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    Midoriya interrupts Bakugo, and Bakugo does not like being interrupted, so he screams, offhandedly, “Shut the fuck up and die, nerd!”
    And Midoriya turns to look at Bakugo, and he says “Okay,” and then he walks right off the edge of the building and the only reason he does not plummet 17 stories to the ground is because Aizawa has over a decade of pro hero experience and reflexes much faster than the tabby cat, Princess Matryoshka Waffle Enzyme, that is waiting for him to refill her half-full bowl at home.
    And then, of course, there's the bridge and the rocks in his pockets and the knife and the three bleach milkshakes, all while the rest of the class desperately tries to stop him.

    A crack fic where Midoriya keeps trying to die, and the rest of the class keeps not letting him.

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    27 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Gwen: can you stop leaving candy wrappers in my workspace

    Alice, ignoring her: do you think Chester and Norris ever explored each other's bodies?

    Chester: wiki-Asexuality

    Alice: your going to be getting Married!

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    16 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    A pamphlet written in-universe to prepare a prospective floret for their new life!

    What to expect? what are the xenodrugs? what does being implanted feel like?

    Is it insanely cooked propaganda? maybe!

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    31 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    way too proud of the writing to delete this, so i'm orphaning it for my own sake. #yolo

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    22 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    “There are better methods of obtaining food than ripping a chunk off your thigh, love.”

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    21 Dec 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 2

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    Jon was dead. Nobody knew why or how but the fact of the matter was that he was super super dead and lying on his back on the floor of his office with his legs curled up like a deceased bug. Welp.

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    17 Dec 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 16

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    have you ever tried drugs? have you ever lost it? have you ever gone batshit insane before? welcome to the experience. welcome to we shove a bunch of our favorite podcast characters together and do stupid things. its like a blender of horribleness and YOURE here for the ride. congrats!

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    15 Dec 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 1

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    "People call me Callie. Well, Avriel, my partner, calls me Callie. They’re really the only person I still talk to these days. My ID says I'm Calypso Reid, so that's the name I put on your form. But how do I know that I'm still Calypso Reid? How do any of us know who we are? I got brought down here by a young woman. She introduced herself as Rosie. But how do I know? How do I know that she's Rosie? How does she know she's Rosie?

    I guess you'll be wanting to know why I came here."

     

    Or, Statement 0141205: Calypso Reid on her loss of identity

     

    Or or, Jon finds a statement

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Against all odds, Jon figures out a way to reverse the apocalypse - a Web and Spiral domain that should be able to send him back in time. In order to make things as uncomplicated as possible, the plan is for him to travel back to just before the apocalypse started.

    Instead he wakes up in 1995, in his eight-year-old body.

    Stuck in the past at an age when nobody will take him seriously, Jon will have to team up with some of his worst enemies if he wants to survive to see the future he knows... and unfortunately, things just keep on getting more complicated from there.

    on temporary (but indefinite) hiatus - see end note for more details!
    (tl;dr having to write a new chapter every week has unfortunately started stressing me out way too much, so I'm going on hiatus until the fic is fully written :') edit: and now university has been kind of overwhelming me. I still swear I will finish writing this someday though, the entire ending IS plotted out!)

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    26 Nov 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 27

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    A random admin worker at The Magnus Institute decides to start posting online about the weird things that keep happening at her workplace. What she wasn't expecting was for some small posts about her sexist boss and the weird new head of the archives to end up spiralling into a saga involving multiple kidnappings, dead bodies, and several ghost-hunting social media stars.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    Jonathan Sims is promoted to the position of head archivist of the Magnus Institute, but he has a secret he has to keep at all cost. No one can find out he's a cat

    Turns out being a cat boy comes with perks as well as hurdles, and Jon is going to navigate it all as supernatural events occur around him.

    Rating is for swearing and canon typical Magnus events
    NOT ABANDONED
    Updates are slow coming due to irl things

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    23 Nov 2025

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    ectoBiologist: Nikola help

    ectoBiologist: I was an asshole to my coworkers in the chat I created for us what do I do now

    terminallyCapricious: Now Why Would You Do That ?

    ectoBiologist: I PANICKED OKAY

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    OR Your ordinary chatfic where jon is already an eye avatar when he joins the institute and is friends with many of those who tried to kill him in canon

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    23 Nov 2025

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    Nikki: I Have Emotions! I Can Feel Sad! This Is Clownphobia >:o(
    Georgie: are they yours? they don’t count if you’ve taken them from someone
    Ollie: “Clownphobia”
    Nikki: They Are Mine, Yes. I Own Them.
    Georgie: did you make them yourself?
    Nikki: I Do Not Have To Prove Myself To You
    Georgie: sus

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    College AU where the gang is all (mostly) human and just vibe together.

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    23 Nov 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 16

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    In which Michael changes the course of events just for the fun of it
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    As Gerard's lying in the hospital bed, still disoriented after the seizure, he sees a yellow door appear right at the foot of his bed Oh... That's odd. He wonders if Gertrude is seeing this or if it's an effect of the pain meds Or brain damage... But as he looks around, he notices she's left him...

    He looks back to the yellow door, which is now open, a tall figure in a winter jacket stepping out of it. They seem to ever so subtly pulse with colors, leaving an afterimage as they move to him, smiling down at him with a smile that stretches a bit too wide.

    But he's too weak... Too out of it to stop them when they start to disconnect his monitors and IVs. Their golden curls dripping down into his face as they lean over and pick him up, carrying him into their door. Are they here to take his skin? his bones? To do something with his fading life? Does it matter? he closes his eyes.

    When he finally wakes again, he finds that despite his body still feeling heavy, his head hurts less than it has in years... Though that changes as soon as he opens his eyes and sees the swirling halls he's in and the matching swirling man watching him.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    Martin Blackwood, avatar of the Web, has been given a simple assignment by the Mother: get rid of the newly appointed Archivist by whatever means necessary, ideally by rescuing him from the Eye and converting him into a servant of the Spider. This is slightly complicated by two things:

    1. Jonathan Sims hates spiders.

    2. Despite the many things he's seen/heard/experienced that would fully convince even the staunchest of skeptics, Jonathan Sims does not believe in the supernatural.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    After three weeks of nightmares, when Andrea is ready to snap, there is a change to the monotonous nightly terror: the eye-covered man is wearing a shirt with words.

    More accurately, the eye-covered man is wearing a shirt with hand written words. It reads “this is Elias Bouchard’s fault, he works at the Magnus Institute, office #160, sorry!”

     

    (Jon provides a little direction for some haunted statement givers)

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    04 Nov 2025

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    "Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
    The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
    "I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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    Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    Jon picks up a book to pass time while "observing" his coworkers' homes. It's just a harmless book on British Shorthair cats with some cute pictures. Surely there could be nothing sinister about such a book.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    HR at the Magnus Institute was a department that was used significantly less than it probably should have, but there was one rule that they were known to crack down on; no relationships between coworkers, and especially not between superiors and their subordinates. This is going to be a problem for some of the new archival staff.
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    In which Jon and Martin are married before they even start working in the archives, and try to hide their relationship to avoid the wrath of the HR department.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    Jon gets distracted from paranoia by learning he can now understand animals. This somehow solves all their problems.

    Or: Jon turns into a Disney princess the fic.

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    28 Oct 2025

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