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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    A lizard and a bird walk into a swanky hotel room in Lust for the night, which has exactly the sort of punchline you'd expect, but also: it's a self-esteem exercise. Really.

    (Listen, you can absolutely multitask sex with positive affirmation, and Blitz has a point to make.)

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    15 Oct 2025

  2. Rec 57

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    Stolas had noticed. He noticed how Blitzø never wanted to look at him. Would turn away. Blindfold him. Pushed him to his stomach.

    Blitzø never liked to look at Stolas during sex. The owl had noticed. He assumed it was because he was unattractive. Unwanted.

    After everything fell apart, and they came back together, the two became intimate once more. Blitzø doesn't look away this time.

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    30 Sep 2025

  3. Rec 37

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    Blitzø isn’t okay, but Stolas and Loona are there to help.

    Set a few weeks after Sinsmas.

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    20 Sep 2025

  4. Rec 32

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    Ever since the words had appeared on Stolas's wrist, he'd dreamed of the day he'd get to meet his soulmate again, even if his duties wouldn't allow him to seek out the imp whose words were once tattooed on his wrist. So imagine his surprise when that very imp was dropped before him, when he was given a chance to build the connection that he'd always longed for.

    There was just one issue, did Blitzø feel the connection too?

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    14 Sep 2025

  5. Rec 25

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    They don't have a deal anymore, they haven't had one for quite some time. But that doesn't extinguish the desires they'd once helped each other to fulfil.

    When Stolas discovers an opportunity to reignite what they once had, it doesn't come in the form he'd been expecting.

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    13 Sep 2025

  6. Rec 15

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    "If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."

    Well, that's all fucking great and shit, but what do you do when the Buddha is yourself, and the road is a series of dreams you can't wake up from, where all you do is fail the (very likely) love of your life over and over again?

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    04 Sep 2025

  7. Rec 19

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    "The twins, new to town and new to the upper crust of society, walked carefully along the hedged-lined gardens. They pleasantly smiled at those that passed by, not showing their teeth like all the most modern manner books suggested, and with a gentleness that said: ‘Hello, do you know who I am? Do you want to?’"

    Regency AU-- Blitz and Barbie are new to the Marriage Mart and determined to find spouses. What could possibly go wrong?

    Based on the song: Fairytale by Alexander Rybak
    Written for the Helluva Musical Bang 2025 with artwork by Artzval

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    03 Sep 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 22

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    “I'm gonna smack your slutty cunt” Blitzø repeated, exaggerated patience in his voice “And you're gonna say…”

    “I will keep my pussy open for you, Sir” Stolas said, his voice small.

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    30 Aug 2025

  9. Rec 27

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    For the 2025 Helluva Musical Bang; inspired by 'Espresso' by Sabrina Carpenter.

    Blitzø and Stolas are coffee shop rivals, clashing annually at the 7 Rings Coffee Cup, the biggest award for pro baristas in hell. They're both in their last year of eligibility, and are locked in a tie. Add in a dash of long simmering sexual tension, an ex-wife with a bet to win big, and some threats of sabotage and you have a recipe about to change their lives forever.

    Will their tension boil over, or will it all turn to burnt beans?

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    29 Aug 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 97

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    “This is absurd. Surely there’s someone more qualified to tutor this imp,” Stolas continued.

    “Oh, I’m so sorry,” Blitzø said in a mocking falsetto, “is my little imp ass too uncultured for your royal tutoring standards?”

    “I just meant I’m not trained for remedial cases.”

    Blitzø slammed his hand on the desk. “Say that again, you fucking pencil neck–”

    “Enough.” Principal Morningstar stood up. “I don’t care if you two can’t stand each other. Blitzø needs help. Stolas, your father agreed to this arrangement. Consider it extra credit. And Blitzø, if you walk out of here without agreeing, you’re off the team.”

    Stolas shot Blitzø a disdainful glance, his arms crossed tightly. Blitzø, meanwhile, looked like he was trying to melt a hole through the floor with his glare.

    “Fine,” they said in unison, then promptly scowled at each other.

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    Tutoring the school’s star football player should’ve been simple... except falling in love with him wasn’t part of the lesson plan.

