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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    17 Feb 2026

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    After two years of noncommittal sex:

    Remus tells Sirius that he loves him. Sirius firmly rejects him. Remus tries to move on. Sirius is not happy.

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    Remus Lupin becomes king of the cockroaches, Fabian Prewett writes a book, Gilderoy Lockhart is a catfish, and Sirius Black realizes he's a fucking idiot.

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    18 Feb 2025

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    After being forced to live with an injured Zoro while stranded together on an inhabited island, Sanji finds his feelings of animosity slowly changing into something else entirely. Which might be easier to swallow if he could get some decent sleep.

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    10 Dec 2024

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    “I just got divorced. Aren't you supposed to be nice to me?” Sanji complains and Zoro huffs as he makes a face.

    “You'd hate that.” Zoro raises a hand to wave down the bartender. “I will buy you a drink though.”

    or

    Sanji starts again.

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    07 Dec 2024

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    Zoro, Sanji, and how they learn to be greater than the sum of their parts.

    Or: in which Sanji steps in front of Zoro again in Sabaody. They both get sent to Kuraigana Island.

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    23 Nov 2024

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    Zoro isn’t the type to worry. As far as he’s concerned, every time he wakes up is a blank slate. You get sliced by a six-armed swordsman, you eat a bad fish, you break a few ribs—you take a nap, and when you wake up, things are better. So that’s what Zoro expects every morning when he wakes up on deck to an eerily quiet ocean; it’s just that Sanji isn’t snapping out of it.

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    The Merry is becalmed, and Sanji's acting weird.

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    04 Sep 2024

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    Zoro does not so much “visit” Sanji after the crew splits ways as take an extended vacation away from Sanji and his restaurant. It’s not an immediate switch—Zoro waits a good few months before rearing his head, and Sanji is less than pleased when he does.

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    The end of one dream just marks the beginning of a new one. Zoro and Sanji figure this out, just a little slower than the rest of the crew.

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    04 Sep 2024

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    Penelope overhears a less-than-flattering comment on her 'technique' in a crowded bar and runs to Eloise for comfort. But with her best friend away Penelope only has an empty flat, a bottle of whiskey and Colin to turn to... What could possibly happen....

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    07 May 2024

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    Sometimes she wonders what people would say if they knew that Penelope Featherington was Colin Bridgerton's booty call. Felicity would probably spin it into some grand adventure, casting Penelope as the lonely figure stood on some moonlight shore as she waited for her lover to return. Eloise would undoubtedly be violently sick and then call her an idiot... and Penelope, well Penelope could hardly believe it herself.

    It has to stop though.

    It has to.

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    05 May 2024

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    30 Apr 2024

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    "It's only temporary, right?" Dean says. "Just until you're healed up, and then we'll never have to see each other again. So what do you say, Castiel, do you want to marry me or not?"

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    18 Mar 2024

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    TMZ ✔ @TMZ · May 23, 2019 22:36
    Jack Zimmermann and Eric Bittle’s Friendship Goes Viral After Release of Providence Falconers Video

    One thing is for sure: this isn't what Bitty expected to happen when he first DMed NHL forward Jack Zimmermann.

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    28 Feb 2024

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    The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.

    (Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)

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    02 Feb 2024

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    The King Under the Mountain requires a consort. Bilbo is happy to help him find one. So. Very. Happy.

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    22 Jan 2024

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    There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.

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    20 Jan 2024

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    For as long as even the old Gaffer could remember there had been a wizard living in the hill at Bag End, overlooking the Shire. As wizards went, this one wasn't the wandering sort, always out to lure gentle folk out onto nasty adventures, or even the powerful kind, the sort that lived in high towers, reaching out into the ways of the world.

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    15 Jan 2024

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    In which there are debts to be repaid and adventures yet to be found.

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    14 Jan 2024

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    In which Thorin pushes, and Bilbo doesn't know how to handle emotions and finds himself engaged without realizing it.

    (A fluffy "everyone lives" marriage AU)

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    13 Jan 2024

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    "“Emrys,” said Gaius, raising the Eyebrow of Disappointment and flicking his gaze to where Merlin stood behind Arthur’s chair. “That is who you wish to have as your court sorcerer.”

    Arthur nodded gravely, every eye in the council meeting upon him. “Camelot is dangerously close to division even now that sorcery is legal. We need someone who will unite us all, and I cannot settle for less. I’ll send riders out at first light chasing rumours and follow up any promising leads we have myself.”

    He looked so beautiful when he said it, every inch the king, with the sunlight through the windows turning him gold. His voice had taken on that richness that sometimes infused Arthur’s words – that for the good of the kingdom voice, that let it be so voice, the voice that Merlin had come to understand meant another brick laid on the road to Albion.

    Unfortunately, that voice had been co-opted for a fucking farce."

    Or - In which magic is legal and Merlin is still lying for reasons that are absolutely, totally 100% valid and have nothing to do with his love for Arthur

    DO NOT ADD MY FICS TO GOODREADS

    As a reminder, I can read what you put in the bookmarks

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    13 Jul 2023

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    Suddenly he remembers how young Merlin looked in their bed, how he trembled and how he blushes. How he’s dressed in those old rags of his servant days that he hasn’t seen in bloody years. Groaning, Arthur ends the kiss and leans his forehead against Merlin’s. “Please don’t tell me I’ve been sent back in time and took you to bed like a brute.”

    Basically a PWP one-shot with a dash of time travel.

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    06 Jul 2023

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