Last_Rhodeo
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Half-Baked by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Apr 2023
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“It is hard to believe,” Hubert hummed, “I think the last time the people of Alderdorf were so moved was when they expanded the Sportrasen eight years ago.”
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“You are terrible,” Ferdinand murmured, his eyes trained forward. “The last time Alderdorf voted to make improvements to the school was not for the football field.” He kept his voice low and his head locked in place as one honey-brown eye shifted to look at Hubert. “It was the locker rooms.”
Working on a small town’s civic council, Hubert is ready to admit that he’s become enamoured with his coworker, Ferdinand. When they’re thrown together during the fundraising bake sale for Alderdorf’s new theatre, how is he meant to save the day and impress Ferdinand with his magical kitchen prowess if he keeps getting sidetracked by how irresistible the brute looks in that ridiculous apron?
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It’s a slow evening at Dope Sketch. But, uh, not for Langa and Reki.
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“It’s just not super creative.”
“Some things are just meant to be fun and lighthearted. A song doesn’t have to be serious to be good.”
“Oh, no—I don’t want you to think I don’t like it. It’s good; I’ll probably have it stuck in my head all night.”
“Good.”
“Good? You wanted to give me an earworm?” Langa squinted at the other, who shrugged, “Anyway, all I was trying to say is, lyrically speaking, it’s not on the same level as ‘Robot Writes a Love Song.’”
“Fucking—” the redhead lurched forwards at the other, unthinkingly taking his phone with him, and as a result, he yanked the AUX cord free, creating a deafening electronic crackle.
Reki stumbled into the taller teen, knocking him back into the open space beside the desk. Instinctively, Langa grabbed for the other, pulling the redhead down with him as he fell backwards onto the concrete floor.
“Shit, man,” the redhead mumbled, face half-wedged into Langa’s armpit.
Series
- Part 12 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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A Bit of Tenderness by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Jan 2023
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Hubert has a crying fetish—but it’s 100% not what you think! If anything, it’s worse because it would be one thing to get off on others' pain, for it to be wholly sadistic, but it’s another for it to be…well…compassionate? When it comes to making Ferdinand cry, Hubert’s feelings are awfully complex.
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It was an excellent gift—the ideal gift Hubert had even amused himself with the thought—and Ferdinand adored them. In fact, the gift was apparently so touching as to move the man to tears.The sight was glorious, of course—honey eyes glistening with tears, the line of his plush mouth shifting into a wobbly smile as Ferdinand processed how much he adored Hubert’s thoughtfulness. And then, impossibly, the slightly more diminutive man pulled Hubert hard into his grasp, enveloping him in a tender embrace with the boots squished between them as Ferdinand cried happily against his neck. It was, frankly, too much to bare.
Hubert could still vividly recall the smell of leather and salty tears mixing with Ferdinand’s oakmoss and amber cologne and the feeling of the other man’s hiccuping breath against his chest as he lost all composure in his expression of joy.
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I Didn’t Wanna Hear by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
02 Jan 2023
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Dimitri has had too many sleepless nights, but it’s not the ghosts fault. Dimitri’s insomnia is all thanks to Sylvain’s playboy antics. When the prince decides to give the redhead a piece of his mind, he finds something unexpected.
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The blond’s blood hums in his ears, and he feels a flash of anger and loss of control as his blood pressure rises. “I mean it! Sylvain!” For a moment, in his sleep-deprived state, Dimitri lets the creature inside him take over. But a moment is all it takes. Before fully processing what’s going on, the prince storms out of his room and into the hall. He feels a bit like a divine beast as he rushes at Sylvain’s door, which is locked. However, nothing could have stopped him from achieving his aim at that moment.When Dimitri strongarms the door open, breaking the latch in the process, he’s nonplussed by the sight before him. Never, if he had all the time in Goddess’s great creation, could he have prepared himself for this. “Cichol and Cethleann,” the prince whispers as he remains frozen in the doorway. He feels his face heat with blood, and he knows his eyes must be comically wide as he’s unable to tear them away from the figures on the bed.
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- Part 16 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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Sylvain suffers a concussion during a training mishap. After receiving proper medical attention, Felix facilitates some alternative forms of medicine.
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"Okay,” Felix says in a low voice, his breath suddenly very near the shell of Sylvain’s ear, “can you take it yourself or do you need me to feed it to you?”
It’s clearly meant to be teasing, but the redhead wants to be treated gently, so he pushes his luck. “It’s so bright, Felix, don’t make me uncover my eyes.”
The other huffs, but Sylvain feels one of Felix’s cool hands brush against his chin and tilt his head back slightly, “Open your mouth then.”
Felix’s hands feel so good. If circumstances were different, Sylvain would do something about it—something to keep those strong, lean fingers against his skin. Felix shifts, and Sylvain can feel one of his boots against his thigh as the dark-haired boy undoubtedly leans over. The redhead opens his mouth and feels the rim of the open container against his bottom lip. Carefully, the other directs the contents of the vulnerary into his mouth.