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    29 Aug 2025

  11. Rec 37

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    Millie and Moxxie decide to renew their vows, and as the self-proclaimed head of their little makeshift murder family, Blitzø is beyond thrilled! That is, until they inform him that they've also invited his estranged, fresh-out-of-rehab twin sister, Barbie Wire, unaware of their rocky history. Blitzø is determined to make sure she doesn't show, and drags Loona and Stolas along to save the ceremony.

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    16 Aug 2025

  12. Rec *

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    "Let me tell you what’s gonna happen here," Blitzø said. "I’m making you a drink. In fact, I’m making us both a drink, just don’t tell Ozzie. And fuck that menu you’ve been staring at all night, I’m gonna take care of you. What’s your favorite liquor?”

    Stolas hesitated. “Well,” he said, “I generally drink absinthe when I’m looking to forget something–”

    “No, not like that, damn!” Blitzø eyed Stolas in somewhat of a reproached concern. “I just meant– no. We’re not forgetting tonight because I’m gonna make it worth it that you came all the way down here to this shitty ass bar. I want to know which liquor you like."

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    A hot bartender. A failed first date. And most importantly- some absolutely FILTHY bathroom sex.

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    14 Aug 2025

  13. Rec *

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    There are certain... instincts habits that the Ars Goetia look down upon expressing, and Stolas has spent most of his life dealing with them on his own.

    After his banishment, though, he's starting to realize that maybe he no longer has to. Maybe he can have some nice things, amidst the work of rebuilding of his life.

    (UPDATE 2/8: A bonus chapter, with Blitzø's pov of chapter 2.)

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    10 Aug 2025

  14. Rec *

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    Sex has always been easy for Blitzø; that's always been his curse and his blessing. He knows how to get it, and he knows how to fucking (pun intended) rock it.

    But he's come to realize that taking care of someone can also be easy, learned little by little, and that sometimes if you're real fucking lucky, you can focus both of those skillsets on the same sad owl.

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    26 Jul 2025

  15. Rec 72

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    After Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia is found guilty for treason, his execution date is set to be marked by a parade, to celebrate (read: make an example of) the punishment of a royal who broke the oldest laws of Hell. While most of the citizens are abuzz with excitement over the coming party, in private, Marquis Andrealphus has a proposal for the disgraced prince that will save his neck and grant him more time with his beloved daughter; all Stolas needs to do is provide his body as payment.

    Meanwhile, I.M.P. discovers the existence of a potential ritual that also might save Stolas's life... as long as someone (not naming any names, Blitzø) is willing to take hold of him and not let go, no matter what might happen when they do.

    (OR: Stolitz does Tam Lin.)
    [ For Helluva Bang 2024, written and completed BEFORE Mastermind aired. ]

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    24 Jul 2025

  16. Rec 19

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    Three months after Verosika's Halloween party, Stolas is newly-divorced and trying to settle into life post... everything, really. She thinks she might even have found a rhythm to her life--until an unexpected lunch invitation leads a reconciliation she never thought possible.

    Maybe princesses really can get a happily ever after outside of fairy tales.

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    17 Jul 2025

  17. Rec 77

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    Some time after his shitty apology tour, when Blitzø finds out Striker might (keyword: might) be lurking around Stolas again, he heads to check on him, just to be sure. What he finds is a sleeping bird with no guards (seriously, what the fuck?), and it turns out that maybe, just maybe, he's got a lot more feelings than just protective irritation to work through.

    Not that anyone asked, but if they do, it's definitely Stolas's fault for giving him permission in the first place.

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    17 Jul 2025

  18. Rec 60

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    Sometimes unrequited love inspires. Sometimes it's deadly.

    An old fatal blessing haunts the house of Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia, and it seems like he might be its latest victim. What first appears to be a normal illness goes far deeper than that, and there's a time limit to find a cure that may not actually exist.

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    16 Jul 2025

  19. Rec 8

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    threnody
    a lament.

    Long ago, a demon prince met a mortal king, and things sure did happen; thousands of years later, the story seems the same, but also a step off. A fairytale in progress.

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    15 Jul 2025

  20. Rec 60

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    Months after Sinsmas, Blitzø and Stolas still haven't discussed everything that happened between them and where they stand now. That all changes when suddenly Blitzø receives an invitation from Ozzie, an invitation to Fizz's birthday party.

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    13 Jul 2025

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