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Snow White COULD NEVER!!! by CrackheadBlue6971
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 May 2021
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Animals love Giorno and Giorno loves animals, this causes problems.
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30 Mar 2026
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It was supposed to be a joke.
It was supposed to be a one-off thing to mock the team for how immature they were being.
So why the fuck was it working??
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04 Nov 2025
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Lanceboard usually wasn’t this difficult for Gale. He was an expert at the game, with skills far surpassing Astarion’s. He was too good for Astarion, enough that it just wasn’t fun for either of them unless Gale was handicapped in some way. And, it wasn’t that Astarion was too stupid for the game, but rather Gale was too intelligent. Even blindfolded, his memory never failed him as he remembered each piece’s location and every move made throughout the game. Astarion had proposed another handicap: a distraction during the game. Many distractions during the game, actually. As if Astarion himself wasn’t distraction enough.
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- Part 6 of Bloodweave Banter
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15 May 2025
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“I didn’t take a wrong turning and walk into a sitcom sketch about bureaucracy, did I?”
Her new supervisor - who had stiffly introduced himself as Jonathan Sims - allowed a small shift in his dour expression, which she only cautiously diagnosed as amusement. It was hard to tell, what with his general air of ‘neat’, ‘professional’ and ‘severe’ (with just a slight, not-quite-hidden, undertone of ‘help!’).
“Actually you took a correct turning and walked into a sitcom sketch about bureaucracy. Welcome to Central Classification.”
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27 Feb 2025
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This was a self-indulgent fic of Aphrodite pegging Ares with a little bit of context to set the scene. But then my genius brain thought "What if Dionysus and Aphrodite fucked Ares at the same time?" and now we're here. You can't give me hot depictions of Greek gods and goddess and not expect me to make some mythology.
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25 Feb 2025
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02 Dec 2024
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Cousin Sergeiverse by cosmicocean
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 May 2016
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29 Nov 2024
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The first thing Ghost smelt when he stepped back into base was heat. And not just any heat, Soap’s.
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20 May 2024
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The things lost along the way (The things gained at the end) by ThatKorka
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Oct 2023
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I can smell what’s under those bandages, Wizard, You’re all rot and ruin!
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14 May 2024
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That one story where it turns out Castiel has a fobwatch.
Guest starring Chuck Shurley and a 1963 blue police public call box.
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07 Mar 2024
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"The doctors had warned them both of this. That a day might come where Snake would feel on top of the world. Like he was never sick. Like he wasn’t dying."
"The last good day."
A one-shot depicting Snake's last good day. Ever. Very depressing. Old Snake/Otacon. Mild spoilers for something that will happen in 111-555-xxxx (numbers). Hopefully this fits with at least most of the canon. Sometimes I forget things. Sorry.
Why must I hurt myself this way?
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05 Feb 2024
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put*ng ina, si optimum pride!! by Meemawz
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
14 Oct 2023
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The Autobots learn of memes, and LIMC by extension.
The Decepticons regret (enjoy every second of) ever landing on this Primus-forsaken planet.
People suffer, people laugh.
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24 Dec 2023
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When Ratchet is about to leave for his mission with Wheeljack, a distress call from Starscream causes a change of plans.
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24 Dec 2023
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how often fish poop makes its way into Achilles' search history, followed by fish not pooping help.
You're overfeeding, Google informs him. Only feed your betta as much as he can eat in a few minutes. And, more troublingly: Decaying excess food can lead to ammonia poisoning.
Poisoning! Achilles mentally apologises to the fish, which does not hear him or care.--
(the one where achilles gets a divorce and then a pet fish, in that order.)
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12 Dec 2023
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Take The Long Way Home by KirbeesBuzzing
Fandoms: Supernatural, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Nov 2023
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After sacrificing himself for Dean and being swallowed by The Empty. Castiel finds himself definitively not in eternal rest.
Instead, he has somehow ended up in New York City in 2012, falling out of a wormhole in the sky.Now, the Avengers need to deal with a guy who claims that he's an angel from another universe - while also still having to deal with their regular, own universe, shit going down.
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10 Dec 2023
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Dean has fantasized about being fucked by Endverse!Cas ever since he was thrown into, and then removed from, 2014. Castiel arranges for his fantasy to come true. The angel is there, by his side to tell him how to be his good boy.
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04 Dec 2023
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The Home Depot AU no one asked for, posting it here to keep everything in order and make it easier to navigate.
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22 Nov 2023
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I see your “Aziraphale and Castiel would never hang out because Azira is high maintenance and Cas is working class” and raise you “Azira delights in getting Cas to try new and fancy foods.”
Oh, but “Cas says everything tastes like molecules.” You fools. It's bold of you to assume that Aziraphale wouldn’t allow Cas to taste food without meaning to because he is excited about sharing his love of food with someone else.
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22 Oct 2023
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Look at the lord I'm in need of the light by ShizunaRey
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Supernatural (TV 2005), Good Omens (TV)
23 Nov 2023
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Sam and Dean tried to summon Lucifer.. it just didn't quite work as planned.
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"Lucifer? Do I look like the Devil!? Ha-, You can't be bloody serious." Crowley cackled.
Dean just rolled his eyes in annoyance. "You just shut up and listen to what we have to say. Sammy, get me the Jesus juice."Series
- Part 3 of Shizu's ineffable Storys
- Part 8 of Shizu's Crossovers & interactions!
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22 Oct 2023
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Angelic Anomaly by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Supernatural (TV 2005)
22 Aug 2023
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The thing was an intricate creation, a fusion of divine and infernal origins, a paradoxical being birthed from a forbidden affair between an angel and a demon. Castiel, that's what they had christened it.
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22 Oct 2023