KindOfAFailure
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The Wizard Psyche by KindOfAFailure
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
03 Jun 2026
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What if Saiki Kusuo attended Hogwarts?
Kusuo didn’t realize that he might not be the only person with god-like powers.
Upon visiting the campus of his older brother Kusuke in England, the thoughts of messenger owls invade eleven-year-old Kusuo’s head. However, he finds out about a boy the same age as him who is rumored to be just as powerful. When his brother turns out to be in contact with the head mistress of a mysterious wizarding school, Kusuo accepts readily in the hopes of finding more about this boy.This is a reupload/edited version of my fic on Wattpad, by the same username. It’s written very poorly initially, but I will eventually go back and edit it.
WARNING: heavy on the british slander and vulgar language <33
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Several years after Lance escapes the clutches of the memory of Allura (and pushes down his love for Keith), he has made a small family of his own; a beautiful wife and wonderful child. It's not a life he imagined, teaching at the museum and living on his quaint, simple farm, but he's let go of any past gripes and now he lives contently.
Until it's all ripped from him.
Full of resentment for Keith, he tarnishes the relationships he has with those he loves in an ongoing war until there's nothing left. And when he ends it all, he is given a second chance.
But instead of feeling a righteous desire to fix things, he just wants to take back what's his.
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Older, regretful Lance goes back in time. And he's not a very good man.
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15 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter and The Blackthorn Key by StarlightArrowsInAnEndlessSky
Fandoms: The Blackthorn Key Series - Kevin Sands, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2025
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Weeks before this story takes place, Headmistress McGonagall gave Harry a modified time-turner that can take people to random points in space and time. So, what happens when Harry, Ron, and Hermione have to use the time-turner to escape the few Death Eaters that remain? What happens when they're brought to London, England,1666, just one month after the adventures of a certain 14-year-old? And what happens when an old villain comes back?
Let's find out, shall we? =)
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11 Jun 2026
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Just what he needed, magic. by FrowningFrowns
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
22 Apr 2026
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Saiki is forced to go to Hogwarts after a professor catches him using his powers and mistakes it for magic.
How does he get into these situations.
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10 Jun 2026
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Danger by Burralvunti for Hyshl4v4in_Sheao
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
28 Apr 2025
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On your wrist is a meter of how dangerous your soulmate is which is shown by color and is relative to your own strength. So if you’re strong and your soulmate is weaker compared to you it would show that they aren’t dangerous. Pale green is the least dangerous and dark red is the most dangerous. Underneath the meter is a phrase saying how dangerous your soulmate is. Saiki’s says that his soulmate isn’t a threat. Saiko’s says that his is catastrophically dangerous.
(Updated: 4/28/25)
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04 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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03 Jun 2026