LuxeApocalypse
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- Led Zeppelin (Band) (45)
- Rock Music RPF (7)
- Gotham (TV) (4)
- Queen (Band) (1)
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An (Almost) Valentine's Day Bummer by bron_yr_aur, LuxeApocalypse
Fandoms: Led Zeppelin (Band)
16 Jun 2025
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A broken mirror. Two naked rock stars. A mysterious arse print. Not exactly a case for Sherlock Holmes, one might say. Now Jimmy’s fretting about seven years’ bad luck while Robert attempts to smooth out tensions, as always. The only obstacles? No red cloth and no garden. Can our heroes avert the approaching dogs of doom in time?
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- Part 8 of Farm Frolics: B-Sides
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It’s that time of year again – no, not THAT time of year, but another Very Important Date in the Royal Calendar; namely, Her Royal Highness, Freddie Mercury’s Birthday Party. Naturally, our Gruesome Twosome are invited – watch as they grapple with drag dilemmas, ravenous goats, spats among rock royalty, and an episode in a police station that doesn’t go quite the way Jimmy would have hoped…
…This isn’t a Christmas tale, but we wish all of our readers a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Winter Solstice, and Happy Holidays! We hope you enjoy the festivities!
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- Part 37 of Farm Frolics
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Your Time Is Gonna Come by bron_yr_aur, LuxeApocalypse
Fandoms: Led Zeppelin (Band), Rock Music RPF
23 Nov 2024
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Halloween has come and gone for several years in the Page-Plant household, apparently without incident. No Faeries, no ghosts, no Kenneth Anger flinging random curses …
Meanwhile, Jimmy gets an offer he simply cannot refuse, much to Robert’s chagrin, and a series of bizarre incidents start to occur.
You know where we’re going with this, don’t you?
... Maybe not, this time … ;)
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- Part 7 of Farm Frolics: B-Sides
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Push Push (Sweatin' With The Oldies) by bron_yr_aur, LuxeApocalypse
Fandoms: Led Zeppelin (Band)
07 Aug 2024
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The year is 1982, and Jimmy has finally lost his longstanding war of attrition against MTV. That’s right – Led Zeppelin are shooting a music video. But first, there’s work to be done. Hard work. Physical work, which we all know our dear Jimmy just happens to be allergic to …
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- Part 36 of Farm Frolics
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It’s late Spring, 1981. Fresh off the back of the “1980s Part One” tour, Robert decides his not-so-humble abode is in dire need of a facelift. The problem, as you might have guessed, involves convincing a certain stubborn Capricorn to go along with his plans. Will a new set of curtains, squabbles over emulsioning techniques and hilariously awful art prints bring the ‘curtain’ down on the perfect marriage? And that’s before we get to the all-important new album …
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- Part 35 of Farm Frolics
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Farm Frolics: B-Sides by bron_yr_aur, LuxeApocalypse
Fandom: Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin (Band), Queen (Band), Rock Music RPF
16 Jun 2025
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Farm Frolics by bron_yr_aur, LuxeApocalypse
Fandom: Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin (Band), Rock Music RPF
24 Dec 2024
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The Farm Frolics AU (also affectionately known as the Welsh Fuck Cottage AU) is a joint project by bron_yr_aur and LuxeApocalypse. The result of many long, agonized conversations about Jimmy and Robert’s fate and how we could change it in fiction, the series seeks to answer the following questions: what if there was no accident in 1975 and the planned tax exile and ensuing world tour proceeded uninterrupted? What if Jimmy and Robert decided to go all in and shack up together in a love nest in the hills of Wales? Can a dog person and a cat person live together and make it work? What happens when they both become goat people?
There’ll be fun, frolics, fucking, and farm animals (the latter two NOT at the same time, thank fuck…) Silly adventures, occult mishaps, cuddly domesticity and lots of love. Also a touch of bittersweetness early on, but that doesn’t last long.
This series is a work forged from our own demented imaginings, and written entirely out of admiration and love. We wish to make it clear that certain tragic events do not happen in this universe, and we will therefore refrain from going into detail regarding the whats, hows and whys, out of respect for the individuals concerned.
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1973. Led Zeppelin is huge, Jimmy is making himself scarce, and Robert is keeping himself busy to avoid thinking about it. It doesn't work.
I've been wanting to do a tribute to my wonderful friend/coauthor LuxeApocalypse (who came up with the title)'s wonderful story, What Is And What Should Never Be (specifically the 1973 chapter) for a long, long time, but never felt like I had anything to add! Until now! My spin is supposed to be a bit dry and melancholic, retaining the second-person tense that I love so much in WIAWSNB, with added sex with strangers (and friends).
Bookmarked by LuxeApocalypse
16 Nov 2025
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Fantabulous, carnal, dreamlike like a hazy Los Angeles afternoon in the Seventies
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«In the hotel room next to mine, Jimmy and Jackie were having a very hot romance. I guess what he was doing in that hotel room was getting interesting.»
«I said, “What happened to you?” He said, “Jackie invited me to spend some time with her. And she restrained me.” He wouldn’t answer, but whatever it was, it appeared that he’d been held against his wishes.»Jimmy Page as the boy-toy captive of Jackie DeShannon.
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The very beginning of the epic.
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You know exactly what he is, of course. You know it because the two of you have met. Six years back, when you’d spent a couple of months following the band around, and looked a lot different. You crossed paths in the Bay Area, at a club after a show at Berkeley—or, more accurately, he took a liking to you from afar, and had one of his goons fetch you and bring you over to him. Fast-forward to 1975. You did not go out tonight expecting to find Jimmy Page in Studio One of all places. Not because you don’t know he’s a flamer—let’s be clear about that—just because Zeppelin’s supposed to be playing shows in the Midwest right now. But here he is, smack dab in the middle of a gay club, pretending to neither be who he is, nor to know where he is. He glances at you again; oh, he definitely thinks you’re cute. Knowing him, though, there’s no way he’s going to approach you in a million years.
What do you have to lose? Not your dignity—that’s his thing. Repugnant as he is, he sure is pretty. You straighten up, smooth your hair back, and start making your way across the room while he furiously reverts his gaze to his beer bottle and picks at the label.
Bookmarked by LuxeApocalypse
18 Aug 2023
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First comic published here.
It was inspired by an interview with Robert.
"we slept together for once"Maybe you can see it better here:
https://bsupeb.tumblr.com/post/695845028085497856
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https://poipiku.com/MyIllustListPcV.jsp?ID=1680056Bookmarked by LuxeApocalypse
04 Oct 2022