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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are captain and alternate captain of Team Canada in the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics. They're favorites to win gold and also the favorites on social media.

    News, Twitter, and Reddit reactions to Hollanov at the 2026 games!

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

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    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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    17 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 91

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    [Jane has requested your location on Find My Friends]

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    Shane and Ilya's texts and location sharing throughout their relationship post-cottage

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    17 Feb 2026

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    katrina @katisnowacensfan

    ilya rozanov saw me tweet that signing to the cens is the most indefensible thing he's ever done, said "hold my vodka" and started fucking his arch-rivals MOM. ily roz but you're stressing me out and we're barely halfway through the season.

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    Someone takes a photo of Ilya and Yuna shopping for art and the internet runs with it.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are thrilled to be on the same team this year but can't resist a little on-ice fighting. The team is very concerned.

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    “Great,” Troy muttered. “They’re going to kill each other.”

    Across the boards from him, Harris squeaked, “Should we, like, do something? Call Coach? Call–"

    “A therapist?” Troy interjected.

    “I’m serious!” exclaimed Harris.

    “So am I,” said Troy. “Those two have been on opposing teams for their entire professional careers. I don’t think they have any idea how to turn off their competitive bickering. This is going to be an interesting season.”

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    16 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 69

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    Shane: I'm going to call you “my little toe” because, after a few beers, there's a good chance I'm going to bang you on the coffee table.

    Ilya: You do not drink beer.

    Ilya: And I am one doing banging, no?

    Shane:

    Shane: Fuck.

    5 times Shane sexted Ilya badly +1 time he got it right.

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    16 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 56

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    Chaos reaches its absolute peak when they reach the bed display room.

    Ilya completely ignores every rule of social decorum and throws himself onto the bed on his back like a starfish, bouncing slightly from the impact. He frowns and sits up.

    “Not good,” he announces. “Not big enough to fuck on.”

    The world seems to grind to a halt.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    The second announcer switched in. “That’s right, and with the score at 5-3, it seems unlikely the Centaurs are going home disappointed tonight. A superb performance from the team and from their captain.

    Well you know what they say?

    What do they say?

    No one can take a hit like Ilya Rozanov.

    Or

    5 times Ilya Rozanov takes a hit, and 1 time he doesnt have to.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov famously dances to Rasputin when out clubbing with his team, making it his official party anthem and a superstition on the ice.

    Harris makes him record the TikTok trend.

    The world has a very normal, very chill, reaction to it.

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    15 Feb 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 50

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    Ilya grinned, blond locks flopping into his eyes as he ducked his head and looked at him from under his lashes. “Is that a puck in your pocket-“

    Oh, no, Shane thought.

    “-or are you just happy to see me?”

     



    Shane's dad gets Ilya a hockey joke book. It goes about as well as expected.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov

    Admin note: POST IS WIP
    1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
    2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
    [cont…]

    rozanovdefender replied to yourfaveisproblematic
    “the unlawful slaughter of children” YOU MEAN THE ROMANOVS??

    habsbluntrotation reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
    girl not to be a bolshevik on main but the romanovs sorta deserved that one

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    Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Shane loves his husband. He really does! But sometimes, it can be hard to put that love into words.

    So maybe, when he tried to put it into words, he ended up writing a couple songs.

    And maybe he released them under a fake name.

    And maybe they got insanely popular somehow.

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    AKA the one where Shane and Ilya are married and in love and Shane is a little insecure about his ability to love his husband. So he becomes a faceless pop sensation. By accident. Mostly? It's complicated.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    “Ilya, you’re playing the Voyageurs next, in Montreal. How are you feeling about that?” An ESPN mic is held to his face.

    Rozanov grins. “Really good. About time. I know we have been winning a lot, but is always the most fun to beat Montreal.”

    “The situation’s kind of changed though, hasn’t it?”

    “Is true.” Rozanov looks almost thoughtful. “It used to be the most fun to beat them because they had the best player on their team. Now…” Rozanov trails off. He chances a look to the side, as if to check if someone’s there or not. “Now is going to be fun because they are very stupid.” Rozanov’s face is very hard. Serious. Angry. Scary.

    Or: Signing with the Montreal Voyageurs should have been the best day in Jordan Bicker’s career. If only it weren’t for Ilya Rozanov…

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    14 Feb 2026

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    -Kip Grady Started a Group Chat-

    Kip starts a group chat for the husbands and boyfriends of the queer players in the league, and they get along like a house on fire.

    Takes place over the course of The Long Game and Role Model.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Don’t get him wrong Harris loved doing all the usual team questions and he was very grateful to have a team who was actually on board with answering him and doing any videos he asked. But he has to keep it interesting, so he came up with a new idea, unfortunately it required someone chronically offline, thankfully Shane Hollander was part of the team.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    After harsh demand from the Ottawa Centaurs WAGS, Shane Hollander is added to their secret group chat. Chaos ensues.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    - Marlow Has Added Jane to the Conversation -

    Marlow: Please don't tell Roz

    Jane: O.O

     

    - Hayden Has Added Lily to the Conversation -

    Lily: What the fuck is this?

    Hayden: Oh-

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    13 Feb 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 67

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    A collection of Heated Rivalry fics set in an A/B/O universe where spanking/discipline of omegas is common and expected! I am open to requests/prompts for fics to add to this series.

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    13 Feb 2026

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