Series
- Part 14 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022 by Last_Rhodeo
Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, SK8 the Infinity (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Jan 2023
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My goal is to write 2-4k words per prompt. None of them are related and can be read separately. The general idea/scene will be established as quickly as possible, and the majority of each one-shot will be porn, as my priority is practicing writing smut. I focus on physicality over emotion, but there will always be some emotional trappings to these scenes. And a smidge of plot—I can’t help myself; I need a little narrative! My perfectionist nature may prevent me from writing all the prompts within the allotted 31 days, but rest assured, they will all be completed eventually.
I like realism, so the fics aren’t crack-esque, but they aren’t meant to be serious, either. They’re just meant to be porn. I’m not condoning questionable or non-consensual sex, but my focus is not on writing these to be 100% unquestionably ethical. So, there will be poor choices made by characters. Please note that I generally enjoy writing people as flawed, selfish, and/or awkward because it is more realistic. It’s definitely not everyone’s taste, and that’s okay! Some of these might be a lot, so please read the tags and notes.
More information can be found on Twitter @tedbert_
- Words:
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I'd Believe It Fic Family by Last_Rhodeo
Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
02 Jan 2022
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Fics that take place in the I'd Believe it Universe
Planned / Finished Content:
Only Bad Examples: Felix and Sylvain’s Christmas Holiday in Wales expanded (Complete)
TBD: Expanded Maeve timeline
TBD: Expanded Deoiridh timeline
TBD: Coda of Felix/Sylvain’s relationship/ telling their family after the main fic- Words:
- 28,359
- Works:
- 2
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Watermelon seeds on a Summer day by Miphos
Fandoms: 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga), 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Anime)
24 Sep 2025
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“I was just wondering. Why is it that only girls can give stuff during Valentine’s Day?”
“It’s the way it’s always been”, Yoshiki quietly replied, his calmness betraying the way his fingers gripped the mechanical pen.
“What about you?”, he kept going, his inherited impatience from Hikaru shining through as his body stood up and hurried towards Yoshiki. Unphased by the widened expression looking up at him, Hikaru dropped the thin papers on top of their homework, pointing at the pretty red and pink heart-shaped chocolate boxes. “Would ya’ like it? If someone gave you something like this? Do ya’ want this kinda’ romance too?”
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Hikaru thinks about Valentine’s Day. Burdened by Yoshiki’s impenetrable sorrow, he sets out on a mission to give him a date to remember — no matter that it was the middle of June.
Series
- Part 1 of We blossomed with the seasons
Bookmarked by Last_Rhodeo
12 Jan 2026
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Monsoon Season by toightgrapes
Fandoms: 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga), 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Anime)
29 Oct 2025
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‘Hikaru’ and Yoshiki get caught in a downpour on their bike home from school and end up on quite the messy situation. Unfortunately, ‘Hikaru’ hasn’t quite figured out proper human hygiene, and his memories from Hikaru’s life aren’t much help. Yoshiki is reluctantly coerced into teaching him, with some hands-on experience to boot.
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Yoshiki and ‘Hikaru’ have to take a shower together and Yoshiki gets a boner
Bookmarked by Last_Rhodeo
11 Jan 2026
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How-To by allthingsunrelated
Fandom 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Anime), 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga)
27 Sep 2025
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- 23,279
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- 2
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09 Jan 2026
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Just Seven Minutes by PistachioMacaron
Fandoms: 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga), 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Anime)
24 Oct 2025
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“Waddaya wanna do?”
“Talk.”
‘Hikaru’ smiles, “About what?”
Yoshiki presses his back to the closet door, “Why're ya asking me?”
“...‘Cause I don't really wanna talk.”
Yoshiki, Maki, Yuuki, and Asako spend the night at 'Hikarus' house and decide seven minutes in heaven would be a fun game to pass the time. But when Yoshiki and 'Hikaru' take things too far, there's nothing left to do but feel.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,752
- Chapters:
- 10/?
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- 411
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Bookmarked by Last_Rhodeo
25 Dec 2025
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You, Have Always Wanted a Place to Call Home by Bluethursday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2022
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Proud Immortal Demon Way's, lovable trash-lord, Luo Bingge, goes on a search to find his own Shen Yuan. Things happen.
The image of his other self, defending, worshipping, Shen Qingqiu, haunted him. The hands in his hair, the gentle Qi filling his meridians…he dreamt of a man who was not his former Shizun, but wore his face, for months on end with no respite before making his choice.
*this can be read as a sequel to He Was Made for Untidy Rooms and Rumpled Beds OR it can be read as a stand-alone.*
Series
- Part 2 of Into the Binghe Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 76,068
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 3,352
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- 15,594
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Bookmarked by Last_Rhodeo
27 Apr 2024