16 Bookmarks by HighFunctioningAutism
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A modern magical comedy very loosely based on Ugly Betty. Publishing king Uther Pendragon has had enough of his playboy son seducing every female assistant he has ever had so he hires Merlin, a man he is sure Arthur will never sleep with. Merlin would be more insulted by this fact if he wasn’t so busy trying to juggle his duties, save Arthur's skin from ruthless fashionistas and keep his magic a secret at the same time. Expect appearances by oil-lathered knights, the occasional mad druid, a perverted Will and a mental caretaker who lives in the basement and keeps harping on about coins and destiny.
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17 Nov 2025
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It's your last shift at this godforsaken coffee shop. You can't wait to punch Chad, the other employee who has been bothering you nonstop.
Except it looks like someone has beaten you to it.
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15 Sep 2025
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You're in an incredibly boring meeting on your second day at work. You find yourself sharing some theories about the people around you with the handsome stranger sitting next to you. No way this will come back to bite you.
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08 Sep 2025
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You awake in a strange, unfamiliar place. Memories dance vaguely in your mind- a blurred silhouette, the faint scent of vanilla and old books, music playing softly in the background. Nothing clear, nothing certain. Who is this stranger with the bright hazel eyes? And why do you feel as though you know him?
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- 12/12
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08 Sep 2025
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Spencer Reid is exhausted enough so that he has no idea that he is falling closer on top of you inch by inch.
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07 Sep 2025
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You’re the last person Spencer thought he would ever see come through the doors of the BAU. He’s the last person you wanted to see.
That’s why you make a promise to yourself- you refuse to let Spencer Reid have any effect on you. He lost that right the moment he walked out of your life.
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- 13/13
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07 Sep 2025
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"(12:14)
It’s October 1st now.
(12:15)
Officially spooky season.(12:17)
Goodnight spooky stranger. I hope you don’t turn out to be a ghost."***
Spencer sends a text to the wrong number by accident. What happens next is something he could never see coming.
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06 Sep 2025
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Ghostface catches you, but you enjoy it more than you wish you do.
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26 Aug 2025
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Since quitting the HRT as their resident negotiator, you're looking for a new job. Looks like the BAU has an opening!
Just don't run into lanky, steal-your-heart, idiots until then, aight?
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22 Aug 2025
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Lucifer discovers Alastor, the radio demon, the man who puts himself up on a pedestal, who challenges the king of hell himself for a battle over his own daughter....
Is hurt?
Lucifer can't help but have two thoughts co-exist in his head at the information he'd been given.
Hang this above the deer demons head for months to wound his ego!
Or,
Oh, that's a fatal blow from an angelic weapon, maybe I should help him before he dies.(THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 45K VISITS. I truly appreciate all the love i got on this fic, it really motivated me to finish it, seriously you all are so freaking sweet ily all sm <3)
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- 15/15
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13 Aug 2025
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As is the case with most ideas, Charlie is the one to suggest that Alastor bring Lucifer to the next overlord meeting.
“We need to know what the overlords are up to if we’re going to have any chance at saving the sinners under their control,” she points out to Lucifer.
“Uh-huh. But, duckling, your little bellhop boy is already an overlord with insight into those meetings. Why do I need to join him?”
Charlie clasps her hands together, her scarlet eyes sparkling. “For team-bonding!”
Well. That is an argument against going, as far as Lucifer is concerned.
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10 Aug 2025
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He has spent four lifetimes repenting for his sins and searching for you. In the fifth, he finally gets it right.
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24 Jun 2025
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“The idea of thirty years’ worth of mail is bothersome, and now it just feels like an overcast reminder of just how many bridges he has burned. But it feels obtusely preemptive to just be rid of them all on the spot. Maybe there are genuine pieces of correspondence in there. Peers. Professors. Professionals. People who wanted to engage in dialogue with him — surely not all of them would be so egregiously casual in tone as the initial one.
When he is alone again, Ford reaches down, pulls the letter from the bin, and rereads it.”
While taking a break, you ship yourself up to Gravity Falls for a few months, definitely for the fresh air and definitely not to coincidentally cross paths with your unintended penpal of the past few months. The universe grants your wish: you do meet him. Under perhaps the worst set of circumstances.
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- Part 1 of Concentricity
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05 Jun 2025
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After destroying the hotel for the umpteenth time, Alastor makes a promise with Lucifer: in exchange for swapping compliments, learning to coexist, and becoming
kind offriends, Lucifer will owe him a favour.(Falling in love was not supposed to be a part of that deal.)
-- in which they fight heaven, each other, and the urge to be together.
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- Part 1 of The OSAS Universe
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15 May 2025
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A Measure of Worth by brysbeddixt
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
27 Jan 2025
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Xystos is the son of a traitor, with no great accomplishments to his name and no experience in battle. Still, he finds he cannot keep himself from watching Telemachus, fair Prince of Ithaca, as he has not been able to for his entire life. He keeps his distance, for he knows he is unworthy of the Prince's company, and ignores the way his heart longs to be next to the other boy.
Telemachus does not.
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Or, Telemachus is intrigued by the lovely boy who keeps watching him, but never approaches. He decides to befriend him with the same determination he fights with. Xystos is very, very confused.Series
- Part 1 of Against the Impossible
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02 Apr 2025
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I'm Quite Fawn'd of You, My Deer... by Nervou5Wr3ck (Scy114) for MellowFellowEllie
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
12 Jul 2021
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The outside world can be a scary scary place. As such, Julian was perfectly content with just wasting away at home, preferably never leaving if he can help it. It's not until he meets Ossi, his deer Kwami that he realize that while the world is scary, there are some things that are worth the terror.
As Faon Vert, Julian can live the life he always wanted, saving the innocent, rescuing the Akumatised, petting literally any animal he sees. Alongside his teammates Ladybug and Chat Noir, he's never felt more alive.
Who knew that being alive would come with so much other responsibilities though...
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02 Feb 2025
