GetOffTheDamnRoofAchilles
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But, really, the chances of another one of them getting amnesia again this soon made it a little ridiculous.
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- Part 3 of Tales of a Marimo's sex life
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Your concussion was great for our sex life by GetOffTheDamnRoofAchilles
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
28 Jan 2026
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Zoro had finally gotten his hands on Sanji - but could his fucking crew stop interrupting him doing it again?!
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- Part 2 of Tales of a Marimo's sex life
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It Was Always Going to Happen by GetOffTheDamnRoofAchilles
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Jan 2026
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No one forgot their first time meeting Haibara Yu. Not with the force of his smile, with the feeling of familiarity wrapping around their clasped handshake.
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Harry finally felt like he was recovering from all the horrible shit that happened with Voldemort - when he realises he can still speak to snakes. Cue a spiral that leads to him making friends with a particularly stubborn snake that is familiar in a way he can't place.
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First-Time Situation by GetOffTheDamnRoofAchilles
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
14 Sep 2025
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The boys have been dating for nearly a year before realising they were missing something in their sex lives. After a few failed attempts, they finally get it right.
(Three times Achilles and Patroclus try have sex, and the one time they actually do.)
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Tales of a Marimo's sex life by GetOffTheDamnRoofAchilles
Fandom One Piece (Anime & Manga)
30 Mar 2026
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It's Worth It by HulkJanitor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.
*slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!
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Bookmarked by GetOffTheDamnRoofAchilles
30 Jun 2026
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The Shield, The Spear, The Sword by greygerbil for PerfectlySteadfast
Fandoms: Original Work
16 Jan 2021
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Half a year after King Agnar married his best friend and lover Sigsteinn, his first husband Cadeyrn, who was missing for two and a half years, reappears in his castle.
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Bookmarked by GetOffTheDamnRoofAchilles
05 Jun 2026
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“Ah. Here is a young man transfixed. Do you like Hunt, sir?"
"Do I like him?" Phil tore his eyes from the painting before him and marvelled at the stranger at his elbow. Like him? One might as well ask do you like Michaelangelo? Do you like Homer? Do you like the Alps?
An art enthusiast with a talent for meteorology meets (arguably) the Finest Painter in England. But impressing your idol can be damned hard work, especially when he's all pride and prejudice, and you're all sensibility and no sense. Heavy weather ahead...- Language:
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Bookmarked by GetOffTheDamnRoofAchilles
05 May 2026
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Schofield shouldn’t be able to just… pick him up and put him where he wants him.
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- Part 1 of sweetheart
Bookmarked by GetOffTheDamnRoofAchilles
20 Apr 2026
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"Stiles shouldn't accept rides from werewolves he meets behind abandoned convenience stores." In which the zombie apocalypse is just one of their worries.
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Bookmarked by GetOffTheDamnRoofAchilles
25 Mar 2026