harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
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seccolata month 2025 by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Oct 2025
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Short drabbles featuring Cioccolata and Secco (and others) and which may or may not be connected.
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basket case by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Sep 2025
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After his first divorce, Cioccolata, a renowned surgeon in Italy, felt a deep emptiness within himself. His partner had left him after a long relationship, and he’d been left with a child to take care of as well. Though, when he signs his child up for swimming lessons, he ends up coming across a handsome young man who might change his life for the better.
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diamond dogs by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Sep 2025
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Buccellati chooses to betray the Boss. After initially making a choice based on pure logic, Fugo rethinks his words.
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lithium by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Jun 2025
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Cioccolata becomes sick, so it's up to Secco to care for him.
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dookie by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 May 2025
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Cioccolata is a doctor who has grown tired and stressed due to his harsh schedules at the hospital. One day, while browsing his favorite webcam site, he comes across a stream that he’ll never forget in his life, and decides to meet the man behind the camera.
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transecco's seccolata slop by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade), HopelessMasquerade
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Oct 2021
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come get your garbage :)
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Requests by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade), HopelessMasquerade
Fandom: Haikyuu!!, Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball, Ookiku Furikabutte | Big Windup!, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, ダイヤのA | Daiya no A | Ace of Diamond
25 Mar 2016
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The title says it all. Some requests -mostly- reprinted from Tumblr.
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More and More by orphan_account
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Jun 2019
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Cioccolata becomes increasingly bored after being sent into hiding. By the Boss’s orders, he and Secco are disallowed from leaving their appointed location. Cioccolata’s life grows dull without anything to do or anyone to kill. He’s exhausted all pleasure from his old tapes, and he craves to record something new. Desperate for material, Cioccolata seeks Secco’s assistance. However, he doesn’t plan to record torture or death—nothing like his other tapes. No, Cioccolata has something much more interesting in mind.
Bookmarked by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
15 Apr 2025
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La curiosidad mató al gato, o en el caso de Roberto, a su supuesta heterosexualidad. Como si el portero no tuviera suficiente trabajo, ahora hay un «enchufe» nuevo al que Emilio tiene que darle mantenimiento clandestinamente. ¡Porque menudo escándalo si se enteran Radio Patio y el Consejo de Sabios!
Dos chicos tontos se enamoran, pero ¿cómo lidiarán con sus vecinos cotillas, los celos, y sus inseguridades?
Series
- Part 1 of Érase un Final Más Feliz
Bookmarked by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
25 Jan 2025
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In which Cioccolata buys a cake by Momlyne
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Dec 2024
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My secret santa for @transecco on twitter!! I had a drawing done too, but unfortunately I wasn't able to finish it, so I hope this is a nice subsititute! They asked for a story where Cioccolata buys Secco a cake, so I wrote exactly that- Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!!
Bookmarked by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
30 Dec 2024
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thank you soooo much for the gift!!!!!!!!
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Brozone & Acquaintances: Fame and Blunders (The Rise And Fall, The Epic Highs And Lows Of Trolltwt) by HostileMuppet, Squirrelpatties
Fandoms: Trolls (DreamWorks Movies)
11 Sep 2024
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An absurdist modern epic satirising celebrity culture of both the real world and online varieties. A serial drama focusing on themes of family and conflict, not unlike Game of Thrones (but with zero incest). A classic of the internet era. Voted *THE* Pro-Life Floyd fic one week running.
"Excellent twitter drama AU here folks. The tea is so delicious, gobbled it" - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Laughed out loud several times. Light, absurdist, an in progress runaway train that’s on fire. The passengers are eating each other. It’s fantastic." - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"A work that is beautiful and poignant to the chronically online. I do think floyd could be pro abortion tho just give him time" - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
"i am in shock. i am astounded. i am laughing my ass off but absolutely baffled so it's kinda hurting my face. i feel like i ran into a glass wall and got the wind knocked out of me." - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Hmmm. TDAU is just. Ummm. I don't know. I'm just a bit um. Speechless. It's good, definitely better than most troll fics, but just um. Hm. It's interesting definitely. It's really uhm uh huh." - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
"you are insane i need you locked up and put in a box floating down the river. ok onto chapter 2" - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Series
- Part 1 of Twitter Drama AU (Fame & Blunders)
Bookmarked by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
05 Jun 2024
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"So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.
Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.
Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."
Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page
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Bookmarked by harazaki (HopelessMasquerade)
08 Jan 2024