn’t entirely sure why he accepts. It’s a resume builder, he tells himself. It’s not like he has to like the guy.
Except, well....he's starting to think that he might.
[Or, a simple college AU turned AA4 re-imagining.]
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- 129,055
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- 22/22
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28 May 2